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i need some lilacs and a cigarette. not to smoke, just to hold.
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i made delicious veggie fahitas for supper
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can i come over
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i will sing you edith piaf and bring godiva
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You know you are always welcome in my home!
I think you might still have my spare keys! That, or I lost them.... |
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oh and i'm wearing my UGLY POINTY SHOES AND ENJOYING IT
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do your toes go all the way to the end of the shoe?
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I <3 shwamapus.I didn't take them i know how to lock your door without keys! |
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they go to about there |
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ASDLKDHASFKLDHSFLASDJKHDFLSKJDHASA
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so basically your paying for shoe that your not even using?
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oh, I use it. If I'm walking alone and someone thinks about attacking me, they'll see my shoes, grab their weiners and RUN.
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what you need are some of these
http://www.scootertheclown.ca/images/shoes.jpg either you'll scare the living piss out of them, or they'll die of laughter! obviously |
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pix of outfit, plz.
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http://www.thegothicshoppe.com/wwwimages/ch17nt.jpg
i found two of these in my grandma's house when going thru boxes this morning and when i asked for them, my mom's response was 'maybe when you learn how to take care of things'. shouldn't it have been 'you don't smoke'? |
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i NEED one of those. Even though I'll never smoke.
what does your mom think you're going to do with it, poke your sister? |
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FUCK OFF SUN.
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you don't look like poop! |
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i need a beer.
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no, that doesn't work you light the shitter of my heart. |
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actually, i would probably steal a cigarette just to try it out. ![]() |
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cherrybombs, Red Bulls, and vodka. No really, I'm not a lush.
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me too. i mean, i have nobody to steal them from, so i'd have to either bum one or buy a whole pack. just to try that thing out. |
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wait a second. YES! use it as part of a halloween costume!
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I have a crush on France.
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