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Samsa · 10-21-2002, 12:43 PM

i have so much trouble peeing on cue. when i went to have a pre-college check-up i was supposed to have a urine test done but i couldn't because i couldn't make myself pee. i was so nervous i'm sitting in the bathroom and i was just so tense and like 'coem on pee!' and every time the 'ok i'm gonna pee now' feeling came my muscles tightened up and nothing came ou t

and like a couple weeks ago i went into the bathroom before history and like this old lady walks in and i dunno. peeing in apublic bathroom with some like 50-year old woman in the stall next to you? i was so nervous i couldn't pee until she'd flushed the toilet. yeah.

peabody · 10-21-2002, 12:57 PM

i have horrrrrible peeing anxiety.

one time...

i went to this bathroom in some place and saw no one was in it, so i got excited and ran to the urinal and whipped out my wang to pee. as soon as i do this, the door opens and some dude walks in. out of all the stalls and urinals he picks the one 2 away from me. so of course, i can't pee when people are near me, so i kinda stand there. and wait. and wait. and he is peeing this whole time, as i'm just standing there with my wang out in front of the urinal. he gets freaked out, flushes, washes his hands, and leaves kinda watching me just still standing there. then i ran into the stall and peed in shame.

that sucked.

Samsa · 10-21-2002, 12:59 PM

yeah. it's just too much pressure if you know people are like waiting for you to pee or expecting you to pee. it's so humilliating and just. *shudder*

StillBecomingApart · 10-21-2002, 01:00 PM

Me too!

When I made the exams for military service (in Italy you have to do it!), the guy used someone else's urine and labeled it as mine!

Mayfuck · 10-21-2002, 01:17 PM

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Originally posted by peabody
i have horrrrrible peeing anxiety.

one time...

i went to this bathroom in some place and saw no one was in it, so i got excited and ran to the urinal and whipped out my wang to pee. as soon as i do this, the door opens and some dude walks in. out of all the stalls and urinals he picks the one 2 away from me. so of course, i can't pee when people are near me, so i kinda stand there. and wait. and wait. and he is peeing this whole time, as i'm just standing there with my wang out in front of the urinal. he gets freaked out, flushes, washes his hands, and leaves kinda watching me just still standing there. then i ran into the stall and peed in shame.

that sucked.

I have the exact same problem! If you and I were both using urinals in the same restroom, we'd never get out of there!

Elvis The Fat Years · 10-21-2002, 01:20 PM

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Originally posted by peabody
i ran into the stall and peed in shame.

Random Female · 10-21-2002, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by Mayfuck

I have the exact same problem! If you and I were both using urinals in the same restroom, we'd never get out of there!

HAhahaha that's really, really funny.

I have no qualms about peeing. I could squat in the middle of the road and do it if i had to.

10-21-2002, 12:43 PM	#1
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	isnpired by the if netphoria wre a restroom topic i have so much trouble peeing on cue. when i went to have a pre-college check-up i was supposed to have a urine test done but i couldn't because i couldn't make myself pee. i was so nervous i'm sitting in the bathroom and i was just so tense and like 'coem on pee!' and every time the 'ok i'm gonna pee now' feeling came my muscles tightened up and nothing came ou t and like a couple weeks ago i went into the bathroom before history and like this old lady walks in and i dunno. peeing in apublic bathroom with some like 50-year old woman in the stall next to you? i was so nervous i couldn't pee until she'd flushed the toilet. yeah.

10-21-2002, 12:57 PM	#2
peabody Minion of Satan Location: Pittsburgh Posts: 5,459	i have horrrrrible peeing anxiety. one time... i went to this bathroom in some place and saw no one was in it, so i got excited and ran to the urinal and whipped out my wang to pee. as soon as i do this, the door opens and some dude walks in. out of all the stalls and urinals he picks the one 2 away from me. so of course, i can't pee when people are near me, so i kinda stand there. and wait. and wait. and he is peeing this whole time, as i'm just standing there with my wang out in front of the urinal. he gets freaked out, flushes, washes his hands, and leaves kinda watching me just still standing there. then i ran into the stall and peed in shame. that sucked.

10-21-2002, 12:59 PM	#3
Samsa Banned Location: A theater near you Posts: 7,929	yeah. it's just too much pressure if you know people are like waiting for you to pee or expecting you to pee. it's so humilliating and just. shudder

10-21-2002, 01:00 PM	#4
StillBecomingApart I'M FROM ITALY Location: Back the tape up. I need it again! Let it roll! Just as high as the fucker can go! And when it comes to that fantastic note where the rabbit bites its own head off, I want you to THROW THAT FUCKING RADIO INTO THE TUB WITH ME! Posts: 4,355	Me too! When I made the exams for military service (in Italy you have to do it!), the guy used someone else's urine and labeled it as mine!