Who Is Joey Goldberg - Page 2

ilikeplanets · 02-07-2020, 02:03 AM

i want it to be samuel redwhatever

the baseball guy avatar

ilikeplanets · 02-07-2020, 02:03 AM

that guy existed, right?

Joey Goldberg · 02:09 AM

so I suppose there's no accounting for me simply being a new man, eh?

fresh from the womb of hardcore Corgandom?

i just got in from Baseball Island, drop the polls & show me some love, fellas!

Joey Goldberg · 02-07-2020, 02:10 AM

the fucking wiccans are at it again, Jesus Christ

Joey Goldberg · 02-07-2020, 02:10 AM

why they'd be coming for me at this hour, who's to say

anyone down for some freshly boiled egg whites?

Joey Goldberg · 02-07-2020, 02:13 AM

didn't even have to use a microwave, i "stg" !

ilikeplanets · 02-07-2020, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Mods pls delete website, reboot, and we can all make all our posts again, from scratch, until we get to today again, and i can post it right with out any errors or omisssiions

Can we do this, please? I have about 8,000 posts that are all terrible mistakes.

Joey Goldberg · 02-07-2020, 02:19 AM

i've already been fired from 2 jobs because of my brief tenure here & you don't see me crying

Joey Goldberg · 02-07-2020, 02:19 AM

don't get me wrong, i am crying

you just don't have the pleasure of seeing it

yo soy el mejor · 02-07-2020, 02:19 AM

i said joeri get a life, which was promptly deleted. hi, joeri. get a life.

Joey Goldberg · 02-07-2020, 02:20 AM

but how 'bout them egg whites?

Shallowed · 02-07-2020, 02:30 AM

There are only two people on the internet: you, and me pretending to be everyone else

reprise85 · 02-07-2020, 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i said joeri get a life, which was promptly deleted. hi, joeri. get a life.

are you sure you didn't overwrite it somehow? because i see no deleted posts in this thread, i see one deleted post this year and it was jj deleting his own post

buzzard · 02-07-2020, 02:41 AM

I demand to see that smashingjj post.

This is Hillary and her emails all over again.

ilikeplanets · 02-07-2020, 03:07 AM

Serious inquiry about bombing 8k posts. Redoing everything is always such an enticing concept.

smashingjj · 02-07-2020, 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

i said joeri get a life, which was promptly deleted. hi, joeri. get a life.

I'm trying.

smashingjj · 02-07-2020, 03:40 AM

I didn't check ip adresses, it's pretty obvious to me who this is.

smashingjj · 02-07-2020, 04:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by buzzard

I demand to see that smashingjj post.

This is Hillary and her emails all over again.

I'm pretty curious too.

LaBelle · 02-07-2020, 05:11 AM

It's-a me Mario!

LaBelle · 02-07-2020, 05:12 AM

fun fact: It's-a me Mario is an anagram for Marisa Tomei

MplsTaper · 02-07-2020, 09:59 AM

gotta be slunken.

buzzard · 02-07-2020, 10:09 AM

Ouch.

Joey Goldberg · 02-07-2020, 02:06 PM

Joey Goldberg · 04-01-2020, 01:11 AM

well does anyone know who this asshole is yet or what?

Joey Goldberg · 04-01-2020, 01:12 AM

god how great was it when this was the biggest problem we had in our fucking lives & not COVID-19359IDIDCovenant The Revenant starring Leo DiCaprio

Joey Goldberg · 04-01-2020, 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Joey Goldberg

i hope some of y'all clicked play on this phat bitch 'cause my god it's a jam for the ages

Joey Goldberg · 04-01-2020, 01:23 AM

but anyway, to wrap this thread up nicely (& mods, feel free to collab w/ Run to Me in the closing of this thread) i'm going to give you all an answer

& that answer is this:

It's clearly Moby.

wHATcOLOR · 04-01-2020, 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

bigtruck05 was randall sandall and there is no way this is him.

i don't believe that is correct.. i don't remember exactly how i came to believe what i believe, but i believe it is someone else

qwerty sp · 04-01-2020, 04:20 AM

The lad gives of the vibe that he’s a kind of Amish Rake Fighter

topleybird · 04-01-2020, 01:36 PM

I didn't know this was a mystery to anyone

One regular on the board stopped posting and then like two days later Joey appeared with the exact same posting style, frequency, and banter with Took in every thread

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02-07-2020, 02:07 AM	#33
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	so I suppose there's no accounting for me simply being a new man, eh? fresh from the womb of hardcore Corgandom? i just got in from Baseball Island, drop the polls & show me some love, fellas! Last edited by reprise85 : 02-07-2020 at 02:09 AM. Reason: this is what happens when a mod edits your post

02-07-2020, 02:06 PM	#53
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	Ow!

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02-07-2020, 02:03 AM	#31
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	i want it to be samuel redwhatever the baseball guy avatar

02-07-2020, 02:10 AM	#34
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	the fucking wiccans are at it again, Jesus Christ

02-07-2020, 02:13 AM	#36
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	didn't even have to use a microwave, i "stg" !

02-07-2020, 02:19 AM	#38
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	i've already been fired from 2 jobs because of my brief tenure here & you don't see me crying

02-07-2020, 02:19 AM	#40
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i said joeri get a life, which was promptly deleted. hi, joeri. get a life.

02-07-2020, 02:20 AM	#41
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	but how 'bout them egg whites?

02-07-2020, 02:30 AM	#42
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	There are only two people on the internet: you, and me pretending to be everyone else

02-07-2020, 02:41 AM	#44
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	I demand to see that smashingjj post. This is Hillary and her emails all over again.

02-07-2020, 03:07 AM	#45
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Serious inquiry about bombing 8k posts. Redoing everything is always such an enticing concept.

02-07-2020, 03:40 AM	#47
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,616	I didn't check ip adresses, it's pretty obvious to me who this is.

02-07-2020, 05:11 AM	#49
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	It's-a me Mario!

02-07-2020, 05:12 AM	#50
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,058	fun fact: It's-a me Mario is an anagram for Marisa Tomei

02-07-2020, 09:59 AM	#51
MplsTaper Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,000	gotta be slunken.

02-07-2020, 10:09 AM	#52
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Ouch.

04-01-2020, 01:11 AM	#54
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	well does anyone know who this asshole is yet or what?

04-01-2020, 01:12 AM	#55
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	god how great was it when this was the biggest problem we had in our fucking lives & not COVID-19359IDIDCovenant The Revenant starring Leo DiCaprio

04-01-2020, 01:23 AM	#57
Joey Goldberg Apocalyptic Poster Location: in the line for drinks (or is it just tickets to buy the drinks?) Posts: 3,452	but anyway, to wrap this thread up nicely (& mods, feel free to collab w/ Run to Me in the closing of this thread) i'm going to give you all an answer & that answer is this: It's clearly Moby.

04-01-2020, 04:20 AM	#59
qwerty sp Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,782	The lad gives of the vibe that he’s a kind of Amish Rake Fighter

04-01-2020, 01:36 PM	#60
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	I didn't know this was a mystery to anyone One regular on the board stopped posting and then like two days later Joey appeared with the exact same posting style, frequency, and banter with Took in every thread