XRISTMAS XOUNTDOWN - Page 3

Ram27 · 11-14-2019, 03:59 AM

petition to start a netphoria secret santa

Shallowed · 11-14-2019, 07:13 AM

I was seeing advent calendars and Christmas decorations in supermarkets before Halloween.

The countdown has already begun.

FoolofaTook · 11-14-2019, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Shallowed

advent

topleybird · 11-14-2019, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

You can tell this bear has eaten from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, because he's ashamed of his nakedness

I'm guessing that after Adam and Eve were driven out, G-d considered moving forward with War-Bear People before they fucked up in exactly the same way and were themselves expunged

FoolofaTook · 11-14-2019, 10:43 AM

Alice · 11-14-2019, 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird

You can tell this bear has eaten from the tree of knowledge of good and evil, because he's ashamed of his nakedness

I'm guessing that after Adam and Eve were driven out, G-d considered moving forward with War-Bear People before they fucked up in exactly the same way and were themselves expunged

To the bear He said: “I will greatly multiply your sorrow and your conception; In pain you shall bring forth children and their skins shalls be made into rugs by men, And they shall rule over you.”

Alice · 11-14-2019, 11:02 AM

FORTY-ONE FUCKING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

ilikeplanets · 11-14-2019, 11:03 AM

Where's the Hanukkah thread??

FoolofaTook · 11-14-2019, 11:11 AM

Alice · 11-14-2019, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Where's the Hanukkah thread??

HELL YEAH I LOVE YOUR ENERGY BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS HANUKKAH?

Alice · 11-14-2019, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Mals Marola

I went out of my way to make a Christmas image for you and I see you have not yet made it your board avatar. This just might be grounds for... I don't know... nemesis-hood

That abomination is as hideous as it is inappropriately sized. You expect me to resize it? You didn't make me a Christmas image. You made me a goddamned chore. FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SHIT MAROLA CAUSE I'M NOT HAVING IT

Alice · 11-14-2019, 11:30 AM

I'm about to put every single one of you on ignore so I can enjoy my thread in peace

Mals Marola · 11-14-2019, 11:59 AM

apologies about the size, how's this one?

topleybird · 11-14-2019, 06:13 PM

Alice · 11-15-2019, 11:08 AM

This message is hidden because Netphoria is on your ignore list.

Alice · 11-15-2019, 11:09 AM

FORTY DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Cool As Ice Cream · 11-15-2019, 11:30 AM

Tayleure, please.

Alice · 11-16-2019, 10:25 AM

THIRTY-NINE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Alice · 11-16-2019, 10:29 AM

Topleybird:

Who do you think you are? I've heard of a catdog but a catbird? Am I supposed to imagine a cat fucking a bird? A bird fucking a cat? Or some other crime against the natural order? Whatever the answer, it SICKENS me. And don't think your complicity in jj's crimes went unnoticed. Speaking of which, you could have seen (WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WAS) one of the best tours of the year. FOR LIKE TWELVE FUCKING DOLLARS. But you didn't. And why? Because you didn't have the right clothes/haircut? What kind of Elphenor grade bullshit is this??? And to make matters worse, I learn that on top of all this you're FUCKING O-BOARD SCUM??? MAY YOUR OWN SHAME HANG YOU. MAY YOUR BATHWATER AND YOUR SOUP BE FOREVER TEPID (YES THAT INCLUDES CHILLED SOUPS [YES I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SORDID LOVE AFFAIR WITH GAZPACHO YOU TWISTED FUCKING DEGENERATE]). MAY YOUR INTERNET VIDEOS BE FOREVER BUFFERING. MAY ALL OF YOUR ASSORTED CHOCOLATES BE COCONUT AND ALL OF YOUR SP BE POST-2007. MAY YOUR CATS RUB THEIR ANUSES ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU SLEEP AND MAY THEY NEVER DIE. MAY YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR LOVED ONES GROW DEEPER AND MORE MEANINGFUL WITH EACH PASSING DAY. MAY YOU ONE DAY WRITE AND ILLUSTRATE THAT CHILDREN'S BOOK AND HAVE IT PUBLISHED. MAY IT BE A ROUSING SUCCESS AND MAY IT INSPIRE FUTURE GENERATIONS TO BE AS GENUINELY KIND AND FUNNY AS YOU ARE YOU DELIGHTFUL FUCKING PRICK

Alice · 11-16-2019, 10:31 AM

WHO'S A TOTAL MESS NOW MARTINA?

topleybird · 11-16-2019, 03:27 PM

Alice · 11-17-2019, 11:42 AM

Next time I've got a spare forty-five minutes I feel like tossing in the trash I'll definitely watch that

Alice · 11-17-2019, 11:42 AM

THIRTY-EIGHT DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

Run To Me · 11-17-2019, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by topleybird

Cursed video thread?

Alice · 11-18-2019, 01:34 PM

THIRTY-SEVEN DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

FoolofaTook · 11-18-2019, 02:01 PM

Mals Marola · 11-18-2019, 02:03 PM

damn that's the hardest post stumble i've seen since thedeadofnight made the public statement "clicks cluckett haha and then the hole thign with the right to design and fortunate to even respond with the letter"

topleybird · 11-18-2019, 04:24 PM

IMO, if Garfield could learn the true meaning of Christmas, Grumpy Cat should have managed during her brief time on earth (rest in piss, forever our angle)

FoolofaTook · 11-19-2019, 09:21 AM

FoolofaTook · 11-19-2019, 09:21 AM

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11-14-2019, 03:59 AM	#61
Ram27 who's jimmy Location: you know i pay a lot to cry to try to understand Posts: 8,298	petition to start a netphoria secret santa

11-14-2019, 07:13 AM	#62
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	I was seeing advent calendars and Christmas decorations in supermarkets before Halloween. The countdown has already begun.

11-14-2019, 10:43 AM	#65
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,702

11-14-2019, 11:02 AM	#67
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,923	FORTY-ONE FUCKING DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

11-14-2019, 11:03 AM	#68
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Where's the Hanukkah thread??

11-14-2019, 11:11 AM	#69
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,702

11-14-2019, 11:30 AM	#72
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,923	I'm about to put every single one of you on ignore so I can enjoy my thread in peace

11-14-2019, 11:59 AM	#73
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	apologies about the size, how's this one?

11-14-2019, 06:13 PM	#74
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533

11-15-2019, 11:08 AM	#75
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,923	This message is hidden because Netphoria is on your ignore list.

11-15-2019, 11:09 AM	#76
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,923	FORTY DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

11-15-2019, 11:30 AM	#77
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	Tayleure, please.

11-16-2019, 10:25 AM	#78
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,923	THIRTY-NINE DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

11-16-2019, 10:29 AM	#79
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,923	Topleybird: Who do you think you are? I've heard of a catdog but a catbird? Am I supposed to imagine a cat fucking a bird? A bird fucking a cat? Or some other crime against the natural order? Whatever the answer, it SICKENS me. And don't think your complicity in jj's crimes went unnoticed. Speaking of which, you could have seen (WHAT I CAN ONLY IMAGINE WAS) one of the best tours of the year. FOR LIKE TWELVE FUCKING DOLLARS. But you didn't. And why? Because you didn't have the right clothes/haircut? What kind of Elphenor grade bullshit is this??? And to make matters worse, I learn that on top of all this you're FUCKING O-BOARD SCUM??? MAY YOUR OWN SHAME HANG YOU. MAY YOUR BATHWATER AND YOUR SOUP BE FOREVER TEPID (YES THAT INCLUDES CHILLED SOUPS [YES I KNOW ABOUT YOUR SORDID LOVE AFFAIR WITH GAZPACHO YOU TWISTED FUCKING DEGENERATE]). MAY YOUR INTERNET VIDEOS BE FOREVER BUFFERING. MAY ALL OF YOUR ASSORTED CHOCOLATES BE COCONUT AND ALL OF YOUR SP BE POST-2007. MAY YOUR CATS RUB THEIR ANUSES ON YOUR FACE WHILE YOU SLEEP AND MAY THEY NEVER DIE. MAY YOUR RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR LOVED ONES GROW DEEPER AND MORE MEANINGFUL WITH EACH PASSING DAY. MAY YOU ONE DAY WRITE AND ILLUSTRATE THAT CHILDREN'S BOOK AND HAVE IT PUBLISHED. MAY IT BE A ROUSING SUCCESS AND MAY IT INSPIRE FUTURE GENERATIONS TO BE AS GENUINELY KIND AND FUNNY AS YOU ARE YOU DELIGHTFUL FUCKING PRICK

11-16-2019, 10:31 AM	#80
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,923	WHO'S A TOTAL MESS NOW MARTINA?

11-16-2019, 03:27 PM	#81
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533

11-17-2019, 11:42 AM	#82
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,923	Next time I've got a spare forty-five minutes I feel like tossing in the trash I'll definitely watch that

11-18-2019, 01:34 PM	#85
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,923	THIRTY-SEVEN DAYS UNTIL CHRISTMAS

11-18-2019, 02:01 PM	#86
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,702

11-18-2019, 02:03 PM	#87
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	damn that's the hardest post stumble i've seen since thedeadofnight made the public statement "clicks cluckett haha and then the hole thign with the right to design and fortunate to even respond with the letter"

11-18-2019, 04:24 PM	#88
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	IMO, if Garfield could learn the true meaning of Christmas, Grumpy Cat should have managed during her brief time on earth (rest in piss, forever our angle)

11-19-2019, 09:21 AM	#89
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,702