******s parents are having sex

Geek USA · 10-21-2003, 12:25 AM

and she can hear them

Helena Handbasket · 10-21-2003, 12:26 AM

Nice.

pastor · 10-21-2003, 12:26 AM

Thanks, CNN.

Geek USA · 10-21-2003, 12:27 AM

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Originally posted by pastor
Thanks, CNN.

you're welcome!

yo soy el mejor · 10-21-2003, 12:28 AM

well. i went upstairs to get my book. and i was being quiet because everyone was asleep. or so i thought. half way up i hear my mom groaning and some weird noise escape my stepdad. and then i heard kissing. i froze. and made a disgusted face. and tried to walk down as quietly as i could. ugh! this has happened before!

Affectation · 10-21-2003, 12:30 AM

At least it's not with her this time.

Thanks dad!

Sepiae · 10-21-2003, 12:33 AM

That's kind of sweet. I'd rather hear my parents doing it than hear my dad bitch about not getting any at dinner.

Gumby · 10-21-2003, 12:34 AM

yo soy el mejor · 10-21-2003, 12:34 AM

TheJoker · 10-21-2003, 12:37 AM

just imagine that mouth your mom kisses your cheek everyday with, has guzzled your dad's cum, probably got sprayed on her face too. And your dad, well, you can think where his mouth has been.

Helena Handbasket · 10-21-2003, 12:42 AM

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Originally posted by TheJoker
just imagine that mouth your mom kisses your cheek everyday with, has guzzled your dad's cum, probably got sprayed on her face too. And your dad, well, you can think where his mouth has been.

yo soy el mejor · 10-21-2003, 12:44 AM

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Originally posted by TheJoker
just imagine that mouth your mom kisses your cheek everyday with, has guzzled your dad's cum, probably got sprayed on her face too. And your dad, well, you can think where his mouth has been.

im going to fucking kill you.

and by the way! my dad is living single.

Never Leave Me · 10-21-2003, 01:04 AM

Dang thats nasty.

Affectation · 10-21-2003, 01:13 AM

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Originally posted by Sepiae
That's kind of sweet. I'd rather hear my parents doing it than hear my dad bitch about not getting any at dinner.

Please go into detail on this subject.

Sepiae · 10-21-2003, 01:27 AM

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Originally posted by Affectation
Please go into detail on this subject.

He says he's only gotten lucky 3 times in his life (he has 3 children.) If he pisses my mom off and my sister and I joke, "Oh Dad, you're cut off now," he'll say, "What's 3 more months" or something like that. It's good natured, not lewd.

meow · 10-21-2003, 02:28 AM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor
well. i went upstairs to get my book. and i was being quiet because everyone was asleep. or so i thought. half way up i hear my mom groaning and some weird noise escape my stepdad. and then i heard kissing. i froze. and made a disgusted face. and tried to walk down as quietly as i could. ugh! this has happened before!

dude, i would have made as much noise as i possibly could. I would have faked falling down the stairs.

Fletcher · 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by meow
dude, i would have made as much noise as i possibly could. I would have faked falling down the stairs.

yeah, or cry "FIRE!!!!" or "GODZILLA!!!!" or something...

NewFreshness · 10-21-2003, 09:24 AM

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Originally posted by yo soy el mejor

and by the way! my dad is living single.

Psh... well he counts you.

Never Leave Me · 10-21-2003, 09:29 AM

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or " GODZILLA!!!!" or something... [/b]

Nimrod's Son · 10-21-2003, 10:14 AM

Yes, God forbid married people have sex.

Mason R Butler · 10-21-2003, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Yes, God forbid married people have sex.

I don't think they're technically married anymore.

jenniferkate · 10-21-2003, 10:21 AM

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Originally posted by Sepiae
That's kind of sweet. I'd rather hear my parents doing it than hear my dad bitch about not getting any at dinner.

hah my dad does that too. or my mom will complain to me about him chasing her around. it's like, just shut up and do it already. over 20 years of marriage and they still act like teenagers.

Fletcher · 10-21-2003, 10:24 AM

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Originally posted by jenniferkate

hah my dad does that too. or my mom will complain to me about him chasing her around. it's like, just shut up and do it already. over 20 years of marriage and they still act like teenagers.

as long as they don't fuck like teenagers...

Nimrod's Son · 10-21-2003, 10:25 AM

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Originally posted by Mason R Butler

I don't think they're technically married anymore.

Yeah, this is the step dad. They are.

Mason R Butler · 10-21-2003, 10:31 AM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Yeah, this is the step dad. They are.

Oh yeah, I neglected to read that part. I would've knocked on the door and told them someone was on the phone.

vanilla · 10-21-2003, 10:34 AM

ewww. this is the creepiest thing ever! i've heard my parent before. it's horrible. and i've heard my brother and his girlfriend

Fletcher · 10-21-2003, 10:37 AM

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Originally posted by vanilla
ewww. this is the creepiest thing ever! i've heard my parent before. it's horrible. and i've heard my brother and his girlfriend

listening to your brother/girlfriend or sis/boyfriend is not half as horrible as hearing your parents doing it...

jenniferkate · 10-21-2003, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Fletcher

as long as they don't fuck like teenagers...

they probably do!

sppunk · 10-21-2003, 11:06 AM

You could have at least volunteered to clean up his cum.

What a bad daughter you are.

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Geek USA car wash cunt Location: cuyler ave Posts: 39,762	******s parents are having sex and she can hear them

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Gumby Apocalyptic Poster Location: Sydney NSW Australia Posts: 1,307	Picz

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Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	Nice.

10-21-2003, 12:26 AM	#3
pastor Apocalyptic Poster Location: somewhere Posts: 2,276	Thanks, CNN.

10-21-2003, 12:28 AM	#5
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	well. i went upstairs to get my book. and i was being quiet because everyone was asleep. or so i thought. half way up i hear my mom groaning and some weird noise escape my stepdad. and then i heard kissing. i froze. and made a disgusted face. and tried to walk down as quietly as i could. ugh! this has happened before!

10-21-2003, 12:33 AM	#7
Sepiae is a modern day sex camel Location: Boston, baby Posts: 7,662	That's kind of sweet. I'd rather hear my parents doing it than hear my dad bitch about not getting any at dinner.

10-21-2003, 12:37 AM	#10
TheJoker Apocalyptic Poster Location: Seattle Posts: 3,292	just imagine that mouth your mom kisses your cheek everyday with, has guzzled your dad's cum, probably got sprayed on her face too. And your dad, well, you can think where his mouth has been.

10-21-2003, 01:04 AM	#13
Never Leave Me Ownz Location: Oak Cliff Town Posts: 745	Dang thats nasty.

10-21-2003, 10:34 AM	#26
vanilla Minion of Satan Posts: 9,812	ewww. this is the creepiest thing ever! i've heard my parent before. it's horrible. and i've heard my brother and his girlfriend

10-21-2003, 11:06 AM	#29
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	You could have at least volunteered to clean up his cum. What a bad daughter you are.