If Netphoria was a fruit bowl...

Mayonaise. · 10-22-2002, 11:58 PM

I'd be the squished and unidentifiable piece of fruit on the bottom.

Mayonaise. · 10-23-2002, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Enisled
nope. you'd just be a pare of tits.

relaxor! · 10-23-2002, 12:01 AM

I call star fruit!

Mayonaise. · 10-23-2002, 12:02 AM

don't you mean pear of tits?

hahaha

Mayonaise. · 10-23-2002, 12:02 AM

I have a crush on the passion fruit

Mayonaise. · 10-23-2002, 12:06 AM

melons?

Undone · 10-23-2002, 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by relaxor!
I call star fruit!

Goddamn you! You KNEW those were everyone's faves. I'll go for pomegranate instead. Pfft.

Squashing Pineapples · 10-23-2002, 02:14 AM

I'd be a banana

Lie · 10-23-2002, 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by relaxor!
I call star fruit!

Oh, fuck you. I guess I'll be a kiwi.

Irrelevant · 10-23-2002, 02:25 AM

i'm on par with the feces left over after the fruit is digested.

Cactuar · 10-23-2002, 02:26 AM

ID BE THE WATERMELON

the man whose name was · 10-23-2002, 02:30 AM

hm.

maybe an apple cuz i'm sorta shiny and spotted on the outside but hard and crunchy and sour on the inside

eh. actually overall i'm probably more of a peach. just 'cause. yeah

i call peach.

the man whose name was · 10-23-2002, 02:31 AM

actually lol maybe i'm a pineapple i don't know.

mirrar · 10-23-2002, 02:53 AM

half a grape that somebody chewed the skin off of and spit back in the bowl for someone else to eat.

strange_one · 10-23-2002, 02:55 AM

me = rotting black banana

jenn · 10-23-2002, 02:55 AM

mango.

twice · 10-23-2002, 07:34 AM

Pakula would be the bowl.

as for me, the plum. not the hard one, the ripe one next to it.

wangcomputers · 10-23-2002, 09:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the man whose name was
i call peach.

shaven peach?

I call coconut.
milky goodness from within.

Smiley33 · 11:56 AM

cherries! i look sweet and harmless, but i give some people stomach aches!

beef curtains · 10-23-2002, 11:55 AM

Kiwi.... you bastards all pass me over, but when i accidentally end up in your mouth, you realize how tasty i am!

Samsa · 10-23-2002, 11:56 AM

on another note did u hear fruit juice causes gas in most people??

welll apparently fructose does. i'm not sure if fructose is naturally occuring in all fruits or just an additive u know for more sweetness, that's why soda causes gas too. yeah. some people die from too much fructose

KrazeeStacee · 10-23-2002, 01:24 PM

The apple that got dropped on the floor. Its all bruised now, so either you have to cut away the bad parts to find out how tasty the rest is, or you just throw it out.

obscured01 · 10-23-2002, 01:27 PM

I don't want to be fruit!

10-22-2002, 11:58 PM	#1
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 357	If Netphoria was a fruit bowl... I'd be the squished and unidentifiable piece of fruit on the bottom.

10-23-2002, 11:53 AM	#19
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	cherries! i look sweet and harmless, but i give some people stomach aches! Last edited by Smiley33 : 10-23-2002 at 11:56 AM.

10-23-2002, 12:01 AM	#3
relaxor! Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 3,688	I call star fruit!

10-23-2002, 12:02 AM	#4
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 357	don't you mean pear of tits? hahaha

10-23-2002, 12:06 AM	#6
Mayonaise. Demi-God Location: Christchurch, New Zealand Posts: 357	melons?

10-23-2002, 02:14 AM	#8
Squashing Pineapples Banned Location: I'm outta here! Posts: 2,774	I'd be a banana

10-23-2002, 02:25 AM	#10
Irrelevant Minion of Satan Location: kitties Posts: 6,842	i'm on par with the feces left over after the fruit is digested.

10-23-2002, 02:26 AM	#11
Cactuar Apocalyptic Poster Location: ur pants lol Posts: 2,915	ID BE THE WATERMELON

10-23-2002, 02:30 AM	#12
the man whose name was Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 19	hm. maybe an apple cuz i'm sorta shiny and spotted on the outside but hard and crunchy and sour on the inside eh. actually overall i'm probably more of a peach. just 'cause. yeah i call peach.

10-23-2002, 02:31 AM	#13
the man whose name was Amish Rake Fighter Posts: 19	actually lol maybe i'm a pineapple i don't know.

10-23-2002, 02:53 AM	#14
mirrar Braindead Location: in our bedroom, after the war. Posts: 19,826	half a grape that somebody chewed the skin off of and spit back in the bowl for someone else to eat.

10-23-2002, 02:55 AM	#15
strange_one No Chance Location: Here Posts: 13,788	me = rotting black banana

10-23-2002, 02:55 AM	#16
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	mango.

10-23-2002, 07:34 AM	#17
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	Pakula would be the bowl. as for me, the plum. not the hard one, the ripe one next to it.

10-23-2002, 11:55 AM	#20
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	Kiwi.... you bastards all pass me over, but when i accidentally end up in your mouth, you realize how tasty i am!

10-23-2002, 11:56 AM	#21
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	on another note did u hear fruit juice causes gas in most people?? welll apparently fructose does. i'm not sure if fructose is naturally occuring in all fruits or just an additive u know for more sweetness, that's why soda causes gas too. yeah. some people die from too much fructose

10-23-2002, 01:24 PM	#22
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	The apple that got dropped on the floor. Its all bruised now, so either you have to cut away the bad parts to find out how tasty the rest is, or you just throw it out.

10-23-2002, 01:27 PM	#23
obscured01 Minion of Satan Location: DFW Tejas Posts: 9,693	I don't want to be fruit!