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Samsa · 10-23-2002, 10:00 PM

i'm eating hot fries and i get a couple crumbs on my shirt. i decide to lick hte crumbs off and now i have this like orange splotch on my shirt cuz my tongue was all orange. and what is so stinky. i have to go wash my shirt.

twice · 10-23-2002, 10:01 PM

oh. ok.

Mayfuck · 10-23-2002, 10:01 PM

sickbadthing · 10-23-2002, 10:05 PM

http://www.foxnews.com/images/69568/2_21_200_nolte.jpg

twice · 10-23-2002, 10:06 PM

haha

Apart · 10-23-2002, 10:09 PM

further proof that this bitch with no life has the mind of a 6 year old. what a complete moron...

TheJoker · 10-23-2002, 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by twice
haha

Samsa · 10-23-2002, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by Apart
further proof that this bitch with no life has the mind of a 6 year old. what a complete moron...

TheJoker · 10-23-2002, 10:11 PM

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Originally posted by TheJoker
ha ha

Wait, I can sympathize. I have Gauc. on my Banana Republic shirt.

skippy · 10-23-2002, 10:13 PM

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Originally posted by TheJoker

Wait, I can sympathize. I have Gauc. on my Banana Republic shirt.

There are multiple things wrong with that statement.

10-23-2002, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
i'm eating hot fries and i get a couple crumbs on my shirt. i decide to lick hte crumbs off and now i have this like orange splotch on my shirt cuz my tongue was all orange. and what is so stinky. i have to go wash my shirt.

Whew. I was wondering if you were doing laundry tonight. I feel better now. Thanks.

13 · 10-23-2002, 10:15 PM

I wish I were eating pussy

Samsa · 10-23-2002, 10:16 PM

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Originally posted by The Ace of Aces

Whew. I was wondering if you were doing laundry tonight. I feel better now. Thanks.

no i'm not doing laundry for a couple weeks. i just dumped random stuff like soap and hydrogen peroxide and nail polish remover and rubbed it under hot water ugh it's partly gone away.

i did my laundry on sunday or something. i'm not doing it again until i start running out of underwear again or something. plus ugh. i am slowly but surely using my quarters on the vending machine rather than on laundry. why why why. i just keep buying candy bars with those quarters ughh. i need more quarters! i only have like 6 more laundry sessions left of quarters (every laundry session costs 5 bucks)

Samsa · 10-23-2002, 10:17 PM

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Originally posted by 13
I wish I were eating pussy

hot friees are better

10-23-2002, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

hot friees are better

Depends on the brand of hot fries and quality of the puss.

I'd take Andy Capp's Hot Fries over rank puss any day of the week.

But give me the choice of off-brand hot fries and some, I don't known how to say it, hygenically-sound pussy, and I'd choose the latter.

13 · 10-23-2002, 11:10 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

hot friees are better

I didn't mean it that way- the phrase, I wish I were eating pussy, is something that I involuntarily assoiciate with Nick Notle's mug shot- thanks to twice. But i doubt that hot fries are better. Panasonic.

twice · 10-24-2002, 02:57 AM

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Originally posted by 13

I didn't mean it that way- the phrase, I wish I were eating pussy, is something that I involuntarily assoiciate with Nick Notle's mug shot- thanks to twice. But i doubt that hot fries are better. Panasonic.

Squashing Pineapples · 10-24-2002, 04:16 AM

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Originally posted by Samsa
i'm eating hot fries and i get a couple crumbs on my shirt. i decide to lick hte crumbs off and now i have this like orange splotch on my shirt cuz my tongue was all orange. and what is so stinky. i have to go wash my shirt.

Who gives a fuck? Cut the bullcrap!

10-24-2002, 04:41 AM

fuck! fuck! Fuck!

mutha mutha fuck, mutha mutha fuck, fuck mutha fuck, mutha fuck, noish, nosih, nosih
1, 2, 1, 2, 3,4
Noish, noish, noish
smoking weed, smoking weed
doin coke, drinking beers
drinking beers beers beers
rolling fatties, smoking blunts
who smokes the blunts?
we smoke the blunts!
rolling blunts and smokin-

"Uh, lemmie get a nickel bag"

fifteen bucks, little man
put that shit, in my hand!
if that money doesn't show
then you owe me, owe me, owe
MY JUNGLE LOVE! yeah
oh-e-oh-e-oh!
I think I wanna know ya,
know ya!

"what the hell are you singin'?"
"you don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the MAD notes! Written by God Herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world - the mutha fuckin TIME!"
"you mean the guys in that prince movie?"
"Yeah, purple rain."
"that shit was SO gay! 80's style!"

(me and my roomate do this whole routine.)

10-23-2002, 10:00 PM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	fuck i'm eating hot fries and i get a couple crumbs on my shirt. i decide to lick hte crumbs off and now i have this like orange splotch on my shirt cuz my tongue was all orange. and what is so stinky. i have to go wash my shirt.

10-24-2002, 04:41 AM	#19
Ugly Posts: n/a	J&SBSB fuck! fuck! Fuck! mutha mutha fuck, mutha mutha fuck, fuck mutha fuck, mutha fuck, noish, nosih, nosih 1, 2, 1, 2, 3,4 Noish, noish, noish smoking weed, smoking weed doin coke, drinking beers drinking beers beers beers rolling fatties, smoking blunts who smokes the blunts? we smoke the blunts! rolling blunts and smokin- "Uh, lemmie get a nickel bag" fifteen bucks, little man put that shit, in my hand! if that money doesn't show then you owe me, owe me, owe MY JUNGLE LOVE! yeah oh-e-oh-e-oh! I think I wanna know ya, know ya! "what the hell are you singin'?" "you don't know Jungle Love? That shit is the MAD notes! Written by God Herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world - the mutha fuckin TIME!" "you mean the guys in that prince movie?" "Yeah, purple rain." "that shit was SO gay! 80's style!" (me and my roomate do this whole routine.)

10-23-2002, 10:01 PM	#2
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	oh. ok.

10-23-2002, 10:01 PM	#3
Mayfuck Banned Location: i'm from japan also hollywood Posts: 57,812

10-23-2002, 10:05 PM	#4
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	http://www.foxnews.com/images/69568/2_21_200_nolte.jpg

10-23-2002, 10:06 PM	#5
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	haha

10-23-2002, 10:09 PM	#6
Apart Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,039	further proof that this bitch with no life has the mind of a 6 year old. what a complete moron...

10-23-2002, 10:15 PM	#12
13 Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,453	I wish I were eating pussy