How do you plan to entertain yourself the next few weeks/months? - Page 4

cork_soaker · 03-24-2020, 11:24 AM

though we knew him as karl "steve" dave

Joey Goldberg · 03-24-2020, 11:41 AM

i preferred ratbastardkarl, myself

yo soy el mejor · 03-24-2020, 11:46 AM

his first name was christian so it did sound like chicken

i've said too much

ilikeplanets · 03-24-2020, 11:51 AM

The closest Olive Garden is over 30 miles away.
The closest Red Lobster is 133 miles away.
I'm not mad about it.

topleybird · 03-24-2020, 11:52 AM

I knew a Casey "KFC" Double Down Sandwich Hoover

topleybird · 03-24-2020, 11:53 AM

His mom said the name was a weird coincidence

ilikeplanets · 03-24-2020, 11:53 AM

Even the nearest Burger King is 20 miles away.
I don't see quite as many overweight people here, especially not kids.

yo soy el mejor · 03-24-2020, 11:54 AM

ilikeplanets · 03-24-2020, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird

I knew a Casey "KFC" Double Down Sandwich Hoover

I knew a guy who went by "Big Will Ham Bone"....he died of a heart attack in his 20s.

FlamingGlobes · 03-24-2020, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me

There was a particular Olive Garden in my hometown where, word was, a student from my highschool who worked as a cook became disgruntled sufficiently to shoot his semen into the alfredo sauce, sickening his ex-gf’s entire family, including particularly her grandma, who even died.

Concurrent with the emergence of this tale, the location was closed for health violations, this is verifiable. Truth or falsity aside, ive always wondered if visions of jizzy alfredo made it outside our town and off to other cities, to become parking lot tales for a new generation

Can you actually get sick from ingesting sperm, though? I didn't think so, but then, I've never tried the stuff!

FlamingGlobes · 03-24-2020, 01:12 PM

If the grocery stores end up closing, I might have to give it a go.

FlamingGlobes · 03-24-2020, 01:12 PM

cork_soaker · 03-24-2020, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FlamingGlobes

Can you actually get sick from ingesting sperm, though? I didn't think so, but then, I've never tried the stuff!

like anything, the danger's in the quantity

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-24-2020, 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

like anything, the danger's in the quantity

speaking of which, i found this blamonet avatar:

blamonet.com is back, by the way, i was recently informed.

cork_soaker · 03-24-2020, 01:36 PM

oh my

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-24-2020, 01:37 PM

i can't remember who made that

Cool As Ice Cream · 03-24-2020, 01:37 PM

twasnt me!

yo soy el mejor · 03-24-2020, 01:47 PM

jeepers creepers
where'd ya get those peepers

Joey Goldberg · 03-24-2020, 01:49 PM

re: the blamo news i'm not sure whether to say wow! or why?

topleybird · 03-24-2020, 02:05 PM

Oh damn, they must have at least seven or eight people there

See you later, has-beens

ilikeplanets · 03-26-2020, 11:49 AM

By now I've cleaned literally everything in my house - inside the cabinets, appliances, walls, windows. Yeah. It looks great in here but I definitely need a new project. I've done so much art with my little one and she is over it. Everything but the essential stores have closed. I've been getting a lot of mileage out of hopscotch! I need more ideas before the dread sets in.

topleybird · 03-26-2020, 12:07 PM

topleybird · 03-26-2020, 12:07 PM

With Nerf guns, naturally, for the tykes

Unless

MplsTaper · 03-26-2020, 12:11 PM

yo soy el mejor · 03-26-2020, 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

By now I've cleaned literally everything in my house - inside the cabinets, appliances, walls, windows. Yeah. It looks great in here but I definitely need a new project. I've done so much art with my little one and she is over it. Everything but the essential stores have closed. I've been getting a lot of mileage out of hopscotch! I need more ideas before the dread sets in.

-write a letter to or draw a pic for nana/anyone
-teach her how to play chess or checkers
-record a song together
-paint some rocks
-draw each other
-teach her how to cook something
-tell her to entertain herself and see what happens
-diorama!
-make a puppet
-teach her how to balance the books

topleybird · 03-26-2020, 12:17 PM

- start preparing her for the LSAT

yo soy el mejor · 03-26-2020, 12:22 PM

yesterday i typed up four of our recipes on the typewriter. we have a lot of loose-leaf papers with printed recipes and some are stained from sauce and years of wear so i'm typing up the stuff we've made recently that we really like and things we've always made on the reg. woo.

today i will do the same, but i'm currently avoiding applying for graduate school and a scholarship. i only need to complete the writing sample, but i keep getting up to clean the restroom every time i get started.

yo soy el mejor · 03-26-2020, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird

- start preparing her for the LSAT

ah man, good one.

yo soy el mejor · 03-26-2020, 03:12 PM

hey, ilp, the content on this site is free while schools are still closed: https://circletimefun.com/

it's for 0 - 6 year olds, though, and i don't know how old your kid is

yo soy el mejor · 03-30-2020, 10:07 AM

made tamales yesterday. it's getting bad, y'all.

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03-24-2020, 11:24 AM	#91
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	though we knew him as karl "steve" dave

03-24-2020, 11:41 AM	#92
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	i preferred ratbastardkarl, myself

03-24-2020, 11:46 AM	#93
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	his first name was christian so it did sound like chicken i've said too much

03-24-2020, 11:51 AM	#94
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	The closest Olive Garden is over 30 miles away. The closest Red Lobster is 133 miles away. I'm not mad about it.

03-24-2020, 11:52 AM	#95
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	I knew a Casey "KFC" Double Down Sandwich Hoover

03-24-2020, 11:53 AM	#96
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	His mom said the name was a weird coincidence

03-24-2020, 11:54 AM	#98
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693

03-24-2020, 01:12 PM	#101
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	If the grocery stores end up closing, I might have to give it a go.

03-24-2020, 01:12 PM	#102
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177

03-24-2020, 01:36 PM	#105
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	oh my

03-24-2020, 01:37 PM	#106
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	i can't remember who made that

03-24-2020, 01:37 PM	#107
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	twasnt me!

03-24-2020, 01:47 PM	#108
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	jeepers creepers where'd ya get those peepers

03-24-2020, 01:49 PM	#109
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	re: the blamo news i'm not sure whether to say wow! or why?

03-24-2020, 02:05 PM	#110
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	Oh damn, they must have at least seven or eight people there See you later, has-beens

03-26-2020, 11:49 AM	#111
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	By now I've cleaned literally everything in my house - inside the cabinets, appliances, walls, windows. Yeah. It looks great in here but I definitely need a new project. I've done so much art with my little one and she is over it. Everything but the essential stores have closed. I've been getting a lot of mileage out of hopscotch! I need more ideas before the dread sets in.

03-26-2020, 12:07 PM	#112
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533

03-26-2020, 12:07 PM	#113
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	With Nerf guns, naturally, for the tykes Unless

03-26-2020, 12:11 PM	#114
MplsTaper Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,000

03-26-2020, 12:17 PM	#116
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	- start preparing her for the LSAT

03-26-2020, 12:22 PM	#117
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	yesterday i typed up four of our recipes on the typewriter. we have a lot of loose-leaf papers with printed recipes and some are stained from sauce and years of wear so i'm typing up the stuff we've made recently that we really like and things we've always made on the reg. woo. today i will do the same, but i'm currently avoiding applying for graduate school and a scholarship. i only need to complete the writing sample, but i keep getting up to clean the restroom every time i get started.

03-26-2020, 03:12 PM	#119
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	hey, ilp, the content on this site is free while schools are still closed: https://circletimefun.com/ it's for 0 - 6 year olds, though, and i don't know how old your kid is

03-30-2020, 10:07 AM	#120
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	made tamales yesterday. it's getting bad, y'all.