Hanging out in a cop's house, AMA

D. · 11-20-2018, 02:59 PM

👮*♂️

smashingjj · 11-20-2018, 03:21 PM

does (s)he agree that ACAB?

FoolofaTook · 11-20-2018, 03:27 PM

all cats are bodacious?

FoolofaTook · 11-20-2018, 03:27 PM

all cops are bootylicious?

Mals Marola · 11-20-2018, 03:35 PM

All Corgans are Billys?

FoolofaTook · 11-20-2018, 03:42 PM

Ass Creams Are Cool

FoolofaTook · 11-20-2018, 03:42 PM

wait fuck no that one doesnt work

damn

Mals Marola · 11-20-2018, 03:45 PM

Hanging out in a cop's house, arrest my ass

Alice · 11-20-2018, 04:04 PM

Is the cop there? What's the decor situation like. Any music or film collections you can share some highlights from? Are you tempted to steal something small like a napkin so you can say that you stole from a cop once?

Alice · 11-20-2018, 04:07 PM

Are there candles in the bathroom? Is the refrigerator clean? Stocked? What about the pantry? Does this cop eat well?

FoolofaTook · 11-20-2018, 04:08 PM

hold on tyler their doing lines of blow

Alice · 11-20-2018, 04:08 PM

Typical

ilikeplanets · 11-20-2018, 05:06 PM

Are you ready for this jelly?

D. · 11-20-2018, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler

Is the cop there? What's the decor situation like. Any music or film collections you can share some highlights from? Are you tempted to steal something small like a napkin so you can say that you stole from a cop once?

Yeah, she's here. She's my daughter's best friend's mom. Only been on the force maybe a year or two?
Not much in the way of decor but the house is like, very lived-in wood floors creaky steps and that is my vibe. I want their house.
A couple bookshelves but relatively lame books (a hodgepodge of CS Lewis, more than a few Bibles, but then like some history stuff and random how to guides). Her husband came home with a stack of Half Price Books. They have like two cats and a dog.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tyler

Are there candles in the bathroom? Is the refrigerator clean? Stocked? What about the pantry? Does this cop eat well?

They have three bathrooms but one is almost outhouse sized. Some parts of the house are less lived in and therefore pretty messy. They have chickens in the backyard.

D. · 11-20-2018, 05:58 PM

We all played Monopoly and I picked her brain about her job. I asked about reporting a barking dog (the house we own has such a dog next door).

She's super skittish, it seems. Like, ALERT. She was on her phone a lot because she was trying to get a half shift tomorrow so she could see 21 Pilots with her kids.

D. · 11-20-2018, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

does (s)he agree that ACAB?

Fuck should have asked.

TuralyonW3 · 11-20-2018, 06:31 PM

Did u get head

topleybird · 11-20-2018, 06:39 PM

Can you reach her gun? Will you reach her gun?

FoolofaTook · 11-20-2018, 08:23 PM

they're smoking weed out of her gun

reprise85 · 11-20-2018, 08:58 PM

did you play her some goat rainbow songs? particularly bastards in blue?

hey i can't find them on youtube anymore. link pls?

reprise85 · 11-20-2018, 09:01 PM

oh i found jesus loves capitalism

where's the rest?

D. · 11-20-2018, 11:52 PM

I can't remember what happened to whichever of the Goat songs were on YouTube. I know some KC group video'd one of our songs - it was the same show we got cut short because the owner didn't like our anti cop songs.

EDIT: yeah it's the capitalism song ur talking about. I still have the videos from other shows somewhere on my external HDD.

I did use the audio from a bunch of videos (that we personally taped) for CD-Rs that we "sold" at what ended up being out last gig.

Shallowed · 11-20-2018, 11:58 PM

Why didn't you kill her?

D. · 11-21-2018, 10:55 PM

I'm a FRAUD

ilikeplanets · 11-21-2018, 11:22 PM

I don't think you're ready for this jelly

reprise85 · 11-22-2018, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D.

I can't remember what happened to whichever of the Goat songs were on YouTube. I know some KC group video'd one of our songs - it was the same show we got cut short because the owner didn't like our anti cop songs.

EDIT: yeah it's the capitalism song ur talking about. I still have the videos from other shows somewhere on my external HDD.

I did use the audio from a bunch of videos (that we personally taped) for CD-Rs that we "sold" at what ended up being out last gig.

ok, well if you ever get to 'em again i'd love a copy

yo soy el mejor · 11-24-2018, 06:43 PM

pero, why?

redbreegull · 11-24-2018, 07:01 PM

What was the most surprising object in her home?

FoolofaTook · 11-24-2018, 08:45 PM

water bong

yo soy el mejor · 11-24-2018, 09:22 PM

the only good cop is a dead cop

11-20-2018, 02:59 PM	#1
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11-20-2018, 03:21 PM	#2
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	does (s)he agree that ACAB?

11-20-2018, 03:27 PM	#3
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	all cats are bodacious?

11-20-2018, 03:35 PM	#5
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	All Corgans are Billys?

11-20-2018, 03:42 PM	#6
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Ass Creams Are Cool

11-20-2018, 03:45 PM	#8
Mals Marola Minion of Satan Location: Your god damn living room Posts: 9,999	Hanging out in a cop's house, arrest my ass

11-20-2018, 04:04 PM	#9
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,919	Is the cop there? What's the decor situation like. Any music or film collections you can share some highlights from? Are you tempted to steal something small like a napkin so you can say that you stole from a cop once?

11-20-2018, 04:07 PM	#10
Alice Minion of Satan Location: It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. Posts: 5,919	Are there candles in the bathroom? Is the refrigerator clean? Stocked? What about the pantry? Does this cop eat well?

11-20-2018, 04:08 PM	#11
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	hold on tyler their doing lines of blow

11-20-2018, 05:06 PM	#13
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Are you ready for this jelly?

11-20-2018, 05:58 PM	#15
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	We all played Monopoly and I picked her brain about her job. I asked about reporting a barking dog (the house we own has such a dog next door). She's super skittish, it seems. Like, ALERT. She was on her phone a lot because she was trying to get a half shift tomorrow so she could see 21 Pilots with her kids.

11-20-2018, 06:31 PM	#17
TuralyonW3 Immortal Posts: 25,567	Did u get head

11-20-2018, 06:39 PM	#18
topleybird Janis Jopleybird Location: Let me see the booty hop. And now make the booty stop. Now drop, and do the booty wop. Posts: 4,533	Can you reach her gun? Will you reach her gun?

11-20-2018, 08:23 PM	#19
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	they're smoking weed out of her gun

11-20-2018, 08:58 PM	#20
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	did you play her some goat rainbow songs? particularly bastards in blue? hey i can't find them on youtube anymore. link pls?

11-20-2018, 09:01 PM	#21
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	oh i found jesus loves capitalism where's the rest?

11-20-2018, 11:52 PM	#22
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	I can't remember what happened to whichever of the Goat songs were on YouTube. I know some KC group video'd one of our songs - it was the same show we got cut short because the owner didn't like our anti cop songs. EDIT: yeah it's the capitalism song ur talking about. I still have the videos from other shows somewhere on my external HDD. I did use the audio from a bunch of videos (that we personally taped) for CD-Rs that we "sold" at what ended up being out last gig.

11-20-2018, 11:58 PM	#23
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	Why didn't you kill her?

11-21-2018, 10:55 PM	#24
D. Consume my pants. Location: Missouri Posts: 36,063	I'm a FRAUD

11-21-2018, 11:22 PM	#25
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	I don't think you're ready for this jelly

11-24-2018, 06:43 PM	#27
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	pero, why?

11-24-2018, 07:01 PM	#28
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	What was the most surprising object in her home?

11-24-2018, 08:45 PM	#29
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	water bong

11-24-2018, 09:22 PM	#30
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	the only good cop is a dead cop