go to iowa, all of you

sppunk · 09-01-2003, 03:46 AM

It's way worse than hell.

scouse_dave · 09-01-2003, 04:27 AM

i was amazed by how little Iowa has going for it

my experience of Iowa was meeting some scammer who was in a plaster and was in the process of sueing Wal-mart for $8m. nice work if you can get it. he thought i looked and sounded like James Bond. makes a change from being compared to a "ken doll".

anyone that's ever heard me speak could contradict the voice part too.

Vulva · 09-01-2003, 04:31 AM

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Originally posted by sppunk
It's way worse than hell.

Obvious guy says so is Utah, Arkansas, and Alabama

09-01-2003, 04:35 AM

Utah is at least scenic.

Alabama is at least historic.

Iowa is complete shit.

Arkansas is complete shit + Wal-Mart, so it is the worst.

granola · 09-01-2003, 09:51 AM

i lived in iowa for a year when i was 9. we rented a house on farm land, and had 100 chickens, ducks, turkeys, and two lambs. 27 acres and a pond. plus we used to make forts in the barn out of the bails of hay. it was a lot of fun! madison county. plus my grandparents live in iowa. it's all farm land;i think it's pretty. so yay for iowa!

BlueStar · 09-01-2003, 10:23 AM

I lived in Omaha, Nebraska (the metro area *******s parts of Iowa) for junior high and high school. It is terrible. There is nothing there and it is not scenic. Driving from Omaha to Chicago for college was one of these worst roadtrips I have ever taken. From Omaha to Chicago (all the way across Iowa) there is pretty much nothing but corn fields (and Des Moines).

smashingjj · 09-01-2003, 10:25 AM

people = shit there.

sppunk · 09-01-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva

Obvious guy says so is Utah, Arkansas, and Alabama

No, dude, Utah has some of the more pretty places in the U.S. Provo, for example, is very scenic.

Sorry, you lose.

Fattening Ass · 09-01-2003, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by smashingjj
people = shit there.

Dead · 09-01-2003, 02:39 PM

This might be some well-known saying, but my cousin said once that Iowa stands for Idiots Out Wandering Around.

sppunk · 09-01-2003, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
This might be some well-known saying, but my cousin said once that Iowa stands for Idiots Out Wandering Around.

Ha, I forgot about that saying.

I think Iowa is also arabic for hell. Go figure.

Mariner · 09-01-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by smashingjj
people = shit there.

i can verify that

Ihaman · 09-01-2003, 04:19 PM

they have a horrible baseball team, too.
the iowa cubs, hah.

Ensoul · 09-01-2003, 04:21 PM

Conneticut is the worst place as far as I am concerned.

Dead · 09-01-2003, 05:34 PM

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Originally posted by Ensoul
Conneticut is the worst place as far as I am concerned.

But New Jersey is the armpit of America or something. Is Conneticut the butthole of the nation?

Ensoul · 09-01-2003, 07:54 PM

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Originally posted by Dead

But New Jersey is the armpit of America or something. Is Conneticut the butthole of the nation?

I guess so.

NJ isn't all that bad though. Sure, it is consider NY's garbage dump, but that is only in Newark and down there, but down the shore and in the center of it it is not bad.

I do like Massachussets but I hate the Red Sox.

peabody · 09-01-2003, 07:56 PM

i met a nice guy from Iowa last week. he has a little plastic corn stalk on a necklace....he says it is "Iowa pride!"

:erm

Dead · 09-01-2003, 08:27 PM

http://members.rogers.com/deadhero/iowa.jpg

09-01-2003, 08:52 PM

I found it corny.

Johnny_Swallow · 09-01-2003, 09:16 PM

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Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
Arkansas is complete shit + Wal-Mart, so it is the worst.

F U

sarasvati · 09-01-2003, 10:23 PM

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Originally posted by Dead
http://members.rogers.com/deadhero/iowa.jpg

09-01-2003, 03:46 AM	#1
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	go to iowa, all of you It's way worse than hell.

09-01-2003, 10:23 AM	#6
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	I lived in Omaha, Nebraska (the metro area ******s parts of Iowa) for junior high and high school. It is terrible. There is nothing there and it is not scenic. Driving from Omaha to Chicago for college was one of these worst roadtrips I have ever taken. From Omaha to Chicago (all the way across Iowa) there is pretty much nothing but corn fields (and Des Moines). __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.*

09-01-2003, 10:25 AM	#7
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,608	apparently people = shit there.

09-01-2003, 08:27 PM	#18
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	Appreciate this, it took a while! http://members.rogers.com/deadhero/iowa.jpg __________________ I like video games, Spider-Man, and long walks on the beach.

09-01-2003, 04:27 AM	#2
scouse_dave Minion of Satan Location: Manchester Posts: 5,089	i was amazed by how little Iowa has going for it my experience of Iowa was meeting some scammer who was in a plaster and was in the process of sueing Wal-mart for $8m. nice work if you can get it. he thought i looked and sounded like James Bond. makes a change from being compared to a "ken doll". anyone that's ever heard me speak could contradict the voice part too.

09-01-2003, 04:35 AM	#4
Boner Posts: n/a	Utah is at least scenic. Alabama is at least historic. Iowa is complete shit. Arkansas is complete shit + Wal-Mart, so it is the worst.

09-01-2003, 09:51 AM	#5
granola Pledge Posts: 73	i lived in iowa for a year when i was 9. we rented a house on farm land, and had 100 chickens, ducks, turkeys, and two lambs. 27 acres and a pond. plus we used to make forts in the barn out of the bails of hay. it was a lot of fun! madison county. plus my grandparents live in iowa. it's all farm land;i think it's pretty. so yay for iowa!

09-01-2003, 02:39 PM	#10
Dead Deaddy is your daddy! Location: Veronica Mars played with my Wii. Posts: 39,187	This might be some well-known saying, but my cousin said once that Iowa stands for Idiots Out Wandering Around.

09-01-2003, 04:19 PM	#13
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	they have a horrible baseball team, too. the iowa cubs, hah.

09-01-2003, 04:21 PM	#14
Ensoul Apocalyptic Poster Location: New Jersey Posts: 4,245	Conneticut is the worst place as far as I am concerned.

09-01-2003, 07:56 PM	#17
peabody Minion of Satan Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 5,459	i met a nice guy from Iowa last week. he has a little plastic corn stalk on a necklace....he says it is "Iowa pride!" :erm

09-01-2003, 08:52 PM	#19
Sean Casey Posts: n/a	I found it corny.