If you can't get laid: This is the answer!

Squashing Pineapples · 10-25-2002, 01:47 AM

It must be really freaking interesting to fuck one of these:

http://www.realdoll.com/images/t14.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/images/t01.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/images/c10.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/images/angela014.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/images/s14.jpg

* orders *

Ihaman · 10-25-2002, 01:50 AM

i can think of a few other ways

Mayfuck · 10-25-2002, 01:51 AM

Yikes that's almost like necrophilia.

The Pantsmaster · 10-25-2002, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples

http://www.realdoll.com/images/c10.jpg

that is seriously the most horrific fucking thing i've ever seen.

Skye · 10-25-2002, 01:54 AM

best thing is, she doesnt complain when you jizz in her face!

Squashing Pineapples · 10-25-2002, 02:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skye
best thing is, she doesnt complain when you jizz in her face!

And you can spank her as many times as you want too http://www.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon14.gif

Smiley33 · 10-25-2002, 02:06 AM

I wonder why nobody has asked WHY AND WHERE DO YOU KEEP LOOKING UP MANUALS ON HOW TO GET SEX FROM WOMEN, AND THEN POST ABOUT A FUCKING LIFELIKE BLOW UP DOLL

I DIDN'T SEE THAT SHIT IN THE MANUAL

WTF

Smiley33 · 10-25-2002, 02:09 AM

OK GOD DAMN IT SO THAT WAS 14 YEAR OLD TESSELLATION BUT BY GOD YOU TWO ARE EASILY CONFUSED.

I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS SCARY FUCKING DOLL. LIKE CHUCKIE, ONLY NAKED AND WITH TITS AND D;SKLFJASDKL;J

Smiley33 · 10-25-2002, 02:13 AM

uuhhhg do you fill it with hot water or something to make it warm or do you actually stick your weiner in it when it's cold? is it cold and plasticy? what if even the blow up doll turns you down for sex? then what will you do with yourself? get a fake but lifelike hamster to felch? what if that gets stuck? how wll you explain that to the ER doctors? "I fell on it" doesn't work. if you'er fat and you roll over on it when you're sleeping, will it get squished and make a sad sound? can you brush its hair? do its eyes glow in the dark? oh god this is scarier than fucking chuckie CHUCKIE THAT YOU CAN FUCK

Squashing Pineapples · 10-25-2002, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33
OK GOD DAMN IT SO THAT WAS 14 YEAR OLD TESSELLATION BUT BY GOD YOU TWO ARE EASILY CONFUSED.

I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS SCARY FUCKING DOLL. LIKE CHUCKIE, ONLY NAKED AND WITH TITS AND D;SKLFJASDKL;J

Don't worry honey, they have "men" for you:
http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md08.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md13.jpg

Smiley33 · 10-25-2002, 02:15 AM

oh my GOD I HATE YOU SQUASHING FUCKING PINEAPPLES

THE GIRL WAS BAD ENOUGH BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO POST A MOTHER FUCKING PLASTIC MAN IN A BATHTUB WITH A BONER WHY

Smiley33 · 10-25-2002, 02:17 AM

ugh what's even worse is that his weineri sn't that impressive

COME ON, HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TITS, HE HAS TO MAKE UP FOR IT SOMEWHERE

Squashing Pineapples · 10-25-2002, 02:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33
oh my GOD I HATE YOU SQUASHING FUCKING PINEAPPLES

THE GIRL WAS BAD ENOUGH BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO POST A MOTHER FUCKING PLASTIC MAN IN A BATHTUB WITH A BONER WHY

You see? You are just asking for more!

http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md16.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md12.jpg
http://www.realdoll.com/Maledoll/md15.jpg

swet, I mean, sweet dreams

Smiley33 · 10-25-2002, 02:26 AM

http://www.realdoll.com/images/shemale003.jpg

spa ced · 10-25-2002, 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33
http://www.realdoll.com/images/shemale003.jpg

The best of both worlds.

Squashing Pineapples · 10-25-2002, 03:01 AM

LOL! I didn't see that one

Cactuar · 10-25-2002, 03:19 AM

OMG OLD

LOL

Mayonaise. · 10-25-2002, 05:09 AM

Is the fact that this one looks dead part of the attraction?
http://www.realdoll.com/images/c10.jpg

Mayonaise. · 10-25-2002, 05:15 AM

http://www.realdoll.com/images/st15.jpg

Mayonaise. · 10-25-2002, 05:17 AM

http://www.realdoll.com/images/rdscd.jpg

This CD contains over 20 minutes of erotic audio. Put RealDollSex in your CD player and listen to the story unfold...This CD will bring your Realdoll to a whole new level of realism!

Mayonaise. · 10-25-2002, 05:29 AM

Pricing
standard female model: $5749.00 - *******s all three entries.
Body 3, 5, and body 6 models are an additional $250.00

standard male model: $6999.00 - *******s anal entry if desired, plus one size penis attachment.

shipping and handling: $450.00 (on all orders within the continental United States. Additional fees may apply to beyond point deliveries and/or in special circumstances.) International shipping and handling: $800.00 (additional fees may also apply in some cases.)

taxes: California residents add 7.5% sales tax (does not apply to the shipping charge).

Mayonaise. · 10-25-2002, 05:31 AM

why the fuck does includes get *****

DeviousJ · 10-25-2002, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Smiley33
get a fake but lifelike hamster to felch?

www.realhamster.com

Man these are fucking hilarious. I love the one of the guy getting out of the tub, and they've made it look like he's grabbing a towel. At least he doesn't look as bored as in his other pics

DeviousJ · 10-25-2002, 06:20 AM

And here's one made for someone who played Everquest a little too much...
http://www.sladesworld.com/blue01.html

lawson · 10-25-2002, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squashing Pineapples
http://www.realdoll.com/images/s14.jpg

WASSUP HOTTIE?!?!
U LIKE IT IN THE ASS??? DO YA??!?!
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT, BITCH!!!

jenn · 10-25-2002, 10:33 AM

one way of knowing your life has completely gone to shit: you fuck a doll that cost you $5000 instead of meeting people, or having a social life. by the way- those things look like corpses....and they're creepy.

slugger · 10-25-2002, 10:39 AM

hey this is the closest thing to legal necrophilia i know of

but $5000 ???

GHB isn't that expensive guys DAMN!

Smiley33 · 10-25-2002, 10:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DeviousJ

www.realhamster.com

Man these are fucking hilarious. I love the one of the guy getting out of the tub, and they've made it look like he's grabbing a towel. At least he doesn't look as bored as in his other pics

oh. my. godf hahahahahah

10-25-2002, 01:47 AM	#1
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	If you can't get laid: This is the answer! It must be really freaking interesting to fuck one of these: http://www.realdoll.com/images/t14.jpg http://www.realdoll.com/images/t01.jpg http://www.realdoll.com/images/c10.jpg http://www.realdoll.com/images/angela014.jpg http://www.realdoll.com/images/s14.jpg * orders *

10-25-2002, 01:50 AM	#2
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	i can think of a few other ways

10-25-2002, 01:51 AM	#3
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812	Yikes that's almost like necrophilia.

10-25-2002, 01:54 AM	#5
Skye Demi-God Location: Thetford Mines, Quebec Posts: 379	best thing is, she doesnt complain when you jizz in her face!

10-25-2002, 02:06 AM	#7
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	I wonder why nobody has asked WHY AND WHERE DO YOU KEEP LOOKING UP MANUALS ON HOW TO GET SEX FROM WOMEN, AND THEN POST ABOUT A FUCKING LIFELIKE BLOW UP DOLL I DIDN'T SEE THAT SHIT IN THE MANUAL WTF

10-25-2002, 02:09 AM	#8
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	OK GOD DAMN IT SO THAT WAS 14 YEAR OLD TESSELLATION BUT BY GOD YOU TWO ARE EASILY CONFUSED. I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES ABOUT THIS SCARY FUCKING DOLL. LIKE CHUCKIE, ONLY NAKED AND WITH TITS AND D;SKLFJASDKL;J

10-25-2002, 02:13 AM	#9
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	uuhhhg do you fill it with hot water or something to make it warm or do you actually stick your weiner in it when it's cold? is it cold and plasticy? what if even the blow up doll turns you down for sex? then what will you do with yourself? get a fake but lifelike hamster to felch? what if that gets stuck? how wll you explain that to the ER doctors? "I fell on it" doesn't work. if you'er fat and you roll over on it when you're sleeping, will it get squished and make a sad sound? can you brush its hair? do its eyes glow in the dark? oh god this is scarier than fucking chuckie CHUCKIE THAT YOU CAN FUCK

10-25-2002, 02:15 AM	#11
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	oh my GOD I HATE YOU SQUASHING FUCKING PINEAPPLES THE GIRL WAS BAD ENOUGH BUT NOW YOU HAVE TO POST A MOTHER FUCKING PLASTIC MAN IN A BATHTUB WITH A BONER WHY

10-25-2002, 02:17 AM	#12
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	ugh what's even worse is that his weineri sn't that impressive COME ON, HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TITS, HE HAS TO MAKE UP FOR IT SOMEWHERE

10-25-2002, 02:26 AM	#14
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	http://www.realdoll.com/images/shemale003.jpg

10-25-2002, 03:01 AM	#16
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	LOL! I didn't see that one

10-25-2002, 03:19 AM	#17
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	OMG OLD LOL

10-25-2002, 05:09 AM	#18
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 357	Is the fact that this one looks dead part of the attraction? http://www.realdoll.com/images/c10.jpg

10-25-2002, 05:15 AM	#19
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 357	http://www.realdoll.com/images/st15.jpg

10-25-2002, 05:17 AM	#20
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 357	http://www.realdoll.com/images/rdscd.jpg This CD contains over 20 minutes of erotic audio. Put RealDollSex in your CD player and listen to the story unfold...This CD will bring your Realdoll to a whole new level of realism!

10-25-2002, 05:29 AM	#21
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 357	Pricing standard female model: $5749.00 - *****s all three entries. Body 3, 5, and body 6 models are an additional $250.00 standard male model: $6999.00 - *****s anal entry if desired, plus one size penis attachment. shipping and handling: $450.00 (on all orders within the continental United States. Additional fees may apply to beyond point deliveries and/or in special circumstances.) International shipping and handling: $800.00 (additional fees may also apply in some cases.) taxes: California residents add 7.5% sales tax (does not apply to the shipping charge).

10-25-2002, 05:31 AM	#22
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 357	why the fuck does includes get *****

10-25-2002, 06:20 AM	#24
DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	And here's one made for someone who played Everquest a little too much... http://www.sladesworld.com/blue01.html

10-25-2002, 10:33 AM	#26
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	one way of knowing your life has completely gone to shit: you fuck a doll that cost you $5000 instead of meeting people, or having a social life. by the way- those things look like corpses....and they're creepy.

10-25-2002, 10:39 AM	#27
slugger Banned Location: in your head Posts: 1,101	hey this is the closest thing to legal necrophilia i know of but $5000 ??? GHB isn't that expensive guys DAMN!