Something that annoys me about people....

beef curtains · 10-21-2002, 06:50 PM

I've noticed a lot of this while walking around campus...

What exactly is the deal with people who walk around all day with their goddamn mouths hanging open? I realize this may sound stupid, but it irritates the hell out of me. Your mouth was designed with lips that cover the teeth. There's no point in hanging the damn thing open so you look like Cleatus from the simpsons and let people see your ugly fucking teeth. If the walk to class is so strenuous that you're panting and have to open your mouth, then you most likely have larger issues to deal with. Otherwise, you look like a fucking moron.

I don't know if my parents taught me when i was little or if its some politeness thing.....but i just find it rude/disturbing.

/rant

that's right, i don't want to see any of those!

Johnny Zoloft · 10-21-2002, 06:58 PM

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Debaser · 10-21-2002, 06:59 PM

hey maybe they got allergies and/or congested and need to breathe through their mouthes?

beef curtains · 10-21-2002, 07:00 PM

or those!!!

beef curtains · 10-21-2002, 07:04 PM

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Originally posted by Debaser
hey maybe they got allergies and/or congested and need to breathe through their mouthes?

no, when their goddamn teeth hang out of their mouth, its not a congestion problem. its a horse problem

Samsa · 10-21-2002, 07:05 PM

since i became a bike-rider i've decided pedestrians really annoy the piss out of me. they're so indecisive. oen minute they're walking fast. then they're going slow. or they randomly zigzag across the path. you start to pass them on their left and they start drifting over to the left of the path for no fucking reason! argh!

yet tonight while coming back from dinner i almost got run over by a bike-rider! argh!

hm. panting? i have issues. i can't go up stairs or any steep hill for that matter. my history classroom is on the second floor and i just grunt all the way up there like unf unf unf. today i ventured to the third floor (long story) barely made it up there. yeah.

Johnny Zoloft · 10-21-2002, 07:05 PM

Look!! it's like a retractable cod!

beef curtains · 10-21-2002, 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by Johnny Zoloft

Look!! it's like a retractable cod!

codpiece??

beef curtains · 10-21-2002, 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa

hm. panting? i have issues. i can't go up stairs or any steep hill for that matter. my history classroom is on the second floor and i just grunt all the way up there like unf unf unf. today i ventured to the third floor (long story) barely made it up there. yeah.

i suppose its not even while walking....while sitting or whatever. some people just leave their mouth open. *goes apeshit*

Fattening Ass · 10-21-2002, 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
since i became a bike-rider i've decided pedestrians really annoy the piss out of me. they're so indecisive. oen minute they're walking fast. then they're going slow. or they randomly zigzag across the path. you start to pass them on their left and they start drifting over to the left of the path for no fucking reason! argh!

yet tonight while coming back from dinner i almost got run over by a bike-rider! argh!

hm. panting? i have issues. i can't go up stairs or any steep hill for that matter. my history classroom is on the second floor and i just grunt all the way up there like unf unf unf. today i ventured to the third floor (long story) barely made it up there. yeah.

I can't stand fucknig motorists as a pedestrian. They fucking are annoying. I hate it when they fucking drive super fast and the light is red and you're walking cause you've got a green light and they almost fucking hit you because they were driving to fast and had to mondo break. I also hate all you fuckers who can't stop your damn car behind the white line, its there for a reason jackass! Next time i swear im gonna scratch my dangling keys on the bumper or hood, if they stop in the fucking crosswalk. Its not my fault their in MY way.

beef curtains · 10-21-2002, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
I can't stand fucknig motorists as a pedestrian. They fucking are annoying. I hate it when they fucking drive super fast and the light is red and you're walking cause you've got a green light and they almost fucking hit you because they were driving to fast and had to mondo break. I also hate all you fuckers who can't stop your damn car behind the white line, its there for a reason jackass! Next time i swear im gonna scratch my dangling keys on the bumbper or hood, if they stop in the fucking crosswalk.

some woman with a baby stroller was trying to use a crosswalk this morning and some asshole turned right and almost ran over her kid. wtf! the crosswalk was green too.

Samsa · 10-21-2002, 07:13 PM

yeah one time i'm riding my bike down this hill or some shit like la de da and i notice this motherfucking jetta. now mind you the road is pretty wide. like it's not really fucking narrow like but i guess there are cars parked on the side of the road but not really where i was. anyways i'm riding on the right side of the road obeying the laws of traffic, and i see this red jetta coming towards me like you know. and it was driving on the wron gside of the road! because it's like headed straight at me and i'm sitting there going la de da down the hill on my bike and i finally start wondering 'hm i wonder if that jetta is gonna run me over' like one second later 'umm is that jetta gonna stop?' a half second later 'dude that jetta is gonna fucking run me over!' and i sorta break and like i'm on a hill i can't really jump off my bike too well and the MOMENT i break and sort of hobble off my bike the jetta swerves to the side of the road! and i muttered under my breath 'yeah go ahead and run me over you fucking fuck' or something. i mean seriously. now i have two theories - were these people like trying to freak me out on prupose? cuz like they stopped coming at me the moment i wass ufficiently freaked out to get off my bike. or maybe they were just retarded and didn't see me. or maybe they were retarded and thought I should get out of the way!!

i don't know. peh.

Fattening Ass · 10-21-2002, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by So very sad about me

some woman with a baby stroller was trying to use a crosswalk this morning and some asshole turned right and almost ran over her kid. wtf! the crosswalk was green too.

Shit like that pisses me off.

beef curtains · 10-21-2002, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Samsa
yeah one time i'm riding my bike down this hill or some shit like la de da and i notice this motherfucking jetta. now mind you the road is pretty wide. like it's not really fucking narrow like but i guess there are cars parked on the side of the road but not really where i was. anyways i'm riding on the right side of the road obeying the laws of traffic, and i see this red jetta coming towards me like you know. and it was driving on the wron gside of the road! because it's like headed straight at me and i'm sitting there going la de da down the hill on my bike and i finally start wondering 'hm i wonder if that jetta is gonna run me over' like one second later 'umm is that jetta gonna stop?' a half second later 'dude that jetta is gonna fucking run me over!' and i sorta break and like i'm on a hill i can't really jump off my bike too well and the MOMENT i break and sort of hobble off my bike the jetta swerves to the side of the road! and i muttered under my breath 'yeah go ahead and run me over you fucking fuck' or something. i mean seriously. now i have two theories - were these people like trying to freak me out on prupose? cuz like they stopped coming at me the moment i wass ufficiently freaked out to get off my bike. or maybe they were just retarded and didn't see me. or maybe they were retarded and thought I should get out of the way!!

i don't know. peh.

Rima · 10-21-2002, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by So very sad about me
I've noticed a lot of this while walking around campus...

What exactly is the deal with people who walk around all day with their goddamn mouths hanging open? I realize this may sound stupid, but it irritates the hell out of me. Your mouth was designed with lips that cover the teeth. There's no point in hanging the damn thing open so you look like Cleatus from the simpsons and let people see your ugly fucking teeth. If the walk to class is so strenuous that you're panting and have to open your mouth, then you most likely have larger issues to deal with. Otherwise, you look like a fucking moron.

I don't know if my parents taught me when i was little or if its some politeness thing.....but i just find it rude/disturbing.

/rant

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DeviousJ · 10-21-2002, 07:43 PM

I hate when you're trying to cross the street, and the traffic's so heavy that there's no spaces to cross between, yet moving just enough so that the cars don't have to stop. Do any of those fuckers take time out to let you cross over? Like hell they do

Lucy Sky Diamonds · 10-21-2002, 08:07 PM

I actually got HIT by bus last week while crossing on the green light at the crosswalk. It was turning RIGHT ON A RED LIGHT (which is illegal in Montreal), knicked my hip, I slipped (cause it was like Noah's Arc outside), slid under a car at a red light, then almost got hit by the car next to it when I got up.

Fuck going grocery shopping in the rain.

aldango · 10-21-2002, 08:11 PM

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Originally posted by Samsa
unf unf unf

Oblivious · 10-21-2002, 08:13 PM

i hate how in seattle pedestrians always have the right of way no matter what. like i'm not a nervous enough driver and then to have to constantly be on the lookout for some fool running across the road in the middle of a block from between cars....that's just retarded.

Ketchup · 10-22-2002, 12:04 AM

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Originally posted by Johnny Zoloft

Look!! it's like a retractable cod!

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noir cat · 10-22-2002, 05:19 PM

Sometimes people breath through their mouths or something.

noir cat · 10-22-2002, 05:19 PM

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Originally posted by Ketchup

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10-21-2002, 06:50 PM	#1
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	Something that annoys me about people.... I've noticed a lot of this while walking around campus... What exactly is the deal with people who walk around all day with their goddamn mouths hanging open? I realize this may sound stupid, but it irritates the hell out of me. Your mouth was designed with lips that cover the teeth. There's no point in hanging the damn thing open so you look like Cleatus from the simpsons and let people see your ugly fucking teeth. If the walk to class is so strenuous that you're panting and have to open your mouth, then you most likely have larger issues to deal with. Otherwise, you look like a fucking moron. I don't know if my parents taught me when i was little or if its some politeness thing.....but i just find it rude/disturbing. /rant that's right, i don't want to see any of those! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

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Oblivious Apocalyptic Poster Location: Village Oblivia Posts: 3,481	i hate how in seattle pedestrians always have the right of way no matter what. like i'm not a nervous enough driver and then to have to constantly be on the lookout for some fool running across the road in the middle of a block from between cars....that's just retarded. __________________

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Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	since i became a bike-rider i've decided pedestrians really annoy the piss out of me. they're so indecisive. oen minute they're walking fast. then they're going slow. or they randomly zigzag across the path. you start to pass them on their left and they start drifting over to the left of the path for no fucking reason! argh! yet tonight while coming back from dinner i almost got run over by a bike-rider! argh! hm. panting? i have issues. i can't go up stairs or any steep hill for that matter. my history classroom is on the second floor and i just grunt all the way up there like unf unf unf. today i ventured to the third floor (long story) barely made it up there. yeah.

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Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	yeah one time i'm riding my bike down this hill or some shit like la de da and i notice this motherfucking jetta. now mind you the road is pretty wide. like it's not really fucking narrow like but i guess there are cars parked on the side of the road but not really where i was. anyways i'm riding on the right side of the road obeying the laws of traffic, and i see this red jetta coming towards me like you know. and it was driving on the wron gside of the road! because it's like headed straight at me and i'm sitting there going la de da down the hill on my bike and i finally start wondering 'hm i wonder if that jetta is gonna run me over' like one second later 'umm is that jetta gonna stop?' a half second later 'dude that jetta is gonna fucking run me over!' and i sorta break and like i'm on a hill i can't really jump off my bike too well and the MOMENT i break and sort of hobble off my bike the jetta swerves to the side of the road! and i muttered under my breath 'yeah go ahead and run me over you fucking fuck' or something. i mean seriously. now i have two theories - were these people like trying to freak me out on prupose? cuz like they stopped coming at me the moment i wass ufficiently freaked out to get off my bike. or maybe they were just retarded and didn't see me. or maybe they were retarded and thought I should get out of the way!! i don't know. peh.

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DeviousJ CORNFROST Location: GUREITO DESU YO Posts: 24,891	I hate when you're trying to cross the street, and the traffic's so heavy that there's no spaces to cross between, yet moving just enough so that the cars don't have to stop. Do any of those fuckers take time out to let you cross over? Like hell they do

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Lucy Sky Diamonds Braindead Location: No Canada like French Canada, it's the best Canada in ze land. Posts: 16,905	I actually got HIT by bus last week while crossing on the green light at the crosswalk. It was turning RIGHT ON A RED LIGHT (which is illegal in Montreal), knicked my hip, I slipped (cause it was like Noah's Arc outside), slid under a car at a red light, then almost got hit by the car next to it when I got up. Fuck going grocery shopping in the rain.

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noir cat Socialphobic Location: Hicksville, NY Posts: 11,699	Sometimes people breath through their mouths or something.