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Old 02-22-2019, 12:54 PM   #1
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Default Baby Fingers makes his rounds as inpatient

Lot of prep goes into making my daily rounds

Tranquilizers, stun guns, anti psychotic meds
Always escorted by several fully armed guards

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 01:02 PM   #2
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Old 02-22-2019, 01:15 PM   #3
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I have a really long file on a woman in her mid 30s whose name I can’t pronounce. Most of consists of binge drinking, bullying and using her body to get what she wants. One of my most challenging patients

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 01:22 PM   #4
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I have a Canadian patient who collects strange outdated memorabilia. Not like the female at all. Very mellow and docile and easy to deal with. Don’t need any tranquilizers with him at all

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 01:35 PM   #5
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He almost seems too subdued. I might have to perform an IQ test on him

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 01:43 PM   #6
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Sometimes I wonder about the wellness of our doctor, he's currently going around calling himself "Baby Fingers" all the while making thinly-veiled jabs at the patients

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 02:06 PM   #7
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I have 2 Jewish patients one male and one female that I sometimes need straight jackets for. They have formed a close bond because of their heritage. They eat together a lot. Sometimes she feeds him

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 02:12 PM   #8
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Proving to a woman that you haven't got baby fingers sounds like a fun game, doesn't it?
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Old 02-22-2019, 02:15 PM   #9
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so is deciding who you'd rather be on the other side of a psychiatric appointment with: Hannibal Lecter or "Baby Fingers"

 
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Yes mals I too wonder why I would name myself that in thread title. Seems odd. Also do in patients make rounds?

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 02:28 PM   #11
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that's all is, baby

in-patients & ARSEholes

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 02:31 PM   #12
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and one kimono who feigns confidence and dreams of being respected some day ;_; iz actually v sad...or at least has that potential

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 04:27 PM   #13
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I have a really long file on a woman in her mid 30s whose name I can’t pronounce. Most of consists of binge drinking, bullying and using her body to get what she wants. One of my most challenging patients
Doctor, please. I thought we were going to keep my issues confidential!

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 05:03 PM   #14
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if you're going to bring snacks, kimani, you better have enough for the whole class!

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 05:07 PM   #15
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you know what they say about baby fingers

 
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certain other things are... shorter?

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:04 PM   #17
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I have a Canadian patient who collects strange outdated memorabilia. Not like the female at all. Very mellow and docile and easy to deal with. Don’t need any tranquilizers with him at all
This almost reads like Rain Man doesn’t it? Fuzzy is the Rain Man of Netphoria

 
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This almost reads like Rain Man doesn’t it? Fuzzy is the Rain Man of Netphoria
I guess he is an idiot savant. Just without the savant part.

 
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Old 02-22-2019, 11:27 PM   #20
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The more bro-dude version of Catherine Wheel

 
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Old 02-23-2019, 07:25 PM   #21
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are you telling me there's been a Fuzzy Rose Typology I could have been condoning this whole time?

 
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and one kimono who feigns confidence and dreams of being respected some day ;_; iz actually v sad...or at least has that potential
Don't derail my threads anymore. That is an order. This isn't appropriate place to talk about this and you know it.

 
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not a great bedside manner imo

 
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Old 02-24-2019, 05:52 AM   #24
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Old 02-24-2019, 09:17 AM   #26
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so insecure. so transparent. so kimani.

 
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Old 02-24-2019, 01:17 PM   #28
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It’s not about being insecure. There’s time and place for everything. Jesus you’re not too far from Christina Ricci in black snake moan. Just chill out. Find something to rub up against or something

 
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