How do you think you'll die and why

topleybird · 05-30-2019, 11:46 AM

Judging by the amount of close calls I've had, I'm likely going to fall in the shower and break my neck, or crack my skull open when no one else is home and slowly bleed out weeping in agony and fear

How do you think you're going to go out, what makes you think that, and heck, maybe how long do you think you have left

FoolofaTook · 05-30-2019, 12:13 PM

death from over-senescence.

duh.

duovamp · 05-30-2019, 12:26 PM

I’ll make it my business to die in a public place due to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Don’t try and stop me.

smashingjj · 05-30-2019, 12:29 PM

I'm immortal.

duovamp · 05-30-2019, 12:30 PM

Fuck.

smashingjj · 05-30-2019, 12:30 PM

I have inside the blood of kings.
I have no rivals.
No man shall be my equal.

Mals Marola · 05-30-2019, 12:35 PM

suicide or murder

because those are just the dice that have been rolled, my dudes

Alice · 05-30-2019, 12:43 PM

THE DIE IS CAST

duovamp · 05-30-2019, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mals Marola

suicide or murder

because those are just the dice that have been rolled, my dudes

It’s always good to know you have a way out.

Alice · 08:23 PM

Definitely a car crash. Because I've been in several, including one this year, and more than one of them could easily have killed me

topleybird · 05-30-2019, 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

I’ll make it my business to die in a public place due to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Don’t try and stop me.

Ah, "The Mulder," excellent

topleybird · 05-30-2019, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler

Definitely a car crash. Because I've been in several, including one this year, and more than one of them could easily have killed me.

I think I read about your most recent one, jeeeeeeeeeeez louise that sounded scary

Be safe out there

Alice · 05-30-2019, 12:53 PM

I'll be moving to a city with good public transit soon and forgoing car ownership. Assuming I survive the next 6-8 months of driving among meth addicts and alcoholics, my hope is that this decision will extend my life somewhat

ilikeplanets · 05-30-2019, 03:55 PM

probably some sudden worsening of a long term health problem that i develop in 2-3 decades. yuck.

Disco King · 05-30-2019, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler

Definitely a car crash. Because I've been in several, including one this year, and more than one of them could easily have killed me.

Sounds more to me like you've got a natural resistance to dying in car crashes. It will probably be ALS.

reprise85 · 05-31-2019, 12:31 AM

probably cancer
possibly heart attack or suicide

Run To Me · 05-31-2019, 01:24 AM

The devil will probably get me somehow

Like take over my hands and steer me off the commuting strip and into the treetops, the cool dim gully below

This belief is b/c they told me, as a child, that there is a devil and that he likes it when i masturbate

Still jacking today, away

So 2 + 2 = basically the devil’s had me since forever, just a matter of time before he cashes in

duovamp · 05-31-2019, 07:27 AM

Masturbating while driving is the number 1 cause of death in Salt Lake City.

MyOneAndOnly · 05-31-2019, 07:28 AM

I'll probably be murdered by a conservative transphobe

Cause that's how trans women die

FoolofaTook · 05-31-2019, 07:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by duovamp

Masturbating while driving is the number 1 cause of death in Salt Lake City.

Mals Marola · 05-31-2019, 08:00 AM

why resort to your old avatar when your current would be perfectly suitable?

topleybird · 05-31-2019, 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Like take over my hands and steer me off the commuting strip and into the treetops, the cool dim gully below

Very Faulknerian

topleybird · 05-31-2019, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

I'll probably be murdered by a conservative transphobe

I know I started a thread about dying and cancer and stuff but man, this really makes me sad and I'm sorry the world is such shit

People love you

hnibos · 05-31-2019, 02:46 PM

Suicide - Gun

Disco King · 05-31-2019, 06:07 PM

As a child, I once had the neighbourhood wizard who worships a sock-puppet idol in his basement foretell how I would die.

Shallowed · 05-31-2019, 08:36 PM

Probably suicide after seizing upon a moment of impulsiveness

Shallowed · 05-31-2019, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

I'll probably be murdered by a conservative transphobe

Cause that's how trans women die

Not if you murder them first!

yo soy el mejor · 06-01-2019, 05:28 PM

i dunno. but i dreamed once i would die in november of 2037, so i think i will stay inside that month unless i'm depressed or something.

Run To Me · 06-01-2019, 09:05 PM

A ouija spirit told me i would die at 72

Sounds about right, probably

reprise85 · 06-01-2019, 09:08 PM

oh i forgot, probably liver disease. i have Nonalcoholic Steatohepatitis aka your liver looks like absolute shit even though you're not an alcoholic and it's more common in fat people but we're not really sure why you have it

but since they cured Hep C maybe NASH will get some funding

btw is it wide known that most forms of Hepatitis C can be cured now?

05-30-2019, 11:46 AM	#1
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	How do you think you'll die and why Judging by the amount of close calls I've had, I'm likely going to fall in the shower and break my neck, or crack my skull open when no one else is home and slowly bleed out weeping in agony and fear How do you think you're going to go out, what makes you think that, and heck, maybe how long do you think you have left

05-30-2019, 12:49 PM	#10
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,918	Definitely a car crash. Because I've been in several, including one this year, and more than one of them could easily have killed me Last edited by Alice : 06-01-2019 at 08:23 PM.

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05-30-2019, 12:13 PM	#2
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	death from over-senescence. duh.

05-30-2019, 12:26 PM	#3
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	I’ll make it my business to die in a public place due to auto-erotic asphyxiation. Don’t try and stop me.

05-30-2019, 12:29 PM	#4
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	I'm immortal.

05-30-2019, 12:30 PM	#5
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Fuck.

05-30-2019, 12:35 PM	#7
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	suicide or murder because those are just the dice that have been rolled, my dudes

05-30-2019, 12:43 PM	#8
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,918	THE DIE IS CAST

05-30-2019, 12:53 PM	#13
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,918	I'll be moving to a city with good public transit soon and forgoing car ownership. Assuming I survive the next 6-8 months of driving among meth addicts and alcoholics, my hope is that this decision will extend my life somewhat

05-30-2019, 03:55 PM	#14
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	probably some sudden worsening of a long term health problem that i develop in 2-3 decades. yuck.

05-31-2019, 12:31 AM	#16
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	probably cancer possibly heart attack or suicide

05-31-2019, 01:24 AM	#17
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	The devil will probably get me somehow Like take over my hands and steer me off the commuting strip and into the treetops, the cool dim gully below This belief is b/c they told me, as a child, that there is a devil and that he likes it when i masturbate Still jacking today, away So 2 + 2 = basically the devil’s had me since forever, just a matter of time before he cashes in

05-31-2019, 07:27 AM	#18
duovamp Brazilian Blouselord Location: heavy metal pool party Posts: 35,674	Masturbating while driving is the number 1 cause of death in Salt Lake City.

05-31-2019, 07:28 AM	#19
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,952	I'll probably be murdered by a conservative transphobe Cause that's how trans women die

05-31-2019, 08:00 AM	#21
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	why resort to your old avatar when your current would be perfectly suitable?

05-31-2019, 02:46 PM	#24
hnibos Braindead Location: I was just reading, right? Posts: 15,020	Suicide - Gun

05-31-2019, 06:07 PM	#25
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	As a child, I once had the neighbourhood wizard who worships a sock-puppet idol in his basement foretell how I would die.

05-31-2019, 08:36 PM	#26
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	Probably suicide after seizing upon a moment of impulsiveness

06-01-2019, 05:28 PM	#28
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	i dunno. but i dreamed once i would die in november of 2037, so i think i will stay inside that month unless i'm depressed or something.

06-01-2019, 09:05 PM	#29
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	A ouija spirit told me i would die at 72 Sounds about right, probably

06-01-2019, 09:08 PM	#30
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	oh i forgot, probably liver disease. i have Nonalcoholic Steatohepatitis aka your liver looks like absolute shit even though you're not an alcoholic and it's more common in fat people but we're not really sure why you have it but since they cured Hep C maybe NASH will get some funding btw is it wide known that most forms of Hepatitis C can be cured now?