This jogger who killed the baby mountain lion with his bare hands....

[Run To Me]

So it’s cool he didn’t get eaten by a mt lion, i guess

But like, he chose to go running thru what amounts to this animals house, at a time authorities had posted warnings about mt lion activity. He was like “nah f that, this my favorite trail, im strong/brave plus gotta run gotta get that joggers high!!!!”

So this animal (which was apparently a baby abandoned by its mother, they’ve discovered) sees the dude and has its instincts triggered and attacks him

And he brutally strangled it with his bare hands and the press is all “gosh what a hero! Can u believe this man! What a champion!”

But i feel the story is actually rather sad, isn’t it? And emblematic of man’s inability to see the world as anything but a big playground for man to do whatever the f man wanna do at any given moment?

Maybe next time stay home when there’s mt lion warnings, and no one will have to die

[FoolofaTook]

maybe next time the cub's mom is chilling behind a rock and swipes that fucker's face off

[smashingjj]

jesus christ

[smashingjj]

how many of these are even left? the fuck was he doing in a place those animals live?

nuke ppl

[topleybird]

As a friend to all animals, I have sometimes thought about what I would do if one attacked me, and honestly I don't think I could in good conscience kill it even to save my life

Happy to give out bops on the nose left and right, though, just savage bops

This dumb prick might as well have fallen into the lion cage at the zoo and I think PETA should do the sane thing for once and splash his house and person with red paint for the rest of his life

[buzzard]

It'll be chilling with Cecil and Harambe in Heaven.

[ilikeplanets]

this is why people need to stay inside and not in the woods, mountains, deserts, oceans, outer space, or anywhere. fuck the adventurous spirit, look what happens.

[Run To Me]

[buzzard]

Why does his jacket have thumb holes like an emo high school student's sweater?

[buzzard]

P.S. I like how he needed to unsaddle a thumb to stretch the lion out just right.

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

this is why people need to stay inside and not in the woods, mountains, deserts, oceans, outer space, or anywhere. fuck the adventurous spirit, look what happens.

this is why there are far too many humans and why we're the reason of the current wave of mass extinction among all living creatures that aren't human.

[cork_soaker]

'bout ye big

-the guy

[cork_soaker]

To be silent; to be alone. All the being and the doing, expansive, glittering, vocal, evaporated; and one shrunk, with a sense of solemnity, to being oneself, a wedge-shaped core of darkness, something invisible to others.

-virginia woolf

[FoolofaTook]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction

[ilikeplanets]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

this is why there are far too many humans and why we're the reason of the current wave of mass extinction among all living creatures that aren't human.

The Earth and its inhabitants were doomed from the start. Ride that wave hard while you can, space monkey!

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holocene_extinction

So did anyone figure out yet what we’re sposed to be doing so we don’t kill everything ever?

Did i vote wrong, a couple times, even? Lookin for guidance in the face of these staggering facts

[Run To Me]

Is it b/c im neoliberal, still? Or something? Somehow i know this is all my fault

[ilikeplanets]

You should pray harder

[buzzard]

Don't forget about the thoughts!

[ilikeplanets]

Yes, always think harder. In fact, that might actually work!

[Run To Me]

Oh, i thought buzz meant like, my thoughts are to blame, too

That would make perfect sense, always knew my thoughts were no good. Gotta think better thoughts, stop thinking less than 10/10 thoughts

Heal the world by start with your mind whispies etc

[smashingjj]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

So did anyone figure out yet what we’re sposed to be doing so we don’t kill everything ever?

Did i vote wrong, a couple times, even? Lookin for guidance in the face of these staggering facts

PayPal me some money and i'll save a couple species

[redbreegull]

Cougars are actually not endangered at all. If you go hiking in many places in the western US you will see signs warning you not to hike alone because of cougars

[ilikeplanets]

it'd be much harder to strangle a right whale with you bare hands, even a calf

[slunken]

Originally Posted by topleybird

As a friend to all animals, I have sometimes thought about what I would do if one attacked me, and honestly I don't think I could in good conscience kill it even to save my life

Are you cognitively impaired?

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

it'd be much harder to strangle a right whale with you bare hands, even a calf

If anyone could do it though , it’d be this super fit Colorado jogger WHAT A HERO WHAT FEAT!!!

[ilikeplanets]

Make Oceans Great Again

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by smashingjj

nuke ppl

give me the red button i'll press it

[teh b0lly!!1]

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

To be silent; to be alone. All the being and the doing, expansive, glittering, vocal, evaporated; and one shrunk, with a sense of solemnity, to being oneself, a wedge-shaped core of darkness, something invisible to others.

-virginia woolf

i don't really know what t'hell you're talking about but it was a puma, asshole

[LaBelle]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

man’s inability to see the world as anything but a big playground for man to do whatever the f man wanna do at any given moment?

heh