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Old 11-14-2019, 03:59 AM   #61
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petition to start a netphoria secret santa

 
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Old 11-14-2019, 07:13 AM   #62
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I was seeing advent calendars and Christmas decorations in supermarkets before Halloween.

The countdown has already begun.

 
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Old 11-14-2019, 08:34 AM   #63
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Old 11-14-2019, 10:21 AM   #64
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You can tell this bear has eaten from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, because he's ashamed of his nakedness

I'm guessing that after Adam and Eve were driven out, G-d considered moving forward with War-Bear People before they fucked up in exactly the same way and were themselves expunged

 
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Old 11-14-2019, 10:43 AM   #65
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:01 AM   #66
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You can tell this bear has eaten from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, because he's ashamed of his nakedness

I'm guessing that after Adam and Eve were driven out, G-d considered moving forward with War-Bear People before they fucked up in exactly the same way and were themselves expunged
To the bear He said: “I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; In pain you shall bring forth children and their skins shalls be made into rugs by men, And they shall rule over you.”

 
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:02 AM   #67
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FORTY-ONE FUCKING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

 
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:03 AM   #68
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Where's the Hanukkah thread??

 
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:11 AM   #69
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:20 AM   #70
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Where's the Hanukkah thread??
HELL YEAH I LOVE YOUR ENERGY BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS HANUKKAH?

 
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:29 AM   #71
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I went out of my way to make a Christmas image for you and I see you have not yet made it your board avatar. This just might be grounds for... I don't know... nemesis-hood
That abomination is as hideous as it is inappropriately sized. You expect me to resize it? You didn't make me a Christmas image. You made me a goddamned chore. FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT MAROLA CAUSE I'M NOT HAVING IT

 
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:30 AM   #72
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I'm about to put every single one of you on ignore so I can enjoy my thread in peace

 
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Old 11-14-2019, 11:59 AM   #73
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apologies about the size, how's this one?


 
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Old 11-14-2019, 06:13 PM   #74
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Old 11-15-2019, 11:08 AM   #75
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This message is hidden because Netphoria is on your ignore list.

 
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Old 11-15-2019, 11:09 AM   #76
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FORTY DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

 
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Old 11-15-2019, 11:30 AM   #77
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Tayleure, please.

 
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Old 11-16-2019, 10:25 AM   #78
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THIRTY-NINE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

 
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Old 11-16-2019, 10:29 AM   #79
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Topleybird:

Who do you think you are? I've heard of a catdog but a catbird? Am I supposed to imagine a cat fucking a bird? A bird fucking a cat? Or some other crime against the natural order? Whatever the answer, it SICKENS me. And don't think your complicity in jj's crimes went unnoticed. Speaking of which, you could have seen (WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WAS) one of the best tours of the year. FOR LIKE TWELVE FUCKING DOLLARS. But you didn't. And why? Because you didn't have the right clothes/haircut? What kind of Elphenor grade bullshit is this??? And to make matters worse, I learn that on top of all this you're FUCKING O-BOARD SCUM??? MAY YOUR OWN SHAME HANG YOU. MAY YOUR BATHWATER AND YOUR SOUP BE FOREVER TEPID (YES THAT INCLUDES CHILLED SOUPS [YES I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SORDID LOVE AFFAIR WITH GAZPACHO YOU TWISTED FUCKING DEGENERATE]). MAY YOUR INTERNET VIDEOS BE FOREVER BUFFERING. MAY ALL OF YOUR ASSORTED CHOCOLATES BE COCONUT AND ALL OF YOUR SP BE POST-2007. MAY YOUR CATS RUB THEIR ANUSES ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU SLEEP AND MAY THEY NEVER DIE. MAY YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR LOVED ONES GROW DEEPER AND MORE MEANINGFUL WITH EACH PASSING DAY. MAY YOU ONE DAY WRITE AND ILLUSTRATE THAT CHILDREN'S BOOK AND HAVE IT PUBLISHED. MAY IT BE A ROUSING SUCCESS AND MAY IT INSPIRE FUTURE GENERATIONS TO BE AS GENUINELY KIND AND FUNNY AS YOU ARE YOU DELIGHTFUL FUCKING PRICK

 
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Old 11-16-2019, 10:31 AM   #80
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WHO'S A TOTAL MESS NOW MARTINA?

 
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Old 11-16-2019, 03:27 PM   #81
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Old 11-17-2019, 11:42 AM   #82
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Next time I've got a spare forty-five minutes I feel like tossing in the trash I'll definitely watch that

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 11:42 AM   #83
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THIRTY-EIGHT DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

 
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Old 11-17-2019, 12:38 PM   #84
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Cursed video thread?

 
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Old 11-18-2019, 01:34 PM   #85
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THIRTY-SEVEN DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

 
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:01 PM   #86
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Old 11-18-2019, 02:03 PM   #87
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damn that's the hardest post stumble i've seen since thedeadofnight made the public statement "clicks cluckett haha and then the hole thign with the right to design and fortunate to even respond with the letter"

 
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Old 11-18-2019, 04:24 PM   #88
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IMO, if Garfield could learn the true meaning of Christmas, Grumpy Cat should have managed during her brief time on earth (rest in piss, forever our angle)


 
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Old 11-19-2019, 09:21 AM   #89
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