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08-11-2003, 03:32 PM
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car wash cunt
 
Location: cuyler ave
Posts: 39,762
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my mom thinks i'm pregnant
cause i've been throwing up..
mom: why are you always throwing up me: i'm sick mom: have you gotten your period? me: no *runs off* mom: HEY! COME BACK HERE! but it was all in spanish :\ |
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08-11-2003, 03:33 PM
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Minion of Satan
 
Location: detroit, mi
Posts: 7,158
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heh. string her along for a while. it's fun torturing your parents.
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08-11-2003, 03:34 PM
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car wash cunt
Location: cuyler ave
Posts: 39,762
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 unless i really turn out pregnant. then, I've ruined my life. |
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08-11-2003, 03:37 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
Posts: 7,158
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or adoption. but then you'd still have to go through labor, and i don't know about you but i wouldn't be up for all that. |
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08-11-2003, 03:39 PM
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Ownz
Posts: 858
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give me the baby.
im hungry! |
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08-11-2003, 03:41 PM
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car wash cunt
Location: cuyler ave
Posts: 39,762
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sheit! hellz nah, and it wouldn't have a baby daddy |
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08-11-2003, 03:41 PM
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Apocalyptic Poster
 
Location: Bush Country
Posts: 1,952
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you better not be pregnant
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08-11-2003, 03:43 PM
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Minion of Satan
Location: detroit, mi
Posts: 7,158
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08-11-2003, 05:09 PM
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Immortal
 
Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed
Posts: 21,249
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Sex only causes problems. Stop right now and become a nun.
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