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11-14-2019, 03:59 AM | #61 |
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petition to start a netphoria secret santa
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11-14-2019, 07:13 AM | #62 |
Braindead
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I was seeing advent calendars and Christmas decorations in supermarkets before Halloween.
The countdown has already begun. |
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11-14-2019, 08:34 AM | #63 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-14-2019, 10:21 AM | #64 |
Janis Jopleybird
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You can tell this bear has eaten from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, because he's ashamed of his nakedness
I'm guessing that after Adam and Eve were driven out, G-d considered moving forward with War-Bear People before they fucked up in exactly the same way and were themselves expunged |
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11-14-2019, 10:43 AM | #65 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-14-2019, 11:01 AM | #66 | |
Minion of Satan
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11-14-2019, 11:02 AM | #67 |
Minion of Satan
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FORTY-ONE FUCKING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
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11-14-2019, 11:03 AM | #68 |
Braindead
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Where's the Hanukkah thread??
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11-14-2019, 11:11 AM | #69 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-14-2019, 11:20 AM | #70 |
Minion of Satan
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11-14-2019, 11:29 AM | #71 |
Minion of Satan
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That abomination is as hideous as it is inappropriately sized. You expect me to resize it? You didn't make me a Christmas image. You made me a goddamned chore. FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT MAROLA CAUSE I'M NOT HAVING IT
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11-14-2019, 11:30 AM | #72 |
Minion of Satan
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I'm about to put every single one of you on ignore so I can enjoy my thread in peace
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11-14-2019, 11:59 AM | #73 |
Socialphobic
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apologies about the size, how's this one?
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11-14-2019, 06:13 PM | #74 |
Janis Jopleybird
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11-15-2019, 11:08 AM | #75 |
Minion of Satan
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This message is hidden because Netphoria is on your ignore list.
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11-15-2019, 11:09 AM | #76 |
Minion of Satan
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FORTY DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
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11-15-2019, 11:30 AM | #77 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Tayleure, please.
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11-16-2019, 10:25 AM | #78 |
Minion of Satan
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THIRTY-NINE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
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11-16-2019, 10:29 AM | #79 |
Minion of Satan
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Topleybird:
Who do you think you are? I've heard of a catdog but a catbird? Am I supposed to imagine a cat fucking a bird? A bird fucking a cat? Or some other crime against the natural order? Whatever the answer, it SICKENS me. And don't think your complicity in jj's crimes went unnoticed. Speaking of which, you could have seen (WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WAS) one of the best tours of the year. FOR LIKE TWELVE FUCKING DOLLARS. But you didn't. And why? Because you didn't have the right clothes/haircut? What kind of Elphenor grade bullshit is this??? And to make matters worse, I learn that on top of all this you're FUCKING O-BOARD SCUM??? MAY YOUR OWN SHAME HANG YOU. MAY YOUR BATHWATER AND YOUR SOUP BE FOREVER TEPID (YES THAT INCLUDES CHILLED SOUPS [YES I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SORDID LOVE AFFAIR WITH GAZPACHO YOU TWISTED FUCKING DEGENERATE]). MAY YOUR INTERNET VIDEOS BE FOREVER BUFFERING. MAY ALL OF YOUR ASSORTED CHOCOLATES BE COCONUT AND ALL OF YOUR SP BE POST-2007. MAY YOUR CATS RUB THEIR ANUSES ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU SLEEP AND MAY THEY NEVER DIE. MAY YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR LOVED ONES GROW DEEPER AND MORE MEANINGFUL WITH EACH PASSING DAY. MAY YOU ONE DAY WRITE AND ILLUSTRATE THAT CHILDREN'S BOOK AND HAVE IT PUBLISHED. MAY IT BE A ROUSING SUCCESS AND MAY IT INSPIRE FUTURE GENERATIONS TO BE AS GENUINELY KIND AND FUNNY AS YOU ARE YOU DELIGHTFUL FUCKING PRICK |
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11-16-2019, 10:31 AM | #80 |
Minion of Satan
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WHO'S A TOTAL MESS NOW MARTINA?
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11-16-2019, 03:27 PM | #81 |
Janis Jopleybird
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11-17-2019, 11:42 AM | #82 |
Minion of Satan
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Next time I've got a spare forty-five minutes I feel like tossing in the trash I'll definitely watch that
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11-17-2019, 11:42 AM | #83 |
Minion of Satan
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THIRTY-EIGHT DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
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11-17-2019, 12:38 PM | #84 |
Minion of Satan
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11-18-2019, 01:34 PM | #85 |
Minion of Satan
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THIRTY-SEVEN DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS
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11-18-2019, 02:01 PM | #86 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-18-2019, 02:03 PM | #87 |
Socialphobic
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damn that's the hardest post stumble i've seen since thedeadofnight made the public statement "clicks cluckett haha and then the hole thign with the right to design and fortunate to even respond with the letter"
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11-18-2019, 04:24 PM | #88 |
Janis Jopleybird
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IMO, if Garfield could learn the true meaning of Christmas, Grumpy Cat should have managed during her brief time on earth (rest in piss, forever our angle)
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11-19-2019, 09:21 AM | #89 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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11-19-2019, 09:21 AM | #90 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
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