my roommate met jon stewart

Samsa · 10-26-2002, 09:59 PM

lol. i'm sitting here watching trading spaces and she runs in and she's all 'i met jon stewart!' and i'm all 'you did?' and she was all 'you should have come! one sec!' and she ran in the bathroom (she has a horrible bladder. every time she goes out when she comes home she has to pee like niagara falls or something).

so she gets out of the bathroom and she's all 'you should have come! he was sitting behind us!' (they were at a soccer game)

and i'm all 'kewl'

and she told me they were sitting there and someone was all 'pst. behind us. jon stewart'. and she turned around and was all 'ehm can i just introduce myself?' and he was all 'yes?' and she was all 'i just wanted to tell you that my roommate and i watch you all the time' and he was all 'you should keep doing that. it keeps me employed' and she smiled and said 'yeah'. lol. like hell she watches him heh. sometimes when she's like in here changing she watches him.

heh. she says she is mad cuz no one had a cell phone she wanted to call me and make me come or something. i wouldn't have wanted to go like run over to the soccer game just to meet jon stewart. i mean i don't know him that would've been weird. but heh.

beef curtains · 10-26-2002, 10:02 PM

i probably would have "stopped by"

lucky_13 · 10-26-2002, 10:11 PM

he's my favorite. i would have drooled all over him.

Samsa · 10-26-2002, 10:13 PM

apparently he was there with some buddies and they were guffawing. yeah.

sppunk · 10-27-2002, 12:02 AM

We met him when I saw a taping of the Daily Show. Nice man, and he's a genious.

Fattening Ass · 10-27-2002, 12:03 AM

My roommate is a jackass!

Random Female · 10-27-2002, 01:18 AM

awwwwwwwwwwww

Jon stewart. I'd like to live with that man. not married, but like... partners or something. he rocks my socks.

Samsa · 10-27-2002, 02:07 AM

i'm going to go see him tomorrow at 2 pm

if i wake up on time :-/

10-26-2002, 09:59 PM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	my roommate met jon stewart lol. i'm sitting here watching trading spaces and she runs in and she's all 'i met jon stewart!' and i'm all 'you did?' and she was all 'you should have come! one sec!' and she ran in the bathroom (she has a horrible bladder. every time she goes out when she comes home she has to pee like niagara falls or something). so she gets out of the bathroom and she's all 'you should have come! he was sitting behind us!' (they were at a soccer game) and i'm all 'kewl' and she told me they were sitting there and someone was all 'pst. behind us. jon stewart'. and she turned around and was all 'ehm can i just introduce myself?' and he was all 'yes?' and she was all 'i just wanted to tell you that my roommate and i watch you all the time' and he was all 'you should keep doing that. it keeps me employed' and she smiled and said 'yeah'. lol. like hell she watches him heh. sometimes when she's like in here changing she watches him. heh. she says she is mad cuz no one had a cell phone she wanted to call me and make me come or something. i wouldn't have wanted to go like run over to the soccer game just to meet jon stewart. i mean i don't know him that would've been weird. but heh.

10-27-2002, 12:03 AM	#6
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	My roommate is a jackass! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-26-2002, 10:02 PM	#2
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	i probably would have "stopped by"

10-26-2002, 10:11 PM	#3
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,235	he's my favorite. i would have drooled all over him.

10-26-2002, 10:13 PM	#4
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	apparently he was there with some buddies and they were guffawing. yeah.

10-27-2002, 12:02 AM	#5
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	We met him when I saw a taping of the Daily Show. Nice man, and he's a genious.

10-27-2002, 01:18 AM	#7
Random Female Apocalyptic Poster Location: white folks' ghetto, San Diego Posts: 2,005	awwwwwwwwwwww Jon stewart. I'd like to live with that man. not married, but like... partners or something. he rocks my socks.

10-27-2002, 02:07 AM	#8
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	i'm going to go see him tomorrow at 2 pm if i wake up on time :-/