Chatted with a stranger (I do this often) and he presented me with a job opportunity

[D.]

Let's take a bet whether i'm gonna end up dead or someone else will end up dead.

[Shallowed]

Both

We all die

[FoolofaTook]

666 SATAN 666

[Run To Me]

That’s cool hour are the ours are we talking on this opportunity of yours that you describe

9/5s?
4/10s?
Graveyards?

[FoolofaTook]

damn i see i am not the only one drinking tonight

[Run To Me]

Fucken not even hi yet, it’s the ‘quil

Got a goddam fucken cold, man

[Run To Me]

Probably gonna vape up some indicas tho, see if it helps the pressures of my crushing sinuses

[Disco King]

This is gonna be some World Financial Group multi-level marketing shit.

[redbreegull]

next thing we know D is gonna be on an episode of 60 minutes about smuggling guns to south america or something

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by Run To Me

Probably gonna vape up some indicas tho, see if it helps the pressures of my crushing sinuses

dude dxm + weed = this shit was clean. tripping in parallel universes.

[butthurt]

Perhaps it's a live human "elf on a shelf" gig?

[FoolofaTook]

when i worked at the fair this cartel dude came up to me and offered me a job

i declined. i still have all my vital organs.

[Run To Me]

Originally Posted by FoolofaTook

dude dxm + weed = this shit was clean. tripping in parallel universes.

That’s the only explanation i can think of, yeah

Yeah, while it sux fux sneezin like a demon/coughin like a dog, i do enjoy the special hi from that tincture of thcs/dxm medicines as my head feels big and weird like a balloon floating wobbling thru cold/flu season

[Elvis The Fat Years]

Before you get dead please update your will and leave your red pants to me.

[Run To Me]

Nice, you remembered! That my pants are fucken red

[FoolofaTook]

quaff that nyquil and smoke those microhits and listen to lil wayne no ceilings like a BOSS

[Run To Me]

Is that track have the big beat

[FoolofaTook]

[D.]

Originally Posted by redbreegull

next thing we know D is gonna be on an episode of 60 minutes about smuggling guns to south america or something

QUOTE=butthurt;4481910]Perhaps it's a live human "elf on a shelf" gig?[/quote]
lmao

Originally Posted by Elvis The Fat Years

Before you get dead please update your will and leave your red pants to me.

i don't have them anymore. i bought those when i was a big boy. they got donated along with all the others when i lost all the weight. RIP IN PEACES

[D.]

Oh also i feel i should make clear that this was in line at a gas station

dude asked what one of my tattoos meant and that led to him asking what i do; when i said i was a househusband he asked if i do work on the side. i told him i'm down to catch a buck or two and he got my number because he works in some field that i don't remember now.

Originally Posted by Disco King

This is gonna be some World Financial Group multi-level marketing shit.

i subscribe to r/antimlm so i should be good about falling prey to any schemes

[RenewRevive]

Originally Posted by D.

i told him i'm down to catch a buck or two

Crikey D., I'd have thought you were touting for business, you street hustler

[D.]

Originally Posted by RenewRevive

Crikey D., I'd have thought you were touting for business, you street hustler

Gotta sell this ass while I got it. I'm 36 and not getting younger.

[Ihaguitar]

I've offered strange women job opportunities in the past and they've usually told me to fuck off.

[FoolofaTook]

Originally Posted by D.

Gotta sell this ass while I got it. I'm 36 and not getting younger.

do you accept food stamps?

[D.]

I PREFER food stamps.

[FoolofaTook]

[vixnix]

All sorts of job opportunities these days...exciting times

[D.]

that's my kinda job

[RenewRevive]

Originally Posted by vixnix

All sorts of job opportunities these days...exciting times

Seems reasonable, what could go wrong

No mention of a "fat evil dwarf" costume. Is this Texas? Sounds like someone wanting to legally shoot an "intruder".

[duovamp]