Rod Stewart or Kristin Stewart

[FoolofaTook]

while rod on the other hand ...

[MyOneAndOnly]

she seems to date tall women so there's still hope for me

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

while rod on the other hand ...

this is horrifying.

are those all of his wives?

[FoolofaTook]

i just typed "rod stewart girlfriend" into google and that popped up. i think it's his gf and three exes?

maybe hwatcolor can enlighten us. interesting that none of them are "slit-eyed."

[MyOneAndOnly]

"slit eyed" WTF kind of racist shit is that?

[Joey Goldberg]

boy y'all really aren't gonna let him live down that one 70s song eh

[ilikeplanets]

maybe he should have written it about someone lighting his shit on fire

[ilikeplanets]

date someone that lights your shit on fire!

[LaBelle]

Gaslighting is bad.

[topleybird]

Our great president has some strong opinions about KStew. Deafening silence on Rod.

I hope that clears this up. Thank you.

[MyOneAndOnly]

let's just talk about how wonderfully gay Kristen and her new GF are

[yo soy el mejor]

they look rich and smelly

[FoolofaTook]

ur dad's smegma is rich and smelly

[FoolofaTook]

!!!TOOKISH!!!

[yo soy el mejor]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

they look rich and smelly

just like fullofatook, thanks to his mommy and daddy

[FoolofaTook]

400 bucks to blow tim?

my dad gets to watch

[MyOneAndOnly]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

they look rich and smelly

I bet they don't use deodorant! I'm OK with that

[yo soy el mejor]

ur such a cliché

[cork_soaker]

second pic is missing liquid in a cup

it must be just out of frame

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

let's just talk about how wonderfully gay Kristen and her new GF are

I appreciate when people are wonderfully gay. Like, if you're going to be gay, do it properly for chrissakes. None of this half-assed cromulently gay nonsense.

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

ur such a cliché

Sophie, we accept you for your gayness and all, but could you please perform your orientation in a way that meets Yo Soy standards? Please conform your personality to something she personally finds less stereotypical, perhaps by taking up an interesting in sea-shell collecting or something. Since you lack the benefit of invisible cisexuality, it is only fair that we place more scrutiny on your gender and orientation performance.

If you can meet this request, you will be well on your way to being wonderfully gay.

[yo soy el mejor]

was a cliche before transitioning to sophie tho

[yo soy el mejor]

pero w/ a bike n l'il hat

[FoolofaTook]

Why do you always have to pick on someone?



waits to get reamed

[Disco King]

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

pero w/ a bike n l'il hat

Riding bikes is so unoriginal. They were invented like, what, 800 years ago, and the only difference today is that the front wheel isn't all big and stupid-looking anymore?

[Disco King]

And everyone at school already knows that the only reason Sophie rides a bike is because I started doing it. Stop copying me or I'll tell mom.

[yo soy el mejor]

ya srsly riding a bike is no big deal and it's not an identity. you're just riding a bike. thank you for saying that.

[MyOneAndOnly]

I haven't been on a bike in two years.

The cool kids here all ride electric scooters

Scooter Slip GIF from Scooter GIFs

[yo soy el mejor]

beers with bikers etc. ad nauseum

vs

omg i love to m'bate. here's me with my wabbit. etc.

[MyOneAndOnly]

tell us how you really feel