What are you New Year's Resolutions?

FoolofaTook · 12-31-2018, 09:28 PM

1. Quit the Netphoria
2. Conquer the World

FoolofaTook · 12-31-2018, 09:34 PM

well, misspelling the title was a good start

IMBECILE SWINE!!!!

D. · 12-31-2018, 10:10 PM

I don't really have any that aren't gonna happen regardless if I make a resolution or not.

D. · 12-31-2018, 10:13 PM

Like, this summer we'll be moving back to KC, back in our house I'll get my old job back, and we'll continue living the pattern of life we're most comfortable with. Vacations once a year, etc.

I erased all debt this year, I don't have any car payment or anything like that, pretty free monetarily.

I would like to get the Note 9 phone because apparently it has enough storage where I can put all my digital music on it, which has been a dream since cell phones have existed.

ilikeplanets · 12-31-2018, 11:04 PM

I just try to be the best I can everyday, cuz what even is life

butthurt · 12-31-2018, 11:08 PM

1. Touch a monkey
2. Slap a rubber octopus
3. ???

vixnix · 01-01-2019, 02:20 AM

Coleslaw

bright_doom · 01-01-2019, 04:50 AM

1. Cut down on alcohol.
2. Cut down on morally unfulfilling stimuli.
3. Try to get over long lost best friends.
4. For the first time in 5 years, try to be a little more healthy.
5. Try to once again get those ugly muscle lumps.
6. Work on guitar/YouTube channel/other hobbies & interests.
7. Cut down on alcohol.
8. Cut down on alcohol.

smashingjj · 01-01-2019, 05:08 AM

More alcohol!

bright_doom · 01-01-2019, 05:09 AM

yes, for now

yo soy el mejor · 01-01-2019, 11:44 AM

my resolution is to be at peace with my alcohol consumption. these days i get more anxiety from thinking about alcohol than anything to do with its consumption. i even hid a wine bottle i brought home from a giving council meeting even though i announced i had brought the rest home and then drank it openly. when it was discovered later, i just looked like a little sneak. stupid habits.

Mals Marola · 01-01-2019, 03:08 PM

drink more peanut butter beer

bright_doom · 01-02-2019, 07:42 PM

Ok. I drank on new years day.

But I am determined to SLOWLY wean myself off by February.

bright_doom · 01-02-2019, 07:42 PM

smashingjj · 01-02-2019, 08:17 PM

My resolution is to be at peace with yo soy's alcohol consumption

FoolofaTook · 01-02-2019, 08:19 PM

3. Become a Netphorian Arch-Admin

ilikeplanets · 01-02-2019, 08:47 PM

Good luck with slow weaning. As someone who's quit literally every drug at one point or another, I find that method 100% ineffective. It's cold turkey or you aren't serious (unless the physical dependence is so severe that you need medical supervision). But everyone is different. I truly hope you all succeed!

ilikeplanets · 01-02-2019, 08:49 PM

Let me also say: beware of cross addiction. Happy New Years!

redbreegull · 01-02-2019, 08:57 PM

consuming less alcohol is a resolution I can get behind

ilikeplanets · 01-02-2019, 09:29 PM

Cheers!

bright_doom · 01-02-2019, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Good luck with slow weaning. As someone who's quit literally every drug at one point or another, I find that method 100% ineffective. It's cold turkey or you aren't serious (unless the physical dependence is so severe that you need medical supervision). But everyone is different. I truly hope you all succeed!

Oh hey thanks. I know it's a pathetic bullshit excuse but I have at least 5 events coming up in January where I know I'll drink. I just can't not. But as long as I only drink on those 5 particular days and as long as I don't over do it/ stick to beer etc, that will be a victory.

I don't think I want to quit drinking altogether (well I kind of do, but I know I won't) I just want to cut down significantly. It would be nice to spend my days off from work not hungover, lying on a couch, waiting for the day to end.

MyOneAndOnly · 01-02-2019, 10:38 PM

1. lose 5 pounds
2. brush teeth before bed
3. get new vagina

ilikeplanets · 01-02-2019, 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bright_doom

Oh hey thanks. I know it's a pathetic bullshit excuse but I have at least 5 events coming up in January where I know I'll drink. I just can't not. But as long as I only drink on those 5 particular days and as long as I don't over do it/ stick to beer etc, that will be a victory.

I don't think I want to quit drinking altogether (well I kind of do, but I know I won't) I just want to cut down significantly. It would be nice to spend my days off from work not hungover, lying on a couch, waiting for the day to end.

That seems like a reasonable level of drinking to me. I find it odd when people don't drink AT ALL, because there's usually a reason (either previous severe alcoholism or extreme religious beliefs). I like to keep it to a drink or two a month when I am feeling festive, and so far I've had no problems. If I could smoke marijuana that way I likely would, but I fall into the category of previous severe addict and have to completely abstain. You got this!

ilikeplanets · 01-02-2019, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyOneAndOnly

1. lose 5 pounds
2. brush teeth before bed
3. get new vagina

i could go for some new vagina too, nawmsayin

slunken · 01-04-2019, 06:01 PM

continued vigilance and discipline

slunken · 01-04-2019, 06:02 PM

(first strike, haste, flying)

Disco King · 01-04-2019, 06:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

i could go for some new vagina too, nawmsayin

That's racist

MyOneAndOnly · 01-05-2019, 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

i could go for some new vagina too, nawmsayin

redbreegull · 01-05-2019, 11:27 AM

I didn't actually make any resolutions, but this week I have eliminated drinking by myself. I drank on New Year's Eve with my friend, and I will probably have a few beers tonight when I go out, but I am really trying to put a stop to by myself lonely drinking. My sleep seems to be getting better already (today I woke up at 8 AM and felt rested... something I have not experienced in literally years...)

smashingjj · 01-05-2019, 02:58 PM

I'm not drinking this January. After that my health will be so good that I can take double the amount I usually had.

12-31-2018, 09:28 PM	#1
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12-31-2018, 09:34 PM	#2
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	well, misspelling the title was a good start IMBECILE SWINE!!!!

12-31-2018, 10:10 PM	#3
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	I don't really have any that aren't gonna happen regardless if I make a resolution or not.

12-31-2018, 10:13 PM	#4
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	Like, this summer we'll be moving back to KC, back in our house I'll get my old job back, and we'll continue living the pattern of life we're most comfortable with. Vacations once a year, etc. I erased all debt this year, I don't have any car payment or anything like that, pretty free monetarily. I would like to get the Note 9 phone because apparently it has enough storage where I can put all my digital music on it, which has been a dream since cell phones have existed.

12-31-2018, 11:04 PM	#5
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	I just try to be the best I can everyday, cuz what even is life

12-31-2018, 11:08 PM	#6
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,775	1. Touch a monkey 2. Slap a rubber octopus 3. ???

01-01-2019, 02:20 AM	#7
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035	Coleslaw

01-01-2019, 04:50 AM	#8
bright_doom Ownz Location: Machina Reissue HQ Posts: 930	1. Cut down on alcohol. 2. Cut down on morally unfulfilling stimuli. 3. Try to get over long lost best friends. 4. For the first time in 5 years, try to be a little more healthy. 5. Try to once again get those ugly muscle lumps. 6. Work on guitar/YouTube channel/other hobbies & interests. 7. Cut down on alcohol. 8. Cut down on alcohol.

01-01-2019, 05:08 AM	#9
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	More alcohol!

01-01-2019, 05:09 AM	#10
bright_doom Ownz Location: Machina Reissue HQ Posts: 930	yes, for now

01-01-2019, 11:44 AM	#11
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	my resolution is to be at peace with my alcohol consumption. these days i get more anxiety from thinking about alcohol than anything to do with its consumption. i even hid a wine bottle i brought home from a giving council meeting even though i announced i had brought the rest home and then drank it openly. when it was discovered later, i just looked like a little sneak. stupid habits.

01-01-2019, 03:08 PM	#12
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	drink more peanut butter beer

01-02-2019, 08:17 PM	#15
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	My resolution is to be at peace with yo soy's alcohol consumption

01-02-2019, 08:19 PM	#16
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	3. Become a Netphorian Arch-Admin

01-02-2019, 08:47 PM	#17
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Good luck with slow weaning. As someone who's quit literally every drug at one point or another, I find that method 100% ineffective. It's cold turkey or you aren't serious (unless the physical dependence is so severe that you need medical supervision). But everyone is different. I truly hope you all succeed!

01-02-2019, 08:49 PM	#18
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Let me also say: beware of cross addiction. Happy New Years!

01-02-2019, 08:57 PM	#19
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	consuming less alcohol is a resolution I can get behind

01-02-2019, 09:29 PM	#20
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Cheers!

01-02-2019, 10:38 PM	#22
MyOneAndOnly Shut the fuck up! Location: "Okay, white power feminist" - yo soy el mejor Posts: 21,955	1. lose 5 pounds 2. brush teeth before bed 3. get new vagina

01-04-2019, 06:01 PM	#25
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	continued vigilance and discipline

01-04-2019, 06:02 PM	#26
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	(first strike, haste, flying)

01-05-2019, 11:27 AM	#29
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I didn't actually make any resolutions, but this week I have eliminated drinking by myself. I drank on New Year's Eve with my friend, and I will probably have a few beers tonight when I go out, but I am really trying to put a stop to by myself lonely drinking. My sleep seems to be getting better already (today I woke up at 8 AM and felt rested... something I have not experienced in literally years...)

01-05-2019, 02:58 PM	#30
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	I'm not drinking this January. After that my health will be so good that I can take double the amount I usually had.