MonteLDS - Page 2

Tessellation · 09-01-2003, 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by sleeper
yeah this thread is five stars, and from the looks of it can only get better. i just think monte is an all-around failure and waste of a man. not interesting, or reasonably intelligent, or creative, or unique in any positive way, or good looking, or even tolerable. im not just selling it off, im being honest. hes intolerable and its hard to describe. not funny either. oh god. not at all. his jokes are painfully visible "dry wit" that falls flat every time. id still like him to stay as kind of a balancing factor and source of conflict. we need antagonists and victims

I think I like you

sleeper · 09-01-2003, 10:57 PM

to continue on being honest, i dont think i can return that compliment. youre not exorbitantly bad or anything, but i think youve made a lot of mistakes

Tessellation · 09-01-2003, 11:00 PM

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Originally posted by sleeper
to continue on being honest, i dont think i can return that compliment. youre not exorbitantly bad or anything, but i think youve made a lot of mistakes

like what? making my opinions known? not bowing down before Affect's altar?

what do you people want from me?!?!

Netphorian Gadabout · 09-01-2003, 11:41 PM

You know, I had some Mormons come and talk to me the other day. So, I asked him why we should believe Joseph Smith, and he said Smith didn't come up with the Book O' Mormon himself, and I said, "Oh?" And he showed me where it said an angel called Mormoni "who walked the Earth in the days of Noah" came gave him the message. I was a bit suprised, so I asked him if he believe in Noah, and he said yes, so I asked him why God supposedly flooded the Earth, and he feigned an answer. So I showed him in his Bible where renegade angels came down from heaven and slept with human women and created the Nephalim, supposedly, and these angels and angel offspring were so evil and violent God had to wipe out everything and start over. And the kid didn't quite get the point so I was all "your own Book of Mormon says basically that it was inspired by a renegade angel who wasn't allowed back into heaven." The two kids just left then. So much for that religion, I guess.

I don't know why I posted that. Thanks for reading.

sppunk · 09-01-2003, 11:43 PM

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Originally posted by Tessellation

like what? making my opinions known? not bowing down before Affect's altar?

what do you people want from me?!?!

A suicide note might be nice.

09-01-2003, 10:57 PM	#32
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	to continue on being honest, i dont think i can return that compliment. youre not exorbitantly bad or anything, but i think youve made a lot of mistakes

09-01-2003, 11:41 PM	#34
Netphorian Gadabout The Broom of the System Location: Michigan Stadium Posts: 4,653	You know, I had some Mormons come and talk to me the other day. So, I asked him why we should believe Joseph Smith, and he said Smith didn't come up with the Book O' Mormon himself, and I said, "Oh?" And he showed me where it said an angel called Mormoni "who walked the Earth in the days of Noah" came gave him the message. I was a bit suprised, so I asked him if he believe in Noah, and he said yes, so I asked him why God supposedly flooded the Earth, and he feigned an answer. So I showed him in his Bible where renegade angels came down from heaven and slept with human women and created the Nephalim, supposedly, and these angels and angel offspring were so evil and violent God had to wipe out everything and start over. And the kid didn't quite get the point so I was all "your own Book of Mormon says basically that it was inspired by a renegade angel who wasn't allowed back into heaven." The two kids just left then. So much for that religion, I guess. I don't know why I posted that. Thanks for reading.