The Official Fri/Sat/Sun/Mon/Tue drunk/drugs/sad sex thread

[FlamingGlobes]

No, that's it. Nothing else to add.

[ovary]

usually my sleep events are limited to waking up breathless and trembling on the floor, but they get interesting sometimes. once i knocked a hole in my girlfriend's parents ceiling thinking i was being buried alive. when combined with alcohol they have involved pissing in closets and dressers. the list goes on.

once when i was listening to npr in the garden alan alda was on talking about how acting out dreams is an indicator of parkinsons. three days of frenzied submersion in scientific literature followed, prognosis: i'm likely to get parkinsons.

[LaBelle]

I miss having time to dream.

[Shallowed]

being awake fucking sucks

[redbreegull]

I'm dying

Is it beautiful?

It's like a dream.

I want to dream.

[wHATcOLOR]

Originally Posted by topleybird

wHATcOLOR be so careful, you are a good person

I wonder if you just had that thing where you stand up too fast or low blood pressure in general for some reason (most likely fatal)

I'm not convinced you didn't just make all this up to show off your fancy-ass tub, oh, I'll just mildly knock some things around and slightly open a drawer as if some entirely unenthusiastic burglar had drifted past, that'll get 'em

shoot, you busted me i was hoping everyone would be really impressed iwth the bathroom in an apartment we are renting for a little while, at last freeing me from decades of self-esteem issues


thanks for that link, it does seem that's the most likely cause

semi-related, i saw a friend the other day and was discussing this with him and he told me that last year he was on the toilet and then woke up face down on the floor in a pool of his own blood -- he had fainted from pushing too hard and fell over and smacked his forehead on the floor. poor dude

[yo soy el mejor]

*note to self: don't push too hard

now that i am older, i do freak out every time i get light-headed or feel an odd pain.

[reprise85]

i had that blood pressure thing once, fell on my back, such a weird fucking feeling falling and not even being able to put your arms out. it was really weird. i also hadn't just stood up, i had walked to the kitchen so it was probably at least 30 seconds. sometimes i get light headed and just sit back down for a few seconds. this was out of nowhere and i'm not sure if i lost consciousness or not (syncope), but i wasn't in control of my body as it fell.

[FoolofaTook]

This happens to me almost once a day but just lightheadedness and darkness not fainting and falling down.

Back in the day tho I had a mega head rush right after blazing. It was epic. Like dustoff.

[reprise85]

i whited out, not blacked out. didnt know that was even a thing. this was like 10 years ago though

[reprise85]

or i guess greyout? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greyout

[FoolofaTook]

Cool. I didn't know it was called that.

[FlamingGlobes]

Took had a maga head rush

[FoolofaTook]

More jokes.

Are you scared of being serious?

[FlamingGlobes]

I mean, I did propose to your dad...so...no?

[FlamingGlobes]

He told me to sick it between his teeth

[FlamingGlobes]

The ring, that is

[FoolofaTook]

[FlamingGlobes]

That reminds me of that Smashing Pumpkins song

We are starz, we are, we are starz.

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by wHATcOLOR

semi-related, i saw a friend the other day and was discussing this with him and he told me that last year he was on the toilet and then woke up face down on the floor in a pool of his own blood -- he had fainted from pushing too hard and fell over and smacked his forehead on the floor. poor dude

I read once, and just looked up again, that if you have a brain aneurysm (and you may have no idea you do) and you strain too hard on the toilet, you can burst it and die

This is why doctors recommend that if you are having trouble, you simply cut your anus bigger or core it out with a large drill

[FlamingGlobes]

Originally Posted by topleybird

I read once, and just looked up again, that if you have a brain aneurysm (and you may have no idea you do) and you strain too hard on the toilet, you can burst it and die

This is why doctors recommend that if you are having trouble, you simply cut your anus bigger or core it out with a large drill

This has happened to me a couple of times. I've found that simply thrusting one's self onto the wooden handle of your nearby toilet plunger does the trick just fine.

[buzzard]

Isn't it supposed to be common that heart problem people die on the can while giving it too much thrust, too?

I had this chat oddly recently (though not with a cardiologist or equivalent toilet expert).

[LaBelle]

A relative of someone I know died in the toilet of heart attack.

[FlamingGlobes]

In the toilet? Holy shit!

[yo soy el mejor]

[topleybird]

Originally Posted by LaBelle

A relative of someone I know died in the toilet of heart attack.

Wow, what's Lisa Marie Presley really like?

[buzzard]

Not the same since Nic.

At all.

[reprise85]

one of my grandmothers died on the toilet of a heart attack as well.

[buzzard]

It's doing the dieners a pretty big favour, really.

[myosis]

i never heard of people dying on the toilet, though it makes sense.
most often you don't even know if appropriate to say "at least he died doing what he loved..."