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09-03-2019, 10:04 PM | #4741 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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I think the stress of modern dating has finally broken my brain. I'm losing it
I just started a tinder convo with, "You are so beautiful it's literally stupid" |
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09-03-2019, 10:06 PM | #4742 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
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ok I followed it up with "I hope that isn't too forward"
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09-03-2019, 10:09 PM | #4743 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
Posts: 32,751
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oh my god what
"<3 that is a lovely thing to say and not at all too forward" |
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09-03-2019, 10:17 PM | #4744 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
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Meanwhile, I just had an awkward IRL interaction that stupid TV trope happens where a person is so attractive that you're at a loss for words and basically Blue Screen.
Gave her a boring compliment, correctly guessed that she's of Ukrainian ancestry, and then didn't know what to say, so I jokingly asked her mom for permission to get her number. |
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09-03-2019, 10:21 PM | #4745 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,874
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You know when two minutes later, all the things you should have said flood your mind? I give the suave version of me who only exists in my imagination full permission to kill the real me and assume my identity.
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09-03-2019, 10:22 PM | #4746 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,874
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Or if living my life is too much trouble for him, just killing me should be sufficient. Like I'd even notice if he didn't follow through.
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09-03-2019, 10:30 PM | #4747 | |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,874
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Quote:
It was pretty mellow. Didn't have any hallucinations or delusions, just kept on stimming and had colourful visual distortions. Didn't like how fast it made my heart beat, but everything else was fine. |
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09-03-2019, 11:13 PM | #4748 | |
BOTTLEG ILLEGAL
Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face
Posts: 32,800
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This is my favorite article about addiction. Also fuck AA (unless it works for you then great. but I think for a lot of people it's completely counter-productive and terrible)
https://www.orange-papers.org/orange-addmonst.html Quote:
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09-04-2019, 02:13 AM | #4749 | |
Braindead
Location: Ignore List
Posts: 17,229
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Quote:
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09-04-2019, 08:06 AM | #4750 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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09-04-2019, 09:22 AM | #4751 | |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
Posts: 6,569
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Quote:
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09-04-2019, 10:02 AM | #4752 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
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what do they call it when it happens two years later?
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09-04-2019, 11:37 AM | #4753 |
Janis Jopleybird
Location: Let me see you do the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop.
Posts: 6,569
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I dunno, anxiety? Costanza wit?
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09-04-2019, 11:58 AM | #4754 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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09-04-2019, 06:17 PM | #4755 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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09-04-2019, 06:28 PM | #4756 |
Minion of Satan
Location: Banned
Posts: 8,874
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"I like the heels on those shoes.
"Actually, I like the entire outfit." |
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09-04-2019, 09:22 PM | #4757 |
Braindead
Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS
Posts: 17,399
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09-04-2019, 10:32 PM | #4758 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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language is fluid
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09-05-2019, 11:06 AM | #4759 |
Braindead
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09-05-2019, 11:07 AM | #4760 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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Use them, you say?
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09-05-2019, 11:08 AM | #4761 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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your an idiot y
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09-05-2019, 12:13 PM | #4762 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: all over the Internet
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09-05-2019, 12:17 PM | #4763 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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The only time you ever address me or respond to me is to be a jerk.
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09-05-2019, 12:35 PM | #4764 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: Donald Trump of Netphoria
Posts: 37,218
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y s e m pos repped me.
my mind imploded and i am at peace forevermore with the universe. |
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09-05-2019, 11:09 PM | #4765 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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If ys
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09-05-2019, 11:41 PM | #4766 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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topley birb, as long as people give me neg rep for talking about rep, I will indiscriminately neg rep people for quoting fuzzy on the SP boards.
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09-06-2019, 12:12 AM | #4767 |
Socialphobic
Location: Your god damn living room
Posts: 10,000
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does that include fuzzy himself?
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09-06-2019, 12:24 AM | #4768 |
Just Hook it to My Veins!
Location: N3t4Euh Haus
Posts: 32,751
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fuzzy turned off his rep because he couldn't handle all the gay rhetoric we were directing at him
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09-06-2019, 01:58 AM | #4769 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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09-06-2019, 01:59 AM | #4770 |
Braindead
Posts: 18,608
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also I have to be at my desktop when I see it because rep basically can't be sent on moible because of this ancient website
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