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Old 04-09-2020, 05:20 PM   #31
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Oh I think my "unbelievable" comment was that I even ran into her in the first place. As for "scandalous" I pretty much spilled the beans as far as I'm concerned. I think she was a groupie that was into downers or something. lol. The hype train derails.

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 05:24 PM   #32
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What about your story about flirting with D'Ar-errr...I mean me?

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 05:26 PM   #33
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Oh yeah, speaking about Zeitgeist. I never even thought about it till now, but the timing would have been really close. BC/JC were in LALA land at the time. Picking my brain I remember flying home during the summer just before Zeitgeist came out. My family has a big July 4th party for my mom and grandmother so I went home for that. All the HB (girl I met LS through) stuff happened before I left for that.
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Old 04-09-2020, 05:29 PM   #34
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What about your story about flirting with D'Ar-errr...I mean me?
Sadly, she, er you* never flirted with me to my knowledge. As obsessive with the Pumpkins that I was, that would have been cool!

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 05:41 PM   #35
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Oh I think my "unbelievable" comment was that I even ran into her in the first place. As for "scandalous" I pretty much spilled the beans as far as I'm concerned. I think she was a groupie that was into downers or something. lol. The hype train derails.
Hmmm

Let me get this straight. The story qualifies as “unbelievable” to u b/c linda strawberry was at a house in Hollywood or wherever that u also happened to be at, once.

Also u have speculated that b/c your friend is a dirtbag and u were horny that these models were prostitutes.

Have i accurately summarized the blockbuster dish that’s stirred up so much drama in netpho town that you’re likely to be banned before sunrise?

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 05:43 PM   #36
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Sadly, she, er you* never flirted with me to my knowledge. As obsessive with the Pumpkins that I was, that would have been cool!
Interesting.

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 05:50 PM   #37
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Pay no heed to Run2Pee, AvLo. I control the mods with an iron fist and can assure you that no banishment will be forthcoming.

Now, feel free to tell us the story of what really happened that day.

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 05:53 PM   #38
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Hmmm

Let me get this straight. The story qualifies as “unbelievable” to u b/c linda strawberry was at a house in Hollywood or wherever that u also happened to be at, once.

Also u have speculated that b/c your friend is a dirtbag and u were horny that these models were prostitutes.

Have i accurately summarized the blockbuster dish that’s stirred up so much drama in netpho town that you’re likely to be banned before sunrise?
It was more than once.

Whoa there buddy, I was 18 and it was the boom of the emo era. You think the 70's and 90's had groupies? So did the mid 00's. I'm not exactly proud, but I would do it again.

I'm not the one that made this thread and tracked me down in two other threads. Should I get mad or should I stupidly dish out who I am and give you some real drama?

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 05:55 PM   #39
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The latter, pls god, the latter!!!

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 05:58 PM   #40
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Pay no heed to Run2Pee, AvLo. I control the mods with an iron fist and can assure you that no banishment will be forthcoming.

Now, feel free to tell us the story of what really happened that day.
I appreciate that, Took.

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Old 04-09-2020, 06:13 PM   #41
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That's a negative.
Did she fuck you? Please, tell us she fucked you

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 06:17 PM   #42
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Did she fuck you? Please, tell us she fucked you
Nope, but she did boink Billy.

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 06:20 PM   #43
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Well, I was gonna try to drag this out to the 300th page, but, here it is: I'm a nobody. Seriously, I am a failed musician and studio owner that moved back to his home state with his tail between his legs when the 'Rawk music bubble burst. I know a few more juicy things but I think I have left enough clues for certain people so I am done. I didn't mean to cause any drama. I see the mod is here: I've been a good boy for a long time I hope that I don't get a ban. I won't post anymore about it.

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 06:34 PM   #44
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No mod is going to ban you for admitting you saw Linda Berry fucking William Corgan in a Lisa Frank wonderland

at worst you'll foot some suspicious questions from the rat bastard (you know the one)

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 06:36 PM   #45
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moral of the story: DOUBLE fuck Corgan's proposed Pumpkin Christmas album that might never even come out anyway, we need a Netpho Christmas album featuring a song titled "I Saw Linda fucking Billy Claus"

we can record it in Avery Loren's studio!

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 06:36 PM   #46
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On her MySpace page at the time, I remember her saying she "danced her ass off" to Zeitgeist when Billy first played it to her. This type of behavior would align with that of a mentally damaged person.

So long story short she was a groupie/cam whore/escort?

But the real question is this? Which "era" Billy did she boink? Machina, Zwan, Zeitgeist.....TBK?

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 06:52 PM   #47
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moral of the story: DOUBLE fuck Corgan's proposed Pumpkin Christmas album that might never even come out anyway, we need a Netpho Christmas album featuring a song titled "I Saw Linda fucking Billy Claus"

we can record it in Avery Loren's studio!
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On her MySpace page at the time, I remember her saying she "danced her ass off" to Zeitgeist when Billy first played it to her. This type of behavior would align with that of a mentally damaged person.

fuck me these posts were worth the thread

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Old 04-09-2020, 07:00 PM   #48
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I guess The Bald Lord is so good in bed he earned LS's undying devotion?

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 07:04 PM   #49
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Didn't she meet Billy at the Chateau Marmont and either he went to her room to play piano or vice versa?

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 07:11 PM   #50
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What is with Billy and blondes?

Courtney Love
D'Arcy (I know they never dated or anything but I strongly believe he was into her)
Chris
Paris Hilton
Jessica Simpson
Tila Tequila (hair was dyed blonde)
Linda Strawberry

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 07:28 PM   #51
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I believe she was a groupie type of character in the scene. I was only around her a handful of times. She was a very weird, flirty person that would oddly bust out into a song or act like she was in a broadway play. She was either an alcoholic or took some type of psych meds because she always had this half loaded demeanor most of the time.

this seems like a perfect description

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 07:30 PM   #52
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Don't forget Jackie Johnson (blonde), Sierra Swan (natural blonde, dated in 2006 when she was a blonde), and least we forget Fiona Horne! (kidding) there was also Lisa Marie Presley or was that a joke as well?

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 08:11 PM   #53
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Mostly local Xtian bands at first. Nothing really of note till we got inside.
i was hoping for more this


 
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Old 04-09-2020, 08:13 PM   #54
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I think you mean to post this


 
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Old 04-09-2020, 08:14 PM   #55
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I think you mean to post this

Took post in my latest thread about the Great Bald One you turd-burgling coward

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 09:41 PM   #56
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I just went back and read this old archive thread:

http://forums.netphoria.org/showthread.php?t=138096

This was 100% the real Linda Strawberry and an absolute blast from the past. I really miss those days of Netphoria. So many old timers are gone now.

 
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Old 04-09-2020, 10:03 PM   #57
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Mostly local Xtian bands at first. Nothing really of note till we got inside.
I want names
Any foreign bands?

 
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oh so she came up with the name strawtits

 
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Whoa there buddy, I was 18 and it was the boom of the emo era. You think the 70's and 90's had groupies? So did the mid 00's. I'm not exactly proud, but I would do it again.
So what your saying is that u let Linda strawberry peg u in the bottom with a baby shark, while big willie watched just scratchin his goat?

And this was all somehow Emo’s fault?

Ok, gotta hand it to u 10/10 storytiem

 
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Also i thought the 80’s had groupies, well so did the other days or times, even u thought the 50’s had groupies oh boy u sure bet your ass they did what with those tiddies n hairdos just swingin thru the 40’s and into the 30’s when mother was born but she wasn’t a groupie except that one time in the 80’s?

 
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