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Old 07-25-2003, 12:38 PM   #1
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Default My Card Came In The Mail Today: I Am Officially A Member Of The Ku Klux Klan!!!!!!!!

I JOINED THE REALM OF VIRGINIA CHAPTER OF THE MYSTIC KNIGHTS 0F THE KU KLUX KLAN LAST WEEK AT A RALLY IN SOUTHERN VIRGINIA. I JUST GOT MY CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY. AS A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE KKK I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE FINALLY HAS SOME PURPOSE. ANY OF YOU HERE WHO KNOW ME KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME. IF NOT JUST ASK AARON OR CHRIS BECAUSE THEY MAY NOT BE WHITE RACIALISTS LIKE ME BUT THEY NO HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME. MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION AND WHITE SUPREMACY IS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME. I THINK MY KNOWLEDGE OF ISSUES FACING YOUNG WHITE PEOPLE LIEK MYSELF TODAY WILL BE INCREASED EXPONENTIALLY WITH THIS MAJOR LIFE DECISION I HAVE JUST MADE. HATRED4LIFEBITCH!!!

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:40 PM   #2
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ATTN: Dave "Travis" Meeks

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:40 PM   #3
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marlon brando is funnier.

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:41 PM   #4
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no one is funny anymore.

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 12:41 PM   #5
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marlon brando is funnier.
MARLIN BRANDO IS A FUCKING GREASY GREASBALL, W.O.P., DAGO, GUINEAU BASTARD WHO DOESNT NO SHIT FROM SHINOLA WOMAN.

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:09 PM   #6
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no one is funny anymore.
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:15 PM   #7
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Default Re: My Card Came In The Mail Today: I Am Officially A Member Of The Ku Klux Klan!!!!!!!!

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I JOINED THE REALM OF VIRGINIA CHAPTER OF THE MYSTIC KNIGHTS 0F THE KU KLUX KLAN LAST WEEK AT A RALLY IN SOUTHERN VIRGINIA. I JUST GOT MY CARD IN THE MAIL TODAY. AS A CARD-CARRYING MEMBER OF THE KKK I FEEL LIKE MY LIFE FINALLY HAS SOME PURPOSE. ANY OF YOU HERE WHO KNOW ME KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME. IF NOT JUST ASK AARON OR CHRIS BECAUSE THEY MAY NOT BE WHITE RACIALISTS LIKE ME BUT THEY NO HOW MUCH IT MEANS TO ME. MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION AND WHITE SUPREMACY IS ALL THAT MATTERS TO ME. I THINK MY KNOWLEDGE OF ISSUES FACING YOUNG WHITE PEOPLE LIEK MYSELF TODAY WILL BE INCREASED EXPONENTIALLY WITH THIS MAJOR LIFE DECISION I HAVE JUST MADE. HATRED4LIFEBITCH!!!
nimrod?

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:27 PM   #8
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I grinned a few times, actually and let out a amused snort.

Note: All caps do not always equal teh funnie. Varry it up then go caps crazy at the end, makes more impact.

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:32 PM   #9
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You are no Julian, so stop trying to be.

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 01:33 PM   #10
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no one is funny anymore.
except for john stewart

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:13 PM   #11
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except for john stewart

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:21 PM   #12
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kevin you are such a fucking douche sometimes it's unbelievable. i just wanna say that you're my friend but sppunk is the one who told him of netphoria.

the sad thing is that he really does wanna join the klan but lacks the iniative to do it. he also wants to join NORML but lacks the iniative, which is pretty fucking funny.

 
Old 07-25-2003, 02:22 PM   #13
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LOL IMAGINE ACE OF ACES POSTING IN HIS OWN THREAD LOL

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:23 PM   #14
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[-|--------] <--- funny level :\

 
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Old 07-25-2003, 02:28 PM   #15
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LOL IMAGINE ACE OF ACES POSTING IN HIS OWN THREAD LOL
i know right. pretty fucking predictable.

 
Old 07-25-2003, 02:29 PM   #16
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Old 07-25-2003, 06:10 PM   #17
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Kevin, you're more fucked up than a nigger's flip-flop.

With that said, I hope a mob murders you and throw's you in the Alleghany.

 
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