Inspired by no one's thread: What's the most scared you've ever been?

sppunk · 07-23-2003, 03:38 PM

I'd easily say getting seperated from my girlfriend at the time in the Times Square subway station during rush hour. I'm legally blind (duh) and we couldn't find each other for 15 minutes. Holy crap, that was intense.

of course, those two tornado's that destroyed my houses sucked, too.

dusty · 07-23-2003, 03:44 PM

once i got into a car accident. i was going 80 mph and i hit the center divider.
then this guy pulled his car up in front of me and got out screaming "get the fuck away from your car, something is leaking and i don't know what it is."
that was pretty scary.

Vulva · 07-23-2003, 03:45 PM

my large penis got caught in my zipper. luckily it wiggled free.

dusty · 07-23-2003, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by Vulva
my large penis got caught in my zipper. luckily it wiggled free.

on it's own?

Travis Meekz · 07-23-2003, 03:46 PM

when I was in the hospital for 3 days and had no idea why I was there....after a dirt bike accident causing bleeding in my brain.

Vulva · 07-23-2003, 03:47 PM

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Originally posted by dusty
on it's own?

yes

bonsor · 07-23-2003, 03:52 PM

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Originally posted by Ttravis Mmeekz
when I was in the hospital for 3 days and had no idea why I was there....after a dirt bike accident causing bleeding in my brain.

jesus christ. that's nuts, man.

i've been in so many car accidents. i wasn't injured in anyof them, but feels pretty weird knowing exactly what a car crash sounds like from inside the car.

but everytime that i've been geniune scared involved cops.i've nearly been arrested on 3 different occasions and watched my mom get arrested once. god damn it, i fucking hate cops so much.

scouse_dave · 07-23-2003, 03:52 PM

what does 'legally blind' actually mean?

bonsor · 07-23-2003, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by scouse_dave
what does 'legally blind' actually mean?

i think he has something like 20/200 vision. i remember him posting about it once.

Nimrod's Son · 07-23-2003, 04:00 PM

You're legally blind and yet you always blame the mexicans for breaking the printing press.

From now on I'm imagining your complaints in a Mr. Magoo voice..
http://www.toontracker.com/magoo/mrmagoo1.jpg http://www.uselessgraphics.com/Copy_of_Mr-Magoo1.gif
"Oh ho ho, you crazy mexicans... you've done it again!"

RobTheGood · 07-23-2003, 04:00 PM

Most scared i've been was when i got pulled over by a ride program and i was a little "buzzed".

he was asking me all these questions that made me sound even drunker, too. I had to blow, but fortunately i only blew a 0.018. 0.08=i get arrested.

i think it's only because of my body size that i was able to get through unscathed -- i'm 6'7, 245lbs... but i was definitely a bit more buzzed than i should have been driving. Now i don't drive with ANY alcohol in me whatsoever.

mind you, this isn't as scary as the other stories people are saying :P

Travis Meekz · 07-23-2003, 04:03 PM

yeah, getting my DUI was scary.....just the fear of losing my car...and hearing my parents bitch

sppunk · 07-23-2003, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son

Well, it's a mixture of Hispanics, blacks and whites. I just like to give the resident Hispanics a hard time.

But, I really don't resemble Mr. Magoo. But hey, whatever floats your boat.

sppunk · 07-23-2003, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by scouse_dave
what does 'legally blind' actually mean?

My eyesite is 20/400. I wear contacts and glasses together.

guz · 07-23-2003, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
http://www.uselessgraphics.com/Copy_of_Mr-Magoo1.gif

now if he'd switch his avatar to this....

Ihaman · 07-23-2003, 04:22 PM

when i almost died of a DXM overdose...i was fucked up and freaking out, telling everyone "DONT LET ME DIE PLEASE?!!?" in between nodding in and out of consciousness

Eve · 07-23-2003, 05:37 PM

my friend died of a DXM overdose this spring. he's the only person i know that's died. anyway.
when i went skydiving. scariest event of my life. omifuk i'm never doing that again.

pale blue eyes · 07-23-2003, 06:13 PM

Definitely my car accident. I was driving home from work late on a Saturday and while crossing an intersection and some lady ran her red light and hit me. My car spun around twice and flipped on its side, finally landing on the sidewalk. Luckily she hit me in the passenger-side door because it was totally crushed. The passenger seat was pressing up against me and I actually had to wait for them to get me out because the driver-side door was the side the car landed on. I went from driving like normal to spinning around and then trapped in my car on its side. I was freaking out but had the sense to yell for help. All I ended up with was lots of cuts and bruises with bruised ribs. Thank God for seatbelts.

Eve · 07-23-2003, 06:44 PM

if it makes you feel any better, our power went out last night and i was convinced that a murderer had turned it off and was in the house. i was backed up against a wall til my mom lit some candles.
i'm always convinced someone is in the house

bonsor · 07-23-2003, 06:48 PM

i was in the shower the other day and i somehow convinced myself that if i opened the shower curtain, the walls of the bathroom would be infested with camel spiders. i stayed in there for about half an hour. :erm

scouse_dave · 07-23-2003, 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by sppunk
My eyesite is 20/400. I wear contacts and glasses together.

i don't know just how bad 20/400 is

do you know what your glasses prescription would be if you wore them and them alone? i'm not sure what it's technically called...'power' maybe...e.g. -5.6 (L) and -7.6 (R). could that even correct your eyesight to a satisfactory level or don't they make glasses that powerful?

i only ask cos i always considered my eyesight to be really bad. my glasses are -8.25 and -7.5, which is by far the worst of anyone i know. the whole reason i got contacts in the first place is that my glasses look like the bottom of milk bottles (i don't know whether you have them in the US, even.. - imagine a thicker beer bottle bottom). i've always wondered whether i was close to being 'legally blind'.

07-23-2003, 03:38 PM	#1
sppunk Netphoria's George Will Location: Fenway Park Posts: 37,125	Inspired by no one's thread: What's the most scared you've ever been? I'd easily say getting seperated from my girlfriend at the time in the Times Square subway station during rush hour. I'm legally blind (duh) and we couldn't find each other for 15 minutes. Holy crap, that was intense. of course, those two tornado's that destroyed my houses sucked, too.

07-23-2003, 03:44 PM	#2
dusty Minion of Satan Location: holding on. Posts: 5,932	once i got into a car accident. i was going 80 mph and i hit the center divider. then this guy pulled his car up in front of me and got out screaming "get the fuck away from your car, something is leaking and i don't know what it is." that was pretty scary.

07-23-2003, 03:45 PM	#3
Vulva Apocalyptic Poster Location: Bush Country Posts: 1,952	my large penis got caught in my zipper. luckily it wiggled free.

07-23-2003, 03:46 PM	#5
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	when I was in the hospital for 3 days and had no idea why I was there....after a dirt bike accident causing bleeding in my brain.

07-23-2003, 03:52 PM	#8
scouse_dave Minion of Satan Location: Manchester Posts: 5,089	what does 'legally blind' actually mean?

07-23-2003, 04:00 PM	#10
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	You're legally blind and yet you always blame the mexicans for breaking the printing press. From now on I'm imagining your complaints in a Mr. Magoo voice.. http://www.toontracker.com/magoo/mrmagoo1.jpg http://www.uselessgraphics.com/Copy_of_Mr-Magoo1.gif "Oh ho ho, you crazy mexicans... you've done it again!"

07-23-2003, 04:00 PM	#11
RobTheGood Demi-God Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada Posts: 280	Most scared i've been was when i got pulled over by a ride program and i was a little "buzzed". he was asking me all these questions that made me sound even drunker, too. I had to blow, but fortunately i only blew a 0.018. 0.08=i get arrested. i think it's only because of my body size that i was able to get through unscathed -- i'm 6'7, 245lbs... but i was definitely a bit more buzzed than i should have been driving. Now i don't drive with ANY alcohol in me whatsoever. mind you, this isn't as scary as the other stories people are saying :P

07-23-2003, 04:03 PM	#12
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	yeah, getting my DUI was scary.....just the fear of losing my car...and hearing my parents bitch

07-23-2003, 04:22 PM	#16
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	when i almost died of a DXM overdose...i was fucked up and freaking out, telling everyone "DONT LET ME DIE PLEASE?!!?" in between nodding in and out of consciousness

07-23-2003, 05:37 PM	#17
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	my friend died of a DXM overdose this spring. he's the only person i know that's died. anyway. when i went skydiving. scariest event of my life. omifuk i'm never doing that again.

07-23-2003, 06:13 PM	#18
pale blue eyes NOPE. Location: :/ Posts: 15,110	Definitely my car accident. I was driving home from work late on a Saturday and while crossing an intersection and some lady ran her red light and hit me. My car spun around twice and flipped on its side, finally landing on the sidewalk. Luckily she hit me in the passenger-side door because it was totally crushed. The passenger seat was pressing up against me and I actually had to wait for them to get me out because the driver-side door was the side the car landed on. I went from driving like normal to spinning around and then trapped in my car on its side. I was freaking out but had the sense to yell for help. All I ended up with was lots of cuts and bruises with bruised ribs. Thank God for seatbelts.

07-23-2003, 06:44 PM	#19
Eve Apocalyptic Poster Location: st. louis missouri Posts: 1,952	if it makes you feel any better, our power went out last night and i was convinced that a murderer had turned it off and was in the house. i was backed up against a wall til my mom lit some candles. i'm always convinced someone is in the house

07-23-2003, 06:48 PM	#20
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	i was in the shower the other day and i somehow convinced myself that if i opened the shower curtain, the walls of the bathroom would be infested with camel spiders. i stayed in there for about half an hour. :erm