Who's up for a game of masturbatory abstinence a la 'Seinfeld'?

bonsor · 10-23-2002, 02:34 PM

I was thinking 'god damn, i masturbate a lot'. Sometimes 5 times a day. I'm so ridiculously lonely. I thought it would be kind of a cool to start a little support group on netphoria, much like those pacts people make to help eachother and themselves quit smoking.

Of course, it is not my ultimate plan to quit masturbating entirely. My testicle would eventually explode. I just see how long I can go without whipping out ol' rumpleforeskin and jerking off.

So if you're interested, say so. If you have a sexual partner, don't even bother. This game is for us single lowlifes only!

I'll set up sepcific rules later.

Elvis The Fat Years · 10-23-2002, 02:38 PM

I'm in.

severin · 10-23-2002, 02:42 PM

tomorrow, i just downloaded some porn...

Ketchup · 10-23-2002, 02:54 PM

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Originally posted by ******
rumpleforeskin

hey! i use that werd too! hawhaw!

17 Seconds · 10-23-2002, 02:57 PM

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Originally posted by ******
My testicle would eventually explode.

singular?

INFECTED · 10-23-2002, 02:58 PM

count me in

Squashing Pineapples · 10-23-2002, 03:03 PM

count me in, hippie

bonsor · 10-23-2002, 03:11 PM

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Originally posted by 17 Seconds

singular?

yes.

Johnny Zoloft · 10-23-2002, 03:20 PM

*doesn't even bother*

Irrelevant · 10-23-2002, 03:25 PM

it's been a while. relatively anyhow. about 4 days. heh. hmm. i should take yous on.

palidor · 10-23-2002, 03:30 PM

count me in

jenn · 10-23-2002, 03:32 PM

i would...but my friend emily is coming over on saturday...

bonsor · 10-23-2002, 03:34 PM

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Originally posted by melancholia
i would...but my friend emily is coming over on saturday...

Besides, JFK Jr. would start going to the same gym as you and you would have to drop out eventually.

severin · 10-23-2002, 03:35 PM

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Originally posted by melancholia
i would...but my friend emily is coming over on saturday...

if you post pics, i won't even consider taking part

jenn · 10-23-2002, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by ******
Besides, JFK Jr. would start going to the same gym as you and you would have to drop out eventually.

i don't get it...

jenn · 10-23-2002, 03:37 PM

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Originally posted by severin
if you post pics, i won't even consider taking part

i wont post any pics.

bonsor · 10-23-2002, 03:39 PM

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Originally posted by melancholia

i don't get it...

That's what happened in the Seinfeld episode. The whole group made a bet to see how long they could refrain from masturbating and Elaine lost the bet because JFK Jr. started going to the gym and she was so massively turned on by him that she had to...let it out.

*slaps money on kitchen counter* I'M OUT JERRY!

jenn · 10-23-2002, 03:46 PM

oh. thanks for clearing that up...i never saw the epidode.

palidor · 10-23-2002, 03:46 PM

http://www.nerdvision.net/jason/wwfpics/vince10.jpg

THRILLHO · 10-23-2002, 03:47 PM

i think you're overlooking the fact that the seinfeld pact went on the honor system. the honor system just ain't happening over the internet. i think for this to work, all participants must require wireless webcams beneath their undergarments.

i'm not in, btw!

10-23-2002, 02:34 PM	#1
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	Who's up for a game of masturbatory abstinence a la 'Seinfeld'? I was thinking 'god damn, i masturbate a lot'. Sometimes 5 times a day. I'm so ridiculously lonely. I thought it would be kind of a cool to start a little support group on netphoria, much like those pacts people make to help eachother and themselves quit smoking. Of course, it is not my ultimate plan to quit masturbating entirely. My testicle would eventually explode. I just see how long I can go without whipping out ol' rumpleforeskin and jerking off. So if you're interested, say so. If you have a sexual partner, don't even bother. This game is for us single lowlifes only! I'll set up sepcific rules later.

10-23-2002, 02:42 PM	#3
severin no more than sympathy Location: lying on the floor Posts: 14,826	tomorrow, i just downloaded some porn... __________________ i once told a To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. that nothing really ends

10-23-2002, 02:38 PM	#2
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	I'm in.

10-23-2002, 02:58 PM	#6
INFECTED Apocalyptic Poster Location: sp Posts: 1,514	count me in

10-23-2002, 03:03 PM	#7
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	count me in, hippie

10-23-2002, 03:20 PM	#9
Johnny Zoloft Apocalyptic Poster Location: Birmingham Posts: 1,184	doesn't even bother

10-23-2002, 03:25 PM	#10
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	it's been a while. relatively anyhow. about 4 days. heh. hmm. i should take yous on.

10-23-2002, 03:30 PM	#11
palidor Apocalyptic Poster Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,073	count me in

10-23-2002, 03:32 PM	#12
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	i would...but my friend emily is coming over on saturday...

10-23-2002, 03:46 PM	#18
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	oh. thanks for clearing that up...i never saw the epidode.

10-23-2002, 03:47 PM	#20
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	i think you're overlooking the fact that the seinfeld pact went on the honor system. the honor system just ain't happening over the internet. i think for this to work, all participants must require wireless webcams beneath their undergarments. i'm not in, btw!