Post ITT and I will assign you picture frame moulding to match your personality

redbreegull · 04-13-2018, 12:42 PM

you know what to do netphoria

smashingjj · 04-13-2018, 12:43 PM

reprise85 · 04-13-2018, 12:52 PM

redbreegull · 04-13-2018, 12:53 PM

all lines are currently busy. press # to leave a message if you know your party's extension, or hold and one of our associates will be with you shortly

pavementtune · 04-13-2018, 01:18 PM

nah, screw your #.

how about I dial the extension - 103, which of you fucks do I get? in theory, the person who is hiding behind -101 reception and -102 office assistant

teh b0lly!!1 · 04-13-2018, 01:25 PM

i would like to know what is going on in this thread

redbreegull · 04-13-2018, 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

no?

you are this handsome 1.25'' orange stained burlwood with pale gold liner. you are simple and robust, secure enough to make your presence known and humble enough not to seek attention. you are equally comfortable in the office or in a cozy living room

cork_soaker · 04-13-2018, 02:29 PM

Skradgee · 04-13-2018, 02:56 PM

redbreegull · 04-13-2018, 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reprise85

ok

you are this .75'' scooped silver. with your small beaded lip and general dainty nuance, you bring classiness to any space capable of appreciating you. your color profile straddles antique and contemporary, the result being a warm champagne capable of bringing both order and gentleness

PuzzledMuzzle · 04-13-2018, 03:48 PM

do me

redbreegull · 04-13-2018, 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

i would like to know what is going on in this thread

you are a different take on the classic slender silver, focusing on contrasts of style and coloring. instead of a scoop, you have a bold, flat outer edge and square beading on your lip. The juxtaposition of this hardness with the spiraling ribbon design in the middle suggests a stoic, but contemplative masculinity. This is accentuated by the dark silver finish, revealing a brooding interior below the reflective surface.

slunken · 04-13-2018, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

all lines are currently busy. press # to leave a message if you know your party's extension, or hold and one of our associates will be with you shortly

HUMAN! I WANT TO SPEAK TO A HUMAN!

Shallowed · 04-13-2018, 05:46 PM

redbreegull · 04-13-2018, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cork_soaker

.

you are this medium tan soft cork moulding. light and organic, you are currently en vogue and have been priced up recently according to demand. your plain, rounded top and arboreal implication are a perfect way to frame up small, sentimental photos from casual situations such as camping trip, family picture from thanksgiving, or favorite pet.

slunken · 04-13-2018, 06:23 PM

cork_soaker · 04-13-2018, 06:29 PM

brutal

cork_soaker · 04-13-2018, 07:07 PM

l ife is a sent i me n t al wa y

slunken · 04-13-2018, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

your plain, rounded top and arboreal implication are a perfect way to frame up small, sentimental photos from casual situations such as camping trip, family picture from thanksgiving, or favorite pet.

read it and BURN

redbreegull · 04-13-2018, 09:41 PM

Thank you for your call. You have reached us outside our regular business hours of 10-6 Monday through Friday, and 10-5 Saturday. Please call back when we re-open, or press # to leave a message if you know your party's extension. We value your call and are working to get back to you as soon as possible. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911.

Cool As Ice Cream · 04-14-2018, 04:15 AM

cocaine piss

pavementtune · 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by redbreegull

Thank you for your call. You have reached us outside our regular business hours of 10-6 Monday through Friday, and 10-5 Saturday. Please call back when we re-open, or press # to leave a message if you know your party's extension. We value your call and are working to get back to you as soon as possible. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911.

oh wait, Saturday? I'll keep trying then.

#:
My request is help with framing this (for real, I have no idea what would work, not so much material of the frame, but color), it's oil on canvas, 120 x 110 cm.

and if your lines are not too busy today - this one as well, please.

much smaller, watercolor on paper, 50 x 40 cm. thanks!

Cool As Ice Cream · 04-14-2018, 06:00 AM

just get a frame at ikea
silver coloured plastic

pavementtune · 04-14-2018, 06:56 AM

pass. foolofatook's experience with certain grocery stores isn't half as embarrassing as mine with Ikea.

Been there twice over a decade ago, and was asked to leave both times.

first time we were called to the information desk because the 4 year old we had left on the Ikea playground had attempted to get other kids to bite into the plastic balls (successfully). second time we were a tiny bit wasted and the store detective was not amused that we ate Knäckebröd inside the grocery section, insisted that we had planned to not pay for it. Ikea is clearly not for me!

just tired of rimless (borderless?) glass framing, I want a proper frame.

teh b0lly!!1 · 04-14-2018, 08:34 AM

i love that first painting, pave. nice.

also, googling the image brought me to learn about 'horror vacui'. nice read

pavementtune · 04-14-2018, 09:05 AM

yea I love it, too, couldn't help it, it's gonna come with us into our new home (whenever we might find that), for now it's just stored, unframed, and I want it on a wall!

second one is not mine, gift for my father in law, for whatever reason he collects paintings of windows...

Horror Vacui sounds so much nicer than FUCK, OH NO THE VOID, doesn't it? the physical aspect of it is beyond me, but reading Aristotle speculate about the void is quite nice. stoned, that is.

you might actually enjoy this book, tebholly - the void in several chapters!
https://link.springer.com/book/10.10...-94-010-1727-5

buzzard · 04-14-2018, 09:33 AM

Did Kahlo paint that?

vixnix · 04-14-2018, 11:21 AM

ilikeplanets · 04-14-2018, 11:54 AM

mine better be good. also, i'd like to cut the line.

Elphenor · 04-14-2018, 01:25 PM

I hope I'm imitation wood

04-13-2018, 12:42 PM	#1
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	Post ITT and I will assign you picture frame moulding to match your personality you know what to do netphoria

04-13-2018, 06:23 PM	#16
slunken Virgo Posts: 39,745	lol

04-13-2018, 12:43 PM	#2
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	no?

04-13-2018, 12:52 PM	#3
reprise85 BOTTLEG ILLEGAL Location: I'm faced with so many changes that I just might change my face Posts: 31,891	ok

04-13-2018, 12:53 PM	#4
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	all lines are currently busy. press # to leave a message if you know your party's extension, or hold and one of our associates will be with you shortly

04-13-2018, 01:18 PM	#5
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	nah, screw your #. how about I dial the extension - 103, which of you fucks do I get? in theory, the person who is hiding behind -101 reception and -102 office assistant

04-13-2018, 01:25 PM	#6
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i would like to know what is going on in this thread

04-13-2018, 02:29 PM	#8
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	ok

04-13-2018, 02:56 PM	#9
Skradgee Boardcaster Location: reporting live Posts: 3,720	wat

04-13-2018, 05:46 PM	#14
Shallowed Braindead Posts: 17,801	hi

04-13-2018, 06:29 PM	#17
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	brutal

04-13-2018, 07:07 PM	#18
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,181	l ife is a sent i me n t al wa y

04-13-2018, 03:48 PM	#11
PuzzledMuzzle Ownz Posts: 616	do me

04-13-2018, 09:41 PM	#20
redbreegull Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: WILD BOY Posts: 32,027	Thank you for your call. You have reached us outside our regular business hours of 10-6 Monday through Friday, and 10-5 Saturday. Please call back when we re-open, or press # to leave a message if you know your party's extension. We value your call and are working to get back to you as soon as possible. If this is an emergency, please hang up and dial 911.

04-14-2018, 04:15 AM	#21
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	cocaine piss

04-14-2018, 06:00 AM	#23
Cool As Ice Cream Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: František! How's the foot of your turtle? Posts: 31,763	just get a frame at ikea silver coloured plastic

04-14-2018, 06:56 AM	#24
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	pass. foolofatook's experience with certain grocery stores isn't half as embarrassing as mine with Ikea. Been there twice over a decade ago, and was asked to leave both times. first time we were called to the information desk because the 4 year old we had left on the Ikea playground had attempted to get other kids to bite into the plastic balls (successfully). second time we were a tiny bit wasted and the store detective was not amused that we ate Knäckebröd inside the grocery section, insisted that we had planned to not pay for it. Ikea is clearly not for me! just tired of rimless (borderless?) glass framing, I want a proper frame.

04-14-2018, 08:34 AM	#25
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	i love that first painting, pave. nice. also, googling the image brought me to learn about 'horror vacui'. nice read

04-14-2018, 09:05 AM	#26
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	yea I love it, too, couldn't help it, it's gonna come with us into our new home (whenever we might find that), for now it's just stored, unframed, and I want it on a wall! second one is not mine, gift for my father in law, for whatever reason he collects paintings of windows... Horror Vacui sounds so much nicer than FUCK, OH NO THE VOID, doesn't it? the physical aspect of it is beyond me, but reading Aristotle speculate about the void is quite nice. stoned, that is. you might actually enjoy this book, tebholly - the void in several chapters! https://link.springer.com/book/10.10...-94-010-1727-5

04-14-2018, 09:33 AM	#27
buzzard Minion of Satan Posts: 6,519	Did Kahlo paint that?

04-14-2018, 11:21 AM	#28
vixnix Socialphobic Location: we are champions, bathed in the heat of a thousand flame wars in the grim future of the internet there is only netphoria Posts: 12,035

04-14-2018, 11:54 AM	#29
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	mine better be good. also, i'd like to cut the line.

04-14-2018, 01:25 PM	#30
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I hope I'm imitation wood