just stopped by to share my first ever "I was so trashed last nite" thread

Helena Handbasket · 10-20-2002, 08:33 PM

I'm still not used to the new boards.. weird.

I'm not a seasoned drinker, but last night I got to my "I never want that to happen again" point. After about fifteen or sixteen shots of Jagermeister (possibly more) I'm told that every other word out of my mouth was "fucking" and that I was getting really hostile. I even tried to shove someone. After a few hours, I found myself with my head in the toilet. Something you have to understand, I haven't puked since I was about six years old, and I finally "talked to Earl" as Chelsea calls it last night. Virginia and Brad told me they kept coming up to check on me while I was passed out with my head in the commode, but I don't remember much of that besides nothing in the room would hold still, Virginia needing the toilet to pee, and Brad rubbing my back. But I *do* remember having a cigarette in my hand continuously for about four hours, and then getting pissed off and yelling because I "couldn't remember lighting this fucking cigarette, and I fucking promised myself I would remember this time.

I still feel like my body is drunk, but my mind isn't. I've never had a hangover before, and I don't like it. I most definitely will never let that happen again. I thought I was going to feel like that forever.

Just thought I'd come to share a "I was so drunk" story since I never did before.

lucky_13 · 10-20-2002, 08:36 PM

i think after 15/16 shots you would be dead.

Helena Handbasket · 10-20-2002, 08:39 PM

Okay, so it wasn't *really* 15/16 shots, it was more like 8 shots from a double shot glass.

Yeah, it was 15/16 shots.

ChristHimself! · 10-20-2002, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by lucky_13
i think after 15/16 shots you would be dead.

Nah. My friend drank a whole bottle of Peach Schnapps in literally 20 minutes one new years eve, he didn't die or even puke, he just pissed on a wall in someone's bedroom and we had to carry him to the pub and then back again when we got refused entry for carrying a laughing drunken man with his pants round his ankles.

ammy · 10-20-2002, 08:52 PM

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Originally posted by ShotFullOfDiamonds

Nah. My friend drank a whole bottle of Peach Schnapps in literally 20 minutes one new years eve, he didn't die or even puke, he just pissed on a wall in someone's bedroom and we had to carry him to the pub and then back again when we got refused entry for carrying a laughing drunken man with his pants round his ankles.

jeger is much much stronger than schnapps.

and i've done that with schnapps too.. i was fine untill i started hitting the El Presidente...

jenn · 10-20-2002, 08:55 PM

i got wayyy too drunk last week...but i started drinking again right after i puked, so i felt better. i'm really sick right now. i took some dayquil...and i didn't realize that i'm not supposed to take that with my bipolar meds.... i have no energy. i feel like i'm going to pass out. i literally slept all day... i'm afraid to go back to sleep because i'm afraid i wont wake up, or that i'll wake up at 4am and not be able to get to class in the morning.

sickbadthing · 10-20-2002, 09:01 PM

An angel gets it's wings everytime a person gets fucked up and hostile.

It's in the bible folks.

frail_and_bedazzled · 10-20-2002, 09:14 PM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing
An angel gets it's wings everytime a person gets fucked up and hostile.

It's in the bible folks.

i just get fucked up and aggressively sexual.

sickbadthing · 10-20-2002, 09:17 PM

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Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled

i just get fucked up and aggressively sexual.

Come to think of it, so do I. Often in the past I have regretted acting on those drunken feelings that seem to make so much sense at the time. I wake up in the morning and go, "What the fuck? Oh yeah. Sheeeeeit."

frail_and_bedazzled · 10-20-2002, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by sickbadthing

Come to think of it, so do I. Often in the past I have regretted acting on those drunken feelings that seem to make so much sense at the time. I wake up in the morning and go, "What the fuck? Oh yeah. Sheeeeeit."

just because i get aggressive doesn't mean i get laid. i usually just punch people i'm attracted to.

sickbadthing · 10-20-2002, 09:26 PM

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Originally posted by frail_and_bedazzled

just because i get aggressive doesn't mean i get laid. i usually just punch people i'm attracted to.

Well that's where you are screwing up!

Hump them. Don't hit them. It makes things easier.

Humping people is okay.

Ihaman · 10-20-2002, 10:26 PM

last time i was that drunk i hit it off with some mexicans and ended up at a house party where they were smoking crack and i was throwing up off the balcony.

good times good times.

10-20-2002, 10:27 PM

Jagermeister. It means "mushroom master" right?

Man I think Jager is the universal "get trashed and aggressive and then blackout" form of alcohol.

My best Jager story actually involves my best friend from high school drinking Jager.

It was our first semester of college and we were on opposite coasts. He called me late late one Thursday evening and we had both been out partying in our respective new towns. We must have sounded like a couple clowns because we were just going on and on about "how trashed we were" and "how college is so much fun" and "how we were gonna get so trashed together over Christmas break."

The funny part is that in the middle of the conversation, the other line goes dead. I try to call back but to no avail.

The next day I call him to just see how the hangover and Friday classes went and whatever.

He did not remember a fucking thing. He was just like "yeah I woke up on the floor with the phone off the hook but on top of me. I have no idea what happened. I had countless shots of Jager." Did not even realized he had called much less what our drunk asses talked about.

Jager is great.

Ihaman · 10-20-2002, 10:30 PM

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Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
Jager is great.

yeah, OD'ing on drugs is funny.

YeehaJamesIha · 10-20-2002, 10:34 PM

I've had nights like that a couple of times. I get really sick, swear I'm never drinking again, and then get wasted the next week.

10-21-2002, 02:41 AM

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Originally posted by Ihaman

yeah, OD'ing on drugs is funny.

You should talk.

severin · 10-21-2002, 02:51 AM

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Originally posted by lucky_13
i think after 15/16 shots you would be dead.

i had 26 shots of tequila within 2 hours one time....so i don't think 15 shots of Jägermeister would cause problems....

vertencre · 10-21-2002, 03:23 AM

i like to drink as much as the next person, well probably more than the next person, but drinking till you throw up and or pass out seems kinda silly to me. like if you throw up thats a waste of alcohol you could have used to get drunk the next day, and if you pass out you can't walk around making a fool of yourself and playing duck hunt, or whatever people do in social situations. i think the most i ever drank was 13 shots when i was 12, that was silly of me but i didn't throw up or pass out whoo i rock, oh and one time i finshed a bottle of vodka over a entire day, but really for the most part i'm happy with a few rum and cokes. and i dunno what the point of me posting this was.

10-21-2002, 03:41 AM

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Originally posted by vertencre
i like to drink as much as the next person, well probably more than the next person, but drinking till you throw up and or pass out seems kinda silly to me.

Right on.

Fattening Ass · 10-21-2002, 03:57 AM

i drank Jager for the first time the other day. Good Stuff!

Oblivious · 10-21-2002, 04:04 AM

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Originally posted by severin
i had 26 shots of tequila within 2 hours one time....so i don't think 15 shots of Jägermeister would cause problems....

actually it differs from person to person. we all metabolize alcohol differently for various reasons.

Elvis The Fat Years · 10-21-2002, 04:07 AM

i dont drink.

Silverstream · 10-21-2002, 04:30 AM

ugh...last time i got that drunk i passed out with my head in an eski.

SPheart9 · 10-21-2002, 05:01 AM

one word: college.

i can't think of a week that i wasn't drunk at least 3 nights. this weekend was pretty amazing, as i consumed a 750 of razberi stoli and about 1/4th of a 750 of absolut in two days.

man, life sucks :/

10-21-2002, 05:08 AM

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Originally posted by Fattening Ass
i drank Jager for the first time the other day. Good Stuff!

Jager + Red Bull is pretty good. Red Bull is carbonated urine, but it nulls a lot of ickyness about Jager and goes down like Sprite.

Fattening Ass · 10-21-2002, 07:00 AM

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Originally posted by Mr. Rhinoceros

Jager + Red Bull is pretty good. Red Bull is carbonated urine, but it nulls a lot of ickyness about Jager and goes down like Sprite.

I like Red Bull. Its the only one of those energy drinks that doesn't taste like shit. I'll have to try this Jager-Red Bull Mix.

10-20-2002, 08:33 PM	#1
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	just stopped by to share my first ever "I was so trashed last nite" thread I'm still not used to the new boards.. weird. I'm not a seasoned drinker, but last night I got to my "I never want that to happen again" point. After about fifteen or sixteen shots of Jagermeister (possibly more) I'm told that every other word out of my mouth was "fucking" and that I was getting really hostile. I even tried to shove someone. After a few hours, I found myself with my head in the toilet. Something you have to understand, I haven't puked since I was about six years old, and I finally "talked to Earl" as Chelsea calls it last night. Virginia and Brad told me they kept coming up to check on me while I was passed out with my head in the commode, but I don't remember much of that besides nothing in the room would hold still, Virginia needing the toilet to pee, and Brad rubbing my back. But I do remember having a cigarette in my hand continuously for about four hours, and then getting pissed off and yelling because I "couldn't remember lighting this fucking cigarette, and I fucking promised myself I would remember this time. I still feel like my body is drunk, but my mind isn't. I've never had a hangover before, and I don't like it. I most definitely will never let that happen again. I thought I was going to feel like that forever. Just thought I'd come to share a "I was so drunk" story since I never did before.

10-20-2002, 10:34 PM	#15
YeehaJamesIha Ownz Location: Miami Posts: 926	I've had nights like that a couple of times. I get really sick, swear I'm never drinking again, and then get wasted the next week. __________________ Suck it, trebek.

10-21-2002, 03:57 AM	#20
Fattening Ass Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: Planet Nintendu 64 Posts: 30,825	i drank Jager for the first time the other day. Good Stuff! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

10-20-2002, 08:36 PM	#2
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,235	i think after 15/16 shots you would be dead.

10-20-2002, 08:39 PM	#3
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	Okay, so it wasn't really 15/16 shots, it was more like 8 shots from a double shot glass. Yeah, it was 15/16 shots.

10-20-2002, 08:55 PM	#6
jenn Minion of Satan Location: new york Posts: 6,325	i got wayyy too drunk last week...but i started drinking again right after i puked, so i felt better. i'm really sick right now. i took some dayquil...and i didn't realize that i'm not supposed to take that with my bipolar meds.... i have no energy. i feel like i'm going to pass out. i literally slept all day... i'm afraid to go back to sleep because i'm afraid i wont wake up, or that i'll wake up at 4am and not be able to get to class in the morning.

10-20-2002, 09:01 PM	#7
sickbadthing Out fart the hottie! Location: I have super gonorrhoea Posts: 24,316	An angel gets it's wings everytime a person gets fucked up and hostile. It's in the bible folks.

10-20-2002, 10:26 PM	#12
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	last time i was that drunk i hit it off with some mexicans and ended up at a house party where they were smoking crack and i was throwing up off the balcony. good times good times.

10-20-2002, 10:27 PM	#13
Boner Posts: n/a	Jagermeister. It means "mushroom master" right? Man I think Jager is the universal "get trashed and aggressive and then blackout" form of alcohol. My best Jager story actually involves my best friend from high school drinking Jager. It was our first semester of college and we were on opposite coasts. He called me late late one Thursday evening and we had both been out partying in our respective new towns. We must have sounded like a couple clowns because we were just going on and on about "how trashed we were" and "how college is so much fun" and "how we were gonna get so trashed together over Christmas break." The funny part is that in the middle of the conversation, the other line goes dead. I try to call back but to no avail. The next day I call him to just see how the hangover and Friday classes went and whatever. He did not remember a fucking thing. He was just like "yeah I woke up on the floor with the phone off the hook but on top of me. I have no idea what happened. I had countless shots of Jager." Did not even realized he had called much less what our drunk asses talked about. Jager is great.

10-21-2002, 03:23 AM	#18
vertencre Demi-God Location: san diego Posts: 350	i like to drink as much as the next person, well probably more than the next person, but drinking till you throw up and or pass out seems kinda silly to me. like if you throw up thats a waste of alcohol you could have used to get drunk the next day, and if you pass out you can't walk around making a fool of yourself and playing duck hunt, or whatever people do in social situations. i think the most i ever drank was 13 shots when i was 12, that was silly of me but i didn't throw up or pass out whoo i rock, oh and one time i finshed a bottle of vodka over a entire day, but really for the most part i'm happy with a few rum and cokes. and i dunno what the point of me posting this was.

10-21-2002, 04:07 AM	#22
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	i dont drink.

10-21-2002, 04:30 AM	#23
Silverstream Demi-God Location: Australia Posts: 493	ugh...last time i got that drunk i passed out with my head in an eski.

10-21-2002, 05:01 AM	#24
SPheart9 oh so mod. Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 308	one word: college. i can't think of a week that i wasn't drunk at least 3 nights. this weekend was pretty amazing, as i consumed a 750 of razberi stoli and about 1/4th of a 750 of absolut in two days. man, life sucks :/