The ham is among us

Travis Meekz · 10-26-2002, 03:05 AM

but the trees don't smell like maple.

Oblivious · 10-26-2002, 03:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Graveflower
You're a weird dude, Dave.

give me your address. i want to stalk you.

10-26-2002, 03:33 AM

that was an awesome thread title.

Travis Meekz · 10-26-2002, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly
that was an awesome thread title.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TREES?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

scorcholatte · 10-26-2002, 04:57 AM

Now all I can think of is proscuitto hanging all over myself.

severin · 10-26-2002, 04:59 AM

mhhmmm, prosciutto:
http://www.parmesanonline.com/immagi...benessere2.jpg

I Ate My Hamster · 10-26-2002, 05:06 PM

I'm tired of taking shits and wiping for hours.

I just want a clean drop.

Travis Meekz · 10-26-2002, 05:14 PM

yes, we all are well aware that the ham is raping our women and teaching our children the path to eternal flames. But why are the trees going unnoticed. THey have a hand in the plan damn it. They're not as quiet as we think.

Elvis The Fat Years · 10-26-2002, 07:14 PM

i think Travis Meeks has been sniffing glue again.

Travis Meekz · 11-02-2002, 09:01 PM

do you all not see the true nature of the trees now? The thick fluid of lies within have now floated into the ground. Death to all screams the ham. but no one listens. the ground knows, but does not tell. the trees cry into the night to end it all, as we all masturbate.

11-02-2002, 09:06 PM

The maples formed a union and demanded equal rights. They say the oaks are way to greedy and they soak up all our light... Now there's no more oak opression...

Commercial math rock rules.

Travis Meekz · 11-02-2002, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
The maples formed a union and demanded equal rights. They say the oaks are way to greedy and they soak up all our light... Now there's no more oak opression...

Commercial math rock rules.

you are so off, the oak are all dead already. they sailed to the depths of hell on love's shoulder 20 moons ago. there is nothing more to do except to die and poke out your eyes

severin · 11-02-2002, 09:17 PM

i found it, the place where ground, ham and maple come together and form a new coalition:

MAPLE-APPLE HAM LOAF

1 pound. ground ham
1/2 pound. hamburger
1/2 cup dry bread crumbs
1/4 cup milk
1 egg, slightly beaten
1 small onion, finely chopped
1/2 teaspoons dry mustard
1***/2 cups canned pie apples, drained
1/2 cup maple syrup

Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Spread apples in bottom of loaf pan and pour maple syrup over them to cover. Mix ham and beef thoroughly. Combine bread crumbs, milk, egg, onion, and mustard, mix well, and add to meat. Pack meat mixture over apples, pressing firmly with hand. bake at 375°F for 1 hr. 15 min. Drain off excess fat. Allow loaf to stand out of oven for 10 min. before unmolding and slicing

Travis Meekz · 11-02-2002, 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by severin

i found it, the place where ground, ham and maple come together and form a new coalition:

MAPLE-APPLE HAM LOAF

1 pound. ground ham
1/2 pound. hamburger
1/2 cup dry bread crumbs
1/4 cup milk
1 egg, slightly beaten
1 small onion, finely chopped
1/2 teaspoons dry mustard
1***/2 cups canned pie apples, drained
1/2 cup maple syrup

Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Spread apples in bottom of loaf pan and pour maple syrup over them to cover. Mix ham and beef thoroughly. Combine bread crumbs, milk, egg, onion, and mustard, mix well, and add to meat. Pack meat mixture over apples, pressing firmly with hand. bake at 375°F for 1 hr. 15 min. Drain off excess fat. Allow loaf to stand out of oven for 10 min. before unmolding and slicing

dear God severin, this might just work. you must slice it into perfectly even slices and then place one slice into your rectum. Run around your house seven times. Climb to your roof and howl to the trees and jump to your death onto concrete. This may end the reign of terror instilled by the evil ham.

severin · 11-02-2002, 09:28 PM

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Originally posted by Travis Meeks

dear God severin

just severin...this has to do for the time being

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11-02-2002, 09:01 PM	#10
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	do you all not see the true nature of the trees now? The thick fluid of lies within have now floated into the ground. Death to all screams the ham. but no one listens. the ground knows, but does not tell. the trees cry into the night to end it all, as we all masturbate. __________________ ...

10-26-2002, 03:33 AM	#3
Ugly Posts: n/a	that was an awesome thread title.

10-26-2002, 05:06 PM	#7
I Ate My Hamster Apocalyptic Poster Location: jersey Posts: 3,091	I'm tired of taking shits and wiping for hours. I just want a clean drop.

10-26-2002, 05:14 PM	#8
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	yes, we all are well aware that the ham is raping our women and teaching our children the path to eternal flames. But why are the trees going unnoticed. THey have a hand in the plan damn it. They're not as quiet as we think.

10-26-2002, 07:14 PM	#9
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	i think Travis Meeks has been sniffing glue again.

11-02-2002, 09:06 PM	#11
Boner Posts: n/a	The maples formed a union and demanded equal rights. They say the oaks are way to greedy and they soak up all our light... Now there's no more oak opression... Commercial math rock rules.

11-02-2002, 09:17 PM	#13
severin no more than sympathy Location: lying on the floor Posts: 14,826	i found it, the place where ground, ham and maple come together and form a new coalition: MAPLE-APPLE HAM LOAF 1 pound. ground ham 1/2 pound. hamburger 1/2 cup dry bread crumbs 1/4 cup milk 1 egg, slightly beaten 1 small onion, finely chopped 1/2 teaspoons dry mustard 1*/2 cups canned pie apples, drained 1/2 cup maple syrup** Preheat oven to 375°F (190°C). Spread apples in bottom of loaf pan and pour maple syrup over them to cover. Mix ham and beef thoroughly. Combine bread crumbs, milk, egg, onion, and mustard, mix well, and add to meat. Pack meat mixture over apples, pressing firmly with hand. bake at 375°F for 1 hr. 15 min. Drain off excess fat. Allow loaf to stand out of oven for 10 min. before unmolding and slicing