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Old 11-24-2018, 03:06 PM   #3421
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she no care. don't flatter yourself.

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 03:50 PM   #3422
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There is something to be said for different people liking different things. Sometimes if someone is a bad kisser or is bad at sex, I wonder if maybe I just have a different preference than them... but then I also wonder if it's the result of no one correcting them if their technique is not good? Or if it's that some people are inherently less attuned to the physical and emotional responses in others?
I'm going with that last part. If someone is not noticing how much the other person is not enjoying it, and is unable/unwilling to tweak things to improve it.....they are bad.

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 05:16 PM   #3423
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i'm sure that chemistry between two partners plays in also…
i've had partners who thought i was a great lover, and others i'm sure probably thought i was so-so. probably the same ones which i thought were so-so.

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 05:34 PM   #3424
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I mean, she even checked her phone a couple times during it.
lololololololol

this shreds

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 05:39 PM   #3425
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maybe disassociating herself from you is her kink

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 05:40 PM   #3426
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stop kink shaming

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 05:40 PM   #3427
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stop all wars, while we're at it.

that's my stance.

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 06:37 PM   #3428
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My fetish is rejection

The more brutal the better

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 07:16 PM   #3429
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Old 11-24-2018, 07:58 PM   #3430
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I mean I'd be a bit embarrassed to buy hemorrhoid cream too

but with the roles reversed, I never thought twice about it when I was a cashier
i'm honestly a bit honored when someone brings something embarrassing to my line. like they trust me with a delicate matter. totally serious.

 
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Old 11-24-2018, 09:24 PM   #3431
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order in bulk online

you might even get a free XXX gift!

 
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Old 11-26-2018, 02:09 AM   #3432
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shallowed - how do you know when you're finished

disco king - no you didn't

ilikeplanets - ... (audience erupts)

elphenor - no you didn't

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 06:23 AM   #3433
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haha classic slunken

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 07:50 PM   #3434
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today a mental health professional recommended I get a medical marijuana card

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 08:10 PM   #3435
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shallowed - how do you know when you're finished

disco king - no you didn't

ilikeplanets - ... (audience erupts)

elphenor - no you didn't
I don't get it

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 08:15 PM   #3436
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today a mental health professional recommended I get a medical marijuana card
I only ever smoke weed socially and never alone, but I think I really need it tonight. I've never smoked in my mum's house, though.

Obviously, I'll go on the balcony if I do, but I also don't want to go outside, because then I'd have to change out of my pajamas.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 08:20 PM   #3437
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I've just felt a lot of pent up anxiety and frustration over the past few days. Too afraid to let myself be vulnerable with friends and divulge any of my insecurities for fear of judgement, and I've found that just venting on the internet like on here or on Reddit doesn't actually really do much to help, either. It's just that bottled, futile, impotent venom that I have swirling inside of me, that I can't do anything about. Hobbies don't help, because I can't focus on that shit when I'm upset. If I try, I just start to transfer my emotions to whatever activity in engaged in, and become frustrated and resentful with what I'm trying to do.

Despite all my rage I am still just a rat in a cage.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 08:35 PM   #3438
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Old 11-27-2018, 08:38 PM   #3439
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Well, I'm out of my pajamas.

Now googling "how to roll a joint."

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 08:39 PM   #3440
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oh no man. it's not that easy. better for you to smoke out of an apple or a bottle with foil or something.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 09:07 PM   #3441
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I have a roller, but I have to watch a YouTube tutorial to remember how to use it every time.

I still have to use tutorials to remember how to tie a necktie, too.

My next tutorial will be how to tie a noose.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 09:43 PM   #3442
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I matched with someone on Bumble who not only looks like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, but also has similar political views.

She said she saw me taking photos at a gig she went to, and wanted to say something at the time but didn't want to interrupt me. She also does photography.

She only lives about a twenty minute walk away, or a minute's drive. So we went to an avant garde music gig, walked back to my place, smoked weed in a hammock swing in a playground, then went back to my place to smoke more weed and fuck.

It's been a nice time.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 10:12 PM   #3443
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Nice, my fellow.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 10:13 PM   #3444
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I have a roller, but I have to watch a YouTube tutorial to remember how to use it every time.

I still have to use tutorials to remember how to tie a necktie, too.

My next tutorial will be how to tie a noose.
oh yeah i forgot about rollers. i used to have one. those are great. i never learned to hand roll.

necktie i figured out after doing it every morning for a year.

don't forget to make a noose for me too.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 10:25 PM   #3445
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I wanna learn to roll a joint. Of all the methods for smoking weed, I've come round to joints the most. They're surprisingly smooth, they suit social situations better for passing around, and it feels nice to just "nurse" them over time rather than huffing a whole bowl at once. I find them more satisfying as well.

Pipes are definitely my favourite for convenience and preparation, though. Maybe once I learn to roll a joint, I'll find more satisfaction in that, though.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 10:25 PM   #3446
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I rolled cigarettes on and off, so I'm a pretty good joint roller. I miss rolling...

I wish that weed was the best remedy for my anxiety. But it always made mine worse

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 10:28 PM   #3447
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yes that's right, conservative Christian mother of two, married to the father of her children for 12 years, vixnix, rolls a better joint than you

just let that sink in

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 10:32 PM   #3448
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I've reacted to most drugs way better since being on escitalopram, compared to before.

The only bad experience I've had so far (that wasn't primarily caused by excessive alcohol consumption) was when I had a couple of drinks of whiskey, some weed, and then nitrous oxide.

The NOS made me feel like my head was violently shaking or vibrating. I collapsed in my chair, trying to convince myself that this would be over soon, and said "wow, that nos really fucked me up" Someone else suggested I have another one, saying it would make me feel better. I was like, "yeah, I'll have some nos to take the edge off the first nos, great idea"

I think I actually did end up having another hit.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 10:34 PM   #3449
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yes that's right, conservative Christian mother of two, married to the father of her children for 12 years, vixnix, rolls a better joint than you

just let that sink in
The other night at a stoner metal/shoegaze show, I met a 51 year old mother of a 19 year old and a 14 year old, who was high on weed and MDMA. She told me, in a rather physical way, that she was there with her husband, that her lover was also in attendance, and that her husband didn't know that she was having an affair. She said the only people that knew this was herself, her lover, and me.

And now you guys know.

 
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Old 11-27-2018, 10:36 PM   #3450
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She kept telling me that she was here for a good time, not a long time.

 
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