Fucking shitbag, I accidentally swallowed...

beef curtains · 12-02-2003, 02:23 AM

the goddamn ball off my tongue ring.
Now I feel ill. What if I have colon polyps and it gets trapped and I die like Elvis. On the toilet with 25 lbs of shit crammed in me??

Fattening Ass · 12-02-2003, 02:24 AM

i thought you swallowed a shitbag.

Dead · 12-02-2003, 02:25 AM

Elvis died on the crapper reading a book on the shroud of turin. Interesting fact.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-02-2003, 02:27 AM

Start shitting now as to not embarrass yourself when you die.

Toby · 12-02-2003, 02:28 AM

is that how elvis really died?

Amazing Disgrace · 12-02-2003, 02:30 AM

my cousins liked to eat quarters....they also liked digging them out of their shit. i only wished i was joking

twice · 12-02-2003, 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me
the goddamn ball off my tongue ring.
Now I feel ill. What if I have colon polyps and it gets trapped and I die like Elvis. On the toilet with 25 lbs of shit crammed in me??

i did that about a week ago. i was half asleep when i realized there was this annoying feeling of something being stuck in my throat. i ended up walking to the bathroom and throwing it up- sanitizing it, and falling back asleep shortly after. fun stuff.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-02-2003, 02:36 AM

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Originally posted by twice
i did that about a week ago. i was half asleep when i realized there was this annoying feeling of something being stuck in my throat. i ended up walking to the bathroom and throwing it up- sanitizing it, and falling back asleep shortly after. fun stuff.

Never a dull moment.

twice · 12-02-2003, 02:37 AM

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Originally posted by 2Marlon2Brando

Never a dull moment.

hey what's up cuteness?

beef curtains · 12-02-2003, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by Amazing Disgrace
my cousins liked to eat quarters....they also liked digging them out of their shit. i only wished i was joking

Thanks for the advice. Maybe I'll dig it out and put it back in my mouth

Fattening Ass · 12-02-2003, 02:46 AM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

Thanks for the advice. Maybe I'll dig it out and put it back in my mouth

HAUGHT.

2Marlon2Brando · 12-02-2003, 02:58 AM

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Originally posted by twice
hey what's up cuteness?

Hi.

scouse_dave · 12-02-2003, 07:39 AM

it was a silly idea getting your tongue pierced in the first place

beef curtains · 12-02-2003, 12:38 PM

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Originally posted by scouse_dave
it was a silly idea getting your tongue pierced in the first place

I never heard any complaints about it!

Nimrod's Son · 12-02-2003, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

I never heard any complaints about it!

Ooooh.. because it was on his penis! I get it!

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-02-2003, 12:41 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

I never heard any complaints about it!

Are you talking about when you used to blow him and how good it must of felt when you slowly moved your tongue up and down his long, hard shaft?

chsllama · 12-02-2003, 12:47 PM

that's what i heard.

beef curtains · 12-02-2003, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years

Are you talking about when you used to blow him and how good it must of felt when you slowly moved your tongue up and down his long, hard shaft?

Something like that

silent1 · 12-02-2003, 01:08 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

Something like that

actually i kind of prefer it without one.

Elvis The Fat Years · 12-02-2003, 01:12 PM

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Originally posted by silent1

actually i kind of prefer it without one.

So you take yours out when you give head to guys?

silent1 · 12-02-2003, 01:13 PM

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Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years

So you take yours out when you give head to guys?

no that's just what i prefer, everyone else likes the ring i guess.

dummies.

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2Marlon2Brando Socialphobic Location: sometimes the same is different but mostly it's the same Posts: 14,519	Start shitting now as to not embarrass yourself when you die.

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Amazing Disgrace Banned Posts: 466	my cousins liked to eat quarters....they also liked digging them out of their shit. i only wished i was joking

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scouse_dave Minion of Satan Location: Manchester Posts: 5,089	it was a silly idea getting your tongue pierced in the first place

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chsllama Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,200	that's what i heard.