do you inspect the celery?

butthurt · 12-31-2018, 02:03 AM

LOL no of course you don't!

I never did. Fuck them fibrous veggies

Shallowed · 12-31-2018, 06:40 PM

nsfw

FlamingGlobes · 12-31-2018, 06:46 PM

D. · 12-31-2018, 10:16 PM

celery is okay with almond butter on it

but by itself, it has a slight funky smell to it - same with cauliflower

FlamingGlobes · 12-31-2018, 10:34 PM

Same with sperm.

FlamingGlobes · 12-31-2018, 10:35 PM

D. · 12-31-2018, 10:43 PM

love dat sperm

Disco King · 12-31-2018, 11:25 PM

With these quantities you're carrying, we can charge you with trafficking, buster. You're going to tell me all this is for personal use?

Disco King · 12-31-2018, 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

celery is okay with almond butter on it

but by itself, it has a slight funky smell to it - same with cauliflower

What the fuck, I love both celery and cauliflower plain.

This Christmas, I thought my sister's vegan boyfriend would be coming over, so I marinated and roasted an entire cauliflower. He didn't come over, but it was delicious nonetheless.

Disco King · 12-31-2018, 11:28 PM

Just the other day, I was thinking of how funny it'd be if somebody's favourite vegetable to juice were celery.

butthurt · 01-01-2019, 12:44 AM

stroke those stalks

ilikeplanets · 01-01-2019, 01:17 AM

don't bother looking, just shove it in

wHATcOLOR · 01-01-2019, 03:02 AM

it is the only common food i go out of my way to avoid, so deep is my hatred for it. ugh. disgusting and offensive. just awful

D. · 01-01-2019, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

What the fuck, I love both celery and cauliflower plain.

This Christmas, I thought my sister's vegan boyfriend would be coming over, so I marinated and roasted an entire cauliflower. He didn't come over, but it was delicious nonetheless.

That was nice of ya. Don't get me wrong, I like both, I just can't stand either of them by themselves; gotta be done up

redbreegull · 01-01-2019, 03:54 AM

cauliflower smells pungent when it is cut up. broccoli not so much

Disco King · 01-01-2019, 05:05 AM

I find cauliflower milder than broccoli. I can eat cauliflower raw, but broccoli, it's usually gotta be cooked, or else it feels too heavy and fibrous and tastes too strong.

yo soy el mejor · 01-01-2019, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Disco King

What the fuck, I love both celery and cauliflower plain.

This Christmas, I thought my sister's vegan boyfriend would be coming over, so I marinated and roasted an entire cauliflower. He didn't come over, but it was delicious nonetheless.

we made this recently:

a whole brined and roasted cauliflower. not sure if good for my thyroid, though.

btw, love raw celery dipped in bleu cheese or ranch.

Mals Marola · 01-01-2019, 03:11 PM

yeah if imma eat raw celery, imma need a cup of ranch to help that dry shit go down

sorry lovers, not my favorite fruit

redbreegull · 01-01-2019, 03:40 PM

Celery connoisseurs know that a shitty piece of celery will taste bitter, but a truly good piece of celery will taste delicious and sweet. No ranch needed

FoolofaTook · 01-01-2019, 03:42 PM

yeah straight celery is the shit. so crispy!

redbreegull · 01-01-2019, 03:46 PM

I was drunk last night and thought this thread was about broccoli

yo soy el mejor · 01-01-2019, 03:56 PM

nah even a "good piece of celery" "needs" ranch or bleu cheese. who wants to be a celery connoisseur? loool

FoolofaTook · 01-01-2019, 04:02 PM

i think i'm on the verge of having a normal convo with yo soy

what are the symptoms of sanguineous apoplectic stroke?

redbreegull · 01-01-2019, 04:08 PM

if you "need" ranch dressing on your vegetables, you're probably a fuckin child

redbreegull · 01-01-2019, 04:10 PM

ranch dressing SUCKS!!!

FoolofaTook · 01-01-2019, 04:25 PM

thanks for killing the mood rbg

FoolofaTook · 01-01-2019, 04:25 PM

and we we're just starting to get along...

sigh

Mals Marola · 01-01-2019, 06:02 PM

i only "need" ranch on carrots, celery, & certain other "hand tray" type vegetables

zucchini, cucumbers & whatnot is the shit i eat RAW

redbreegull · 01-01-2019, 06:12 PM

tbh I am not a big fan of ranch or any other fatty dressing. It kind of ruins fresh veggies for me. I'm all about vinaigrettes/oil-based dressings

Disco King · 01-01-2019, 06:19 PM

I like Caesar dressing on salads, but other than that one, yeah, I'm about those vinaigrettes.

Ranch is tolerable as a vegetable dip, but fuck people who use it as a salad dressing. And Thousand Island is the most profane and horrid shit ever put into a bottle. Quite possibly Satan's semen.

12-31-2018, 02:03 AM	#1
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,775	do you inspect the celery? LOL no of course you don't! I never did. Fuck them fibrous veggies

12-31-2018, 06:40 PM	#2
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	nsfw

12-31-2018, 06:46 PM	#3
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177

12-31-2018, 10:16 PM	#4
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	celery is okay with almond butter on it but by itself, it has a slight funky smell to it - same with cauliflower

12-31-2018, 10:34 PM	#5
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Same with sperm.

12-31-2018, 10:35 PM	#6
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177

12-31-2018, 10:43 PM	#7
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	love dat sperm

12-31-2018, 11:25 PM	#8
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	With these quantities you're carrying, we can charge you with trafficking, buster. You're going to tell me all this is for personal use?

12-31-2018, 11:28 PM	#10
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	Just the other day, I was thinking of how funny it'd be if somebody's favourite vegetable to juice were celery.

01-01-2019, 12:44 AM	#11
butthurt Apocalyptic Poster Location: on the internet Posts: 1,775	stroke those stalks

01-01-2019, 01:17 AM	#12
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	don't bother looking, just shove it in

01-01-2019, 03:02 AM	#13
wHATcOLOR THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!! Location: \|\| MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID ROCK!! Posts: 46,831	it is the only common food i go out of my way to avoid, so deep is my hatred for it. ugh. disgusting and offensive. just awful

01-01-2019, 03:54 AM	#15
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	cauliflower smells pungent when it is cut up. broccoli not so much

01-01-2019, 05:05 AM	#16
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	I find cauliflower milder than broccoli. I can eat cauliflower raw, but broccoli, it's usually gotta be cooked, or else it feels too heavy and fibrous and tastes too strong.

01-01-2019, 03:11 PM	#18
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	yeah if imma eat raw celery, imma need a cup of ranch to help that dry shit go down sorry lovers, not my favorite fruit

01-01-2019, 03:40 PM	#19
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	Celery connoisseurs know that a shitty piece of celery will taste bitter, but a truly good piece of celery will taste delicious and sweet. No ranch needed

01-01-2019, 03:42 PM	#20
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	yeah straight celery is the shit. so crispy!

01-01-2019, 03:46 PM	#21
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	I was drunk last night and thought this thread was about broccoli

01-01-2019, 03:56 PM	#22
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	nah even a "good piece of celery" "needs" ranch or bleu cheese. who wants to be a celery connoisseur? loool

01-01-2019, 04:02 PM	#23
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	i think i'm on the verge of having a normal convo with yo soy what are the symptoms of sanguineous apoplectic stroke?

01-01-2019, 04:08 PM	#24
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	if you "need" ranch dressing on your vegetables, you're probably a fuckin child

01-01-2019, 04:10 PM	#25
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	ranch dressing SUCKS!!!

01-01-2019, 04:25 PM	#26
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	thanks for killing the mood rbg

01-01-2019, 06:02 PM	#28
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	i only "need" ranch on carrots, celery, & certain other "hand tray" type vegetables zucchini, cucumbers & whatnot is the shit i eat RAW

01-01-2019, 06:12 PM	#29
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	tbh I am not a big fan of ranch or any other fatty dressing. It kind of ruins fresh veggies for me. I'm all about vinaigrettes/oil-based dressings

01-01-2019, 06:19 PM	#30
Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	I like Caesar dressing on salads, but other than that one, yeah, I'm about those vinaigrettes. Ranch is tolerable as a vegetable dip, but fuck people who use it as a salad dressing. And Thousand Island is the most profane and horrid shit ever put into a bottle. Quite possibly Satan's semen.