Merry fucking christmas!

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 05:06 AM

In this thread, FIGHT!!

Shallowed · 12-25-2018, 05:50 AM

Fuck you too, and a happy new year

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 07:05 AM

Go beg some more for instagram likes, incel!

FlamingGlobes · 12-25-2018, 10:02 AM

yo soy el mejor · 12-25-2018, 11:25 AM

timmy got a pork butt marinating for later to make pernil: https://www.saveur.com/article/Recip...-Pork-Shoulder

he used 20 cloves of garlic (this is splitting the recipe)

going to afternoon movie. v good so far

Run To Me · 12-25-2018, 11:33 AM

Mary fuckmas doggies

Mals Marola · 12-25-2018, 12:05 PM

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

timmy got a pork butt marinating for later to make pernil: https://www.saveur.com/article/Recip...-Pork-Shoulder

he used 20 cloves of garlic (this is splitting the recipe)

going to afternoon movie. v good so far

No one care, also go fuck yourself!

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Run To Me

Mary fuckmas doggies

I hope you die!

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Mals Marola

Enjoy AIDS!

ilikeplanets · 12-25-2018, 12:23 PM

Merry Christmas. My kid must have been pissed that Santa skipped our house cuz she was up every two hours last night. But I got a free 10 pound turkey, so I will be babysitting two things today. Cheers!

cork_soaker · 12-25-2018, 12:40 PM

hbd jfc

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Merry Christmas. My kid must have been pissed that Santa skipped our house cuz she was up every two hours last night. But I got a free 10 pound turkey, so I will be babysitting two things today. Cheers!

Amazing story, fuck you!

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by cork_soaker

hbd jfc

Whatever, eat shit and dye!

yo soy el mejor · 12-25-2018, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

No one care, also go fuck yourself!

wooow, you talk like a king. and no, you.

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

wooow, you talk like a king. and no, you.

Weuw, you schmalk like a schming, and schno, schmoo

pavementtune · 12-25-2018, 03:08 PM

Merry Christmas, smashingjj!

I'll provide my reply to whatever you might say next

AAAAY, KUTTEKOP!

FoolofaTook · 12-25-2018, 04:32 PM

FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK GOD FUCK BABY JESUS

FUCK

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by pavementtune

Merry Christmas, smashingjj!

I'll provide my reply to whatever you might say next

AAAAY, KUTTEKOP!

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ilikeplanets · 12-25-2018, 05:47 PM

5 1/2 hours into the turkey-making process. Still looking pretty raw. Shall I crank the heat up? My pie looks great though, cuz I make great pie. It's time to awaken the littlest planet from her nap, and our usual afternoon outing places are all closed. This means I will have to read the same 10 farm animal books over and over until bedtime, and I'm about done with "moooooo" and "baaaaaaa". I need Xmas magic. Love the holidaze.

ilikeplanets · 12-25-2018, 05:48 PM

Fight me about it!! I have some extra indoor aggression!!

smashingjj · 12-25-2018, 06:14 PM

I'm high now

yo soy el mejor · 12-25-2018, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by smashingjj

Weuw, you schmalk like a schming, and schno, schmoo

we're so sure!

yo soy el mejor · 12-25-2018, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

5 1/2 hours into the turkey-making process. Still looking pretty raw. Shall I crank the heat up? My pie looks great though, cuz I make great pie. It's time to awaken the littlest planet from her nap, and our usual afternoon outing places are all closed. This means I will have to read the same 10 farm animal books over and over until bedtime, and I'm about done with "moooooo" and "baaaaaaa". I need Xmas magic. Love the holidaze.

just read to her from a book you like. two birds, one stone.

ilikeplanets · 08:58 PM

i have tried but she has definite preferences and my style of books don't have enough pictures or textures to suit her tastes, sadly. and she's not one to quietly accept things she disapproves of. BUT the turkey was damn delicious and luckily we're playing more interactive games so i am able to give my barnyard impersonations a rest.

Raising a newborn feels like it will physically kill you some days, but a toddler is a special breed of emotional tyrant. Already dreading teenage years to come. Cheers!

ilikeplanets · 12-25-2018, 09:03 PM

All that being said, it would be literally impossible for me to love anyone more. So, did anyone do anything actually festive? I feel like I celebrated even though I didn't.

Run To Me · 12-25-2018, 09:08 PM

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Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

just read to her from a book you like. two birds, one stone.

Lol wat

Did you not catch she’s talking about a sub-child toddler infant? Planets gonna be mooing and baaing for some years to come

Run To Me · 12-25-2018, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

All that being said, it would be literally impossible for me to love anyone more. So, did anyone do anything actually festive? I feel like I celebrated even though I didn't.

Had familys over, ripped open gifts in orgiastic spree of consumerism (for the children), ate way too much bullshit, kept in-laws confused geriatric dog from eating the face of my dastardly toddler son, and then caught the flu

Now lion in bed moaning and dying and the dishes haven’t even been started

Happy Christmas to meeeeeeeeeee

FoolofaTook · 12-25-2018, 09:20 PM

didn't get to sneak in any microhits anywhere in there?

Run To Me · 12-25-2018, 09:54 PM

No i friekin burnt myself out over the weekend probably with too many microhits

Chose to give this day over to the Lord after all

12-25-2018, 05:06 AM	#1
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	Merry fucking christmas! In this thread, FIGHT!!

12-25-2018, 08:52 PM	#25
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	i have tried but she has definite preferences and my style of books don't have enough pictures or textures to suit her tastes, sadly. and she's not one to quietly accept things she disapproves of. BUT the turkey was damn delicious and luckily we're playing more interactive games so i am able to give my barnyard impersonations a rest. Raising a newborn feels like it will physically kill you some days, but a toddler is a special breed of emotional tyrant. Already dreading teenage years to come. Cheers! Last edited by ilikeplanets : 12-25-2018 at 08:58 PM.

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Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	Mary fuckmas doggies

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Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999

12-25-2018, 12:23 PM	#11
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Merry Christmas. My kid must have been pissed that Santa skipped our house cuz she was up every two hours last night. But I got a free 10 pound turkey, so I will be babysitting two things today. Cheers!

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cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,180	hbd jfc

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pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	Merry Christmas, smashingjj! I'll provide my reply to whatever you might say next AAAAY, KUTTEKOP!

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FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	FUCK CHRISTMAS FUCK GOD FUCK BABY JESUS FUCK

12-25-2018, 05:47 PM	#20
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	5 1/2 hours into the turkey-making process. Still looking pretty raw. Shall I crank the heat up? My pie looks great though, cuz I make great pie. It's time to awaken the littlest planet from her nap, and our usual afternoon outing places are all closed. This means I will have to read the same 10 farm animal books over and over until bedtime, and I'm about done with "moooooo" and "baaaaaaa". I need Xmas magic. Love the holidaze.

12-25-2018, 05:48 PM	#21
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Fight me about it!! I have some extra indoor aggression!!

12-25-2018, 06:14 PM	#22
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	I'm high now

12-25-2018, 09:03 PM	#26
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	All that being said, it would be literally impossible for me to love anyone more. So, did anyone do anything actually festive? I feel like I celebrated even though I didn't.

12-25-2018, 09:20 PM	#29
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	didn't get to sneak in any microhits anywhere in there?

12-25-2018, 09:54 PM	#30
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	No i friekin burnt myself out over the weekend probably with too many microhits Chose to give this day over to the Lord after all