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Squashing Pineapples · 10-27-2002, 12:41 AM

4576+567-576+7-56-567-4+56-7+56-7-76+765

Squashing Pineapples · 10-27-2002, 12:42 AM

I can be #2 at the Top 25 posters

hehe

sawdust restaurants · 10-27-2002, 12:42 AM

I have only one burning desire:
Let me put my cock in Glenn's fire.

Squashing Pineapples · 10-27-2002, 12:42 AM

Squashing Pineapples · 10-27-2002, 12:44 AM

Squashing Pineapples · 10-27-2002, 12:45 AM

:erm

Squashing Pineapples · 10-27-2002, 12:47 AM

:erm

Squashing Pineapples · 10-27-2002, 12:50 AM

:erm

Oblivious · 10-27-2002, 01:01 AM

+flapjacks

Guen · 10-27-2002, 01:34 AM

miss pretty. i saw miss pretty.

plus one.

10-27-2002, 02:24 AM

INT CAR - NIGHT

Holden throws the car into park

ALYSSA
Why are we stopping?

HOLDEN
I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I’m sure that’s what you’ll call it. And it’s not because you’re unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You’re the epitome of every attribute and quality I’ve ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you’d ever consider. But I can’t do this any longer. I can’t stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can’t look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can’t talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I’ve never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can’t hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I couldn’t allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot- down. And I’ll accept that But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not suppress that - at least for ten minutes - and try to dwell in it before you dismiss it. There isn’t another soul on this fucking planet who’s ever made me the person I am when I’m with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it’s there between you and me. You can’t deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I’m forever changed because of you and what you’ve meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I’d never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.

Holden stares at Alyssa. She stares back. Then she gets out of the car.

HOLDEN
Was it something I said?

jenn · 10-27-2002, 02:45 AM

*plus one*

(Thanks Glenn!)

10-27-2002, 02:53 AM

MILLS
You only killed a bunch of innocent people
so you could get your rocks off. That's
all.

JOHN DOE
Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny?
Look at the people I killed. An obese man,
a disgusting man who could barely stand
up... who if you saw him on the street,
you'd point so your friends could mock him
along with you. Who if you saw him while
you were eating, you wouldn't be able to
finish your meal. After him I picked the
lawyer. And, you both must have been
secretly thanking me for that one. This
was a man who dedicated his life to making
money by lying with every breath he could
muster... to keeping rapists and murderers
on the streets.

MILLS
Murderers?

JOHN DOE
(ignoring)
A woman...

MILLS
Murderers like you?

JOHN DOE
(ignoring, louder)
A woman... so ugly on the inside that she
couldn't bare to go on living if she
couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A
drug dealer... a drug dealing pederast,
actually.
(laughs at that one)
And, don't forget the disease spreading
whore. Only in a world this shitty could
you even try to say these were innocent
people and keep a straight face.
(getting worked up)
That's the point. You see a deadly sin on
almost every street corner, and in every
home, literally. And we tolerate it.
Because it's common, it seems trivial, and
we tolerate, all day long, morning, noon
and night. Not anymore. I'm setting the
example, and it's going to be puzzled over
and studied and followed, from now on.

Squashing Pineapples · 10-27-2002, 03:09 AM

rags and old iron
rags and old iron
all he was buying was just rags and old iron

MADpeace · 10-27-2002, 03:15 AM

this is jimmy.

jimmy's in love..........with another guy's girl.:erm

jimmy didn't like that.

jimmy went fucking nuts.

jimmy's much better now.

10-27-2002, 03:18 AM

There is a moment of stunned silence, then...

HUDSON

(hysterical)

Well that's great! That's just fucking great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do, man? We're in some real pretty shit now!

HICKS

Are you finished?

(to Ripley)

You okay?

She nods. She can't disguise her stricken expression when she looks at Newt, but the little girl seems relatively calm. She shrugs with fatalistic acceptance.

NEWT

I guess we're not leaving, right?

RIPLEY

I'm sorry, Newt.

NEWT

You don't have to be sorry. It wasn't your fault.

HUDSON

(kicking rocks)

Just tell me what the fuck we're supposed to do now. What're we gonna do now?

BURKE

(annoyed)

May be could build a fire and sing songs!

NEWT

We should get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon. They come mostly at night. Mostly.

bonsor · 10-27-2002, 03:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly
INT CAR - NIGHT

Holden throws the car into park

ALYSSA
Why are we stopping?

HOLDEN
I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I’m sure that’s what you’ll call it. And it’s not because you’re unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You’re the epitome of every attribute and quality I’ve ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you’d ever consider. But I can’t do this any longer. I can’t stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can’t look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can’t talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I’ve never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can’t hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I couldn’t allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot- down. And I’ll accept that But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not suppress that - at least for ten minutes - and try to dwell in it before you dismiss it. There isn’t another soul on this fucking planet who’s ever made me the person I am when I’m with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it’s there between you and me. You can’t deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I’m forever changed because of you and what you’ve meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I’d never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of.

Holden stares at Alyssa. She stares back. Then she gets out of the car.

HOLDEN
Was it something I said?

holy shit that is depressing.

10-27-2002, 03:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
holy shit that is depressing.

yeah, Chasing Amy is the only "romantic" movie I like, basically because in the end everyone is miserable and heartbroken. just like real life.

10-27-2002, 12:40 AM	#32
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Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	:erm :erm

10-27-2002, 03:15 AM	#48
MADpeace Ownz Location: oooooo I'm around... Posts: 923	I am thinking of starting a smily storybook thread. this is jimmy. jimmy's in love..........with another guy's girl.:erm jimmy didn't like that. jimmy went fucking nuts. jimmy's much better now. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. TIER SIX!!!! OUTTA MY WAY!!!

10-27-2002, 12:39 AM	#31
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10-27-2002, 12:41 AM	#34
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	4576+567-576+7-56-567-4+56-7+56-7-76+765

10-27-2002, 12:42 AM	#35
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	I can be #2 at the Top 25 posters hehe

10-27-2002, 12:42 AM	#36
sawdust restaurants Fucking Creep Location: On the East Coast Posts: 5,992	I have only one burning desire: Let me put my cock in Glenn's fire.

10-27-2002, 12:44 AM	#38
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774

10-27-2002, 12:45 AM	#39
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	:erm

10-27-2002, 12:50 AM	#41
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	:erm

10-27-2002, 01:01 AM	#42
Oblivious Apocalyptic Poster Location: Village Oblivia Posts: 3,481	+flapjacks

10-27-2002, 01:34 AM	#43
Guen Demi-God Location: Birmingham, AL Posts: 255	miss pretty. i saw miss pretty. plus one.

10-27-2002, 02:24 AM	#44
Ugly Posts: n/a	INT CAR - NIGHT Holden throws the car into park ALYSSA Why are we stopping? HOLDEN I love you. And not in a friendly way, although I think we’re great friends. And not in a misplaced affection, puppy-dog way, although I’m sure that’s what you’ll call it. And it’s not because you’re unattainable. I love you. Very simple, very truly. You’re the epitome of every attribute and quality I’ve ever looked for in another person. I know you think of me as just a friend and crossing that line is the furthest thing from an option you’d ever consider. But I can’t do this any longer. I can’t stand next to you without wanting to hold you. I can’t look into your eyes without feeling that longing you only read about in trashy romance novels. I can’t talk to you without wanting to express my love for everything you are. I know this will probably queer our friendship - no pun intended - but I had to say it, because I’ve never felt this before, and I like who I am because of it. And if bringing it to light means we can’t hang out anymore, then that hurts me. But I couldn’t allow another day to go by without getting it out there, regardless of the outcome, which by the look on your face is to be the inevitable shoot- down. And I’ll accept that But I know some part of you is hesitating for a moment, and if there is a moment of hesitation, that means you feel something too. All I ask is that you not suppress that - at least for ten minutes - and try to dwell in it before you dismiss it. There isn’t another soul on this fucking planet who’s ever made me the person I am when I’m with you, and I would risk this friendship for the chance to take it to the next plateau. Because it’s there between you and me. You can’t deny that. And even if we never speak again after tonight, please know that I’m forever changed because of you and what you’ve meant to me, which - while I do appreciate it - I’d never need a painting of birds bought at a diner to remind me of. Holden stares at Alyssa. She stares back. Then she gets out of the car. HOLDEN Was it something I said?

10-27-2002, 02:45 AM	#45
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	plus one (Thanks Glenn!)

10-27-2002, 02:53 AM	#46
Ugly Posts: n/a	MILLS You only killed a bunch of innocent people so you could get your rocks off. That's all. JOHN DOE Innocent? Is that supposed to be funny? Look at the people I killed. An obese man, a disgusting man who could barely stand up... who if you saw him on the street, you'd point so your friends could mock him along with you. Who if you saw him while you were eating, you wouldn't be able to finish your meal. After him I picked the lawyer. And, you both must have been secretly thanking me for that one. This was a man who dedicated his life to making money by lying with every breath he could muster... to keeping rapists and murderers on the streets. MILLS Murderers? JOHN DOE (ignoring) A woman... MILLS Murderers like you? JOHN DOE (ignoring, louder) A woman... so ugly on the inside that she couldn't bare to go on living if she couldn't be beautiful on the outside. A drug dealer... a drug dealing pederast, actually. (laughs at that one) And, don't forget the disease spreading whore. Only in a world this shitty could you even try to say these were innocent people and keep a straight face. (getting worked up) That's the point. You see a deadly sin on almost every street corner, and in every home, literally. And we tolerate it. Because it's common, it seems trivial, and we tolerate, all day long, morning, noon and night. Not anymore. I'm setting the example, and it's going to be puzzled over and studied and followed, from now on.

10-27-2002, 03:09 AM	#47
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	rags and old iron rags and old iron all he was buying was just rags and old iron

10-27-2002, 03:18 AM	#49
Ugly Posts: n/a	There is a moment of stunned silence, then... HUDSON (hysterical) Well that's great! That's just fucking great, man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do, man? We're in some real pretty shit now! HICKS Are you finished? (to Ripley) You okay? She nods. She can't disguise her stricken expression when she looks at Newt, but the little girl seems relatively calm. She shrugs with fatalistic acceptance. NEWT I guess we're not leaving, right? RIPLEY I'm sorry, Newt. NEWT You don't have to be sorry. It wasn't your fault. HUDSON (kicking rocks) Just tell me what the fuck we're supposed to do now. What're we gonna do now? BURKE (annoyed) May be could build a fire and sing songs! NEWT We should get back, 'cause it'll be dark soon. They come mostly at night. Mostly.