Does anyone ever feel insecure that their penis is too small when not errect? - Page 3

FlamingGlobes · 05-16-2017, 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

we have posters who lie to fish for sympathy; you just told us something pretty restrained and sadly common (sad moms and such).

our mom's sound similar tho. except mine was a single mother of two children for a time and i suspect in hindsight she was depressed. one day i'll talk to her about our past, but for now we get along and our relationship isn't stained by alcoholism (mine) and tension. it's kinda, like, fuck it.

Yeah, time and age have played a big factor in me "forgiving" her, or at the very least, stop resenting her every waking minute and see her for what she truly is: flawed and human. I certainly wouldn't be able to raise three kids on my own, so credit where credit is due.

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-02-2018, 08:16 AM

pennis not errect!

FoolofaTook · 07-02-2018, 08:57 AM

ilikeplanets · 07-02-2018, 11:10 AM

i wasn't prepared for this today

LaBelle · 07-02-2018, 05:35 PM

Strapons are never not errect hunties.

FlamingGlobes · 07-02-2018, 05:40 PM

I wasn't prepared for the strapon today.

LaBelle · 07-02-2018, 05:43 PM

Yeah, that's bad. Strapons always should make their presence known.
You can't just be minding your own business and then BAM... there it is.

Shadaloo · 07-02-2018, 06:11 PM

what the shit

FlamingGlobes · 07-02-2018, 06:12 PM

WHOOMP

There it is.

FlamingGlobes · 07-02-2018, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shadaloo

what the shit

Exactly.

myosis · 07-02-2018, 07:57 PM

i wish the strapons would unerect they'd be easier to stack in the drawer

LaBelle · 07-02-2018, 10:29 PM

I mean, just remove the dildo from the harness.

Not that I would know anything about it, ofc.

yo soy el mejor · 07-02-2018, 11:26 PM

labelle, please don't talk like that. it makes me uncomfortable as a woman.

yo soy el mejor · 07-02-2018, 11:27 PM

it's very sexually aggressive and crude.

LaBelle · 07-02-2018, 11:46 PM

How unbecoming!

FoolofaTook · 07-03-2018, 05:47 AM

don't listen to y s e m.

keep talking.

FlamingGlobes · 07-03-2018, 06:10 AM

It's only sexually aggressive if one doesn't trim their fingernails first.

LaBelle · 07-03-2018, 07:35 AM

Life, uh, finds a way.

Cool As Ice Cream · 07-03-2018, 07:50 AM

i'm afraid of the dark
especially when i'm in a park

yo soy el mejor · 07-03-2018, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LaBelle

How unbecoming!

you're being very creepy and taking advantage of a culture that pretty much brainwashes women into thinking their only value lies in talking about penis on the internet

FlamingGlobes · 07-03-2018, 08:17 AM

Check out the life of the party over here!

LaBelle · 07-03-2018, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yo soy el mejor

you're being very creepy and taking advantage of a culture that pretty much brainwashes women into thinking their only value lies in talking about penis on the internet

lol sure

FlamingGlobes · 07-03-2018, 08:35 AM

Please only stick to topics approved by *******

Mooney · 07-03-2018, 08:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ohnoitsbonnie

I have 7 penises to compare it to

Bonnie has 7 penises and none of them are fake.

FoolofaTook · 07-03-2018, 09:00 AM

rip bonnie

LaBelle · 07-03-2018, 09:12 AM

Either way strapons are overrated, the satisfyer pro is where it's at.

Mooney · 07-03-2018, 10:13 AM

Could I use it to milk my prostate?

LaBelle · 07-03-2018, 11:01 AM

I think you're better off just getting milk at the store.
But you can do whatever brings you joy.

FoolofaTook · 07-03-2018, 11:48 AM

man milk

LOL

yo soy el mejor · 11:59 AM

It's incredibly difficult to articulate this without coming across as being prudish, prejudiced or making broad generalizations.

07-03-2018, 11:53 AM	#90
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	It's incredibly difficult to articulate this without coming across as being prudish, prejudiced or making broad generalizations. Last edited by yo soy el mejor : 07-03-2018 at 11:59 AM.

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07-02-2018, 08:16 AM	#62
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	pennis not errect!

07-02-2018, 08:57 AM	#63
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701

07-02-2018, 11:10 AM	#64
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	i wasn't prepared for this today

07-02-2018, 05:35 PM	#65
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	Strapons are never not errect hunties.

07-02-2018, 05:40 PM	#66
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	I wasn't prepared for the strapon today.

07-02-2018, 05:43 PM	#67
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	Yeah, that's bad. Strapons always should make their presence known. You can't just be minding your own business and then BAM... there it is.

07-02-2018, 06:11 PM	#68
Shadaloo Apocalyptic Poster Location: up on the cross you go little fella Posts: 2,243	what the shit

07-02-2018, 06:12 PM	#69
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	WHOOMP There it is.

07-02-2018, 07:57 PM	#71
myosis Minion of Satan Location: the institute Posts: 6,431	i wish the strapons would unerect they'd be easier to stack in the drawer

07-02-2018, 10:29 PM	#72
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	I mean, just remove the dildo from the harness. Not that I would know anything about it, ofc.

07-02-2018, 11:26 PM	#73
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	labelle, please don't talk like that. it makes me uncomfortable as a woman.

07-02-2018, 11:27 PM	#74
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	it's very sexually aggressive and crude.

07-02-2018, 11:46 PM	#75
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	How unbecoming!

07-03-2018, 05:47 AM	#76
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	don't listen to y s e m. keep talking.

07-03-2018, 06:10 AM	#77
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	It's only sexually aggressive if one doesn't trim their fingernails first.

07-03-2018, 07:35 AM	#78
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	Life, uh, finds a way.

07-03-2018, 07:50 AM	#79
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	i'm afraid of the dark especially when i'm in a park

07-03-2018, 08:17 AM	#81
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Check out the life of the party over here!

07-03-2018, 08:35 AM	#83
FlamingGlobes Socialphobic Location: I’ve been trying to move to the Nordic countries for 5 years but the cost is astronomical to become an expatriate Posts: 14,177	Please only stick to topics approved by *******

07-03-2018, 09:00 AM	#85
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	rip bonnie

07-03-2018, 09:12 AM	#86
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	Either way strapons are overrated, the satisfyer pro is where it's at.

07-03-2018, 10:13 AM	#87
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	Could I use it to milk my prostate?

07-03-2018, 11:01 AM	#88
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	I think you're better off just getting milk at the store. But you can do whatever brings you joy.

07-03-2018, 11:48 AM	#89
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	man milk LOL