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Lot of prep goes into making my daily rounds
Tranquilizers, stun guns, anti psychotic meds Always escorted by several fully armed guards |
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Minion of Satan
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drug me up, daddy
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I have a really long file on a woman in her mid 30s whose name I can’t pronounce. Most of consists of binge drinking, bullying and using her body to get what she wants. One of my most challenging patients
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I have a Canadian patient who collects strange outdated memorabilia. Not like the female at all. Very mellow and docile and easy to deal with. Don’t need any tranquilizers with him at all
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He almost seems too subdued. I might have to perform an IQ test on him
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Sometimes I wonder about the wellness of our doctor, he's currently going around calling himself "Baby Fingers" all the while making thinly-veiled jabs at the patients
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I have 2 Jewish patients one male and one female that I sometimes need straight jackets for. They have formed a close bond because of their heritage. They eat together a lot. Sometimes she feeds him
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Proving to a woman that you haven't got baby fingers sounds like a fun game, doesn't it?
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Minion of Satan
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so is deciding who you'd rather be on the other side of a psychiatric appointment with: Hannibal Lecter or "Baby Fingers"
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Yes mals I too wonder why I would name myself that in thread title. Seems odd. Also do in patients make rounds?
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Minion of Satan
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that's all
is, babyin-patients & ARSEholes |
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and one kimono who feigns confidence and dreams of being respected some day ;_; iz actually v sad...or at least has that potential
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Doctor, please. I thought we were going to keep my issues confidential!
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if you're going to bring snacks, kimani, you better have enough for the whole class!
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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you know what they say about baby fingers
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Minion of Satan
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certain other things are... shorter?
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This almost reads like Rain Man doesn’t it? Fuzzy is the Rain Man of Netphoria
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Just Hook it to My Veins!
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Minion of Satan
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The more bro-dude version of Catherine Wheel
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Minion of Satan
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are you telling me there's been a Fuzzy Rose Typology I could have been condoning this whole time?
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Through Silver In Buds
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not a great bedside manner imo
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that person
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Minion of Satan
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YouWillRespectMyAuthority.jpg
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so insecure. so transparent. so kimani.
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so
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It’s not about being insecure. There’s time and place for everything. Jesus you’re not too far from Christina Ricci in black snake moan. Just chill out. Find something to rub up against or something
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![]() Last edited by smashingjj : 02-24-2019 at 01:43 PM. |
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that person
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