Soooo tonight I'm going to work at a Carribean restaurant for a funny Jamaican man

Smiley33 · 11-01-2002, 04:51 PM

*INSERT GAY SNIPER JOKE HERE*

Just helping out for a few hours. I hope he feeds me. Jamaican food = good.

god save me if someone french comes in, because i won't be able to say anything except "BONJOUR BON SOIR JE NE COMPEND PAS COMMENT CA VA BIEN BieN OUI NON POUTINE + PANTALON!" I'll just hum Bob Marley songs and cry

Fattening Ass · 11-01-2002, 04:53 PM

Mixing GTA with reality again eh?

Smiley33 · 11-01-2002, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
Mixing GTA with reality again eh?

Grand Theft Auto? huh? OK BOTH YOU AND ENISLED NEED TO STOP DOING CRACK. PLEASE.

aspecialkid · 11-01-2002, 06:26 PM

your doing this for free?

Smiley33 · 11-02-2002, 03:05 PM

K I'M NEVER GOING BACK THERE AGAIN LOL OH SHIT. :erm

:erm

twice · 11-02-2002, 03:16 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
K I'M NEVER GOING BACK THERE AGAIN LOL OH SHIT. :erm :erm

OMIFUK DESI WAHT HAPPENING?!?!?!

Smiley33 · 11-02-2002, 03:42 PM

well

FIRST I GOT LOST TRYING TO GET THERE AND IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT AND *SEE THREAD ABOUT WOMEN GOING PLACES ALONE IN WEIRD NEIGHBOURHOODS* AND SO I WANTED TO GO HOME OR CURL UP IN THE GUTTER BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD AT LEAST SHOW UP. AND I WAS UNDER THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION THAT I WOULD BE THERE ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS TO WAITRESS OR WHATEVER BUT I ENDED UP WAITRESSING FOR 3 HOURS AND THEN CLEANING A FILTHY KITCHEN WITH THIS POOR OLD WOMAN UNTIL 1 A.M. AND SOMEONE CALLED IN AN ORDER AND 20 MINUTES LATER A MAN CAME IN AND I SAID "HI ARE YOU HERE TO PICK UP?" AND HE WAS LIKE "YOU? SURE!" LOL THAT WAS FUNNY BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE CAME IN AND SAID I LOOKED TOO INNOCENT TO BE WORKING THERE BUT MY BOOBS NEVER RESPONDED. U SEE BOOBS CAN'T TALK BACK SO IF YOU TALK TO THEM, THEN THERE WILL BE A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE TO FOLLOW. THEN THE JAMAICAN MUSIC WAS COOL BUT THEN THERE WAS A TECHNO SONG WITH JAMAICAN MAN IN ********** AND IT TRIGGERED SOMETHING IN MY BRANI OR SOMETHING AND I FELT REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. LIKE REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. WELL AT LEAST I MADE TIPS BUT I JUST DIDN'T LIKE IT. IT WAS IN AN UNFAMILIAR PART OF TOWN AND I ENDED UP WORKING FOR WAY MORE THAN HE SAID I WOULD BE THERE. HE SAID HE WOULD CLOSE AT 11. HELLO 1 =/= 11. AND WTF DOES "OH GIRL, YOU DON'T KNOW, I BAAD. I JUST BAAD" WITH A SCARY LOOK IN YOUR EYE MEAN? OH MY GOD I'M MEANT TO WORK AT GODIVA IN LITTLE BLACK FLATS AND A WHITE BLOUSE WHERE PEOPLE COME AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATES. I GUESS

I DON'T KNOW, I JUST FELT VERY WEIRD. AND MY FATHER IN LAW IS FROM TRINIDAD SO IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE WHOLE CARRIBEAN THING. I LOVE IT. I JUST WAS NOT COMFORTABLE THERE. GUT FEELING. SCUBBING FILTHY STOVES JUST ISN'T MY FUCKING THING. K I GUESS I'D EBTTER CALL NOW ADN BEG HIM NOT TO PUT ME ON THE SCHEDULE BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THAT STUFF. OK BYE NOW

twice · 11-02-2002, 03:50 PM

That sounds like a situation I'd find myself in. Only difference being, I would be a moron and just wait it out to see if things would get better. I hope this doesn't sound wrong, but your story just made my day. Not necessarily the content, but just the way you wrote it. <3

Smiley33 · 11-02-2002, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by twice
That sounds like a situation I'd find myself in. Only difference being, I would be a moron and just wait it out to see if things would get better. I hope this doesn't sound wrong, but your story just made my day. Not necessarily the content, but just the way you wrote it. <3

When I get a bad or weird gut feeling, I usually go with it. I don't want to be there until 1 am again

I was very alone and very uncomfortable, and was surrounded by a bunch of drunk d00ds.

I'm glad my story made you happy

At least something good came out of it other than it being a catharsis lol

Smiley33 · 11-02-2002, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Enisled

what the fuck did i do???

I don't remember, but yesterday you posted something crackheaded. Wait, you did the day before, too! And the day before that!

Smiley33 · 11-02-2002, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Enisled

bah. fuck off and give me my secret santa assignment.

bitch, u better reckanize.

meow · 11-03-2002, 07:35 PM

DONT GO BACK! EVER!

ZERO · 11-03-2002, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by meow
DONT GO BACK! EVER!

Smiley33 · 11-03-2002, 07:44 PM

I <3 my fwends.

Crippler · 11-03-2002, 07:56 PM

Jesus.

Dirty Dive-R-Us.

Do yourself a favor and heed the advice of Kim.

11-01-2002, 04:51 PM	#1
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	Soooo tonight I'm going to work at a Carribean restaurant for a funny Jamaican man INSERT GAY SNIPER JOKE HERE Just helping out for a few hours. I hope he feeds me. Jamaican food = good. god save me if someone french comes in, because i won't be able to say anything except "BONJOUR BON SOIR JE NE COMPEND PAS COMMENT CA VA BIEN BieN OUI NON POUTINE + PANTALON!" I'll just hum Bob Marley songs and cry

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11-02-2002, 03:50 PM	#8
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	<3 desi That sounds like a situation I'd find myself in. Only difference being, I would be a moron and just wait it out to see if things would get better. I hope this doesn't sound wrong, but your story just made my day. Not necessarily the content, but just the way you wrote it. <3

11-01-2002, 06:26 PM	#4
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11-02-2002, 03:05 PM	#5
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	K I'M NEVER GOING BACK THERE AGAIN LOL OH SHIT. :erm :erm

11-02-2002, 03:42 PM	#7
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	well FIRST I GOT LOST TRYING TO GET THERE AND IT WAS LATE AT NIGHT AND SEE THREAD ABOUT WOMEN GOING PLACES ALONE IN WEIRD NEIGHBOURHOODS AND SO I WANTED TO GO HOME OR CURL UP IN THE GUTTER BUT I THOUGHT I SHOULD AT LEAST SHOW UP. AND I WAS UNDER THE DISTINCT IMPRESSION THAT I WOULD BE THERE ONLY FOR A FEW HOURS TO WAITRESS OR WHATEVER BUT I ENDED UP WAITRESSING FOR 3 HOURS AND THEN CLEANING A FILTHY KITCHEN WITH THIS POOR OLD WOMAN UNTIL 1 A.M. AND SOMEONE CALLED IN AN ORDER AND 20 MINUTES LATER A MAN CAME IN AND I SAID "HI ARE YOU HERE TO PICK UP?" AND HE WAS LIKE "YOU? SURE!" LOL THAT WAS FUNNY BUT THEN SOMEONE ELSE CAME IN AND SAID I LOOKED TOO INNOCENT TO BE WORKING THERE BUT MY BOOBS NEVER RESPONDED. U SEE BOOBS CAN'T TALK BACK SO IF YOU TALK TO THEM, THEN THERE WILL BE A VERY UNCOMFORTABLE SILENCE TO FOLLOW. THEN THE JAMAICAN MUSIC WAS COOL BUT THEN THERE WAS A TECHNO SONG WITH JAMAICAN MAN IN ********** AND IT TRIGGERED SOMETHING IN MY BRANI OR SOMETHING AND I FELT REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. LIKE REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE. WELL AT LEAST I MADE TIPS BUT I JUST DIDN'T LIKE IT. IT WAS IN AN UNFAMILIAR PART OF TOWN AND I ENDED UP WORKING FOR WAY MORE THAN HE SAID I WOULD BE THERE. HE SAID HE WOULD CLOSE AT 11. HELLO 1 =/= 11. AND WTF DOES "OH GIRL, YOU DON'T KNOW, I BAAD. I JUST BAAD" WITH A SCARY LOOK IN YOUR EYE MEAN? OH MY GOD I'M MEANT TO WORK AT GODIVA IN LITTLE BLACK FLATS AND A WHITE BLOUSE WHERE PEOPLE COME AND COMPLAIN ABOUT THE EXPENSIVE CHOCOLATES. I GUESS I DON'T KNOW, I JUST FELT VERY WEIRD. AND MY FATHER IN LAW IS FROM TRINIDAD SO IT'S NOT LIKE IT'S BECAUSE I'M NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE WHOLE CARRIBEAN THING. I LOVE IT. I JUST WAS NOT COMFORTABLE THERE. GUT FEELING. SCUBBING FILTHY STOVES JUST ISN'T MY FUCKING THING. K I GUESS I'D EBTTER CALL NOW ADN BEG HIM NOT TO PUT ME ON THE SCHEDULE BECAUSE I REALLY DON'T WANT TO DO THAT STUFF. OK BYE NOW

11-03-2002, 07:35 PM	#12
meow Netflix Me Location: Human Skull! Posts: 27,712	DONT GO BACK! EVER!

11-03-2002, 07:44 PM	#14
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	I <3 my fwends.