I just ate a fatass salad from the salad bar

Run To Me · 04-03-2018, 02:03 PM

...and now I am covered in little brown dots of flung droplets of balsamic

Run To Me · 04-03-2018, 02:04 PM

I can’t go back to work like this, everyone will KNOW

And I can’t go home sick b/c I’m out of leave

OMG WHAT DO I DO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWLP MEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEE

cork_soaker · 04-03-2018, 02:26 PM

embrace it

own it

cork_soaker · 04-03-2018, 02:27 PM

~no fear~

cork_soaker · 04-03-2018, 02:28 PM

not your fault if they can't deal with an eater of fatass salads from the salad bar

cork_soaker · 04-03-2018, 02:29 PM

and it's not like they aren't hiding in their own balsamic splatter shame

cork_soaker · 04-03-2018, 02:29 PM

you're providing liberation

Run To Me · 04-03-2018, 02:33 PM

So you’re saying just walk in and say “that’s correct, these are brown dots, yes, they are all over me, yes I’m embarassed, my face is hot, my pits are moist, but I’m here, and my brown dots are here, and no I’m not going to tell you their origin or the reasoning behind their brownish hue, because you haven’t earned the right to my story, and I don’t feel comfortable sharing in this context or scenario, but if you want to call me after work, or invite me to your book club or to help clean your garage or whatever, maybe we could grow together as coequal human adults, with dignity, and become something more than coworkers, and maybe on Christmas Eve, while I’m helping hang your kids’ stockings with care, then I’ll tell you, then you’ll know the secret of the brown dots that covered me, that day, and maybe then the world will be a bit braver, a bit warmer”??

I don’t know if I can memorize all that, ok if I read it from a screen as I say it? Public speaking makes my pits wet, faucets of perspiration even now just imagining this.....

Ok, thanks I think it’s settled I’m just gonna have to look for another job

ilikeplanets · 04-03-2018, 02:46 PM

now i want salad

Run To Me · 04-03-2018, 02:59 PM

Yeah, I like the fatass kind

It’s like my scam at the salad bar, because the 1 trip is cheaper than all you can trip

smashingjj · 04-03-2018, 03:38 PM

post pic with balsacic

LaBelle · 04-03-2018, 04:55 PM

Next time just eat a fatass burger cause it's more socially acceptable.

FoolofaTook · 04-03-2018, 07:54 PM

Or wear a bib.

teh b0lly!!1 · 04-03-2018, 08:27 PM

all this talk about ass salads and brown dot splatter may throw some ppl off

pinetree · 04-03-2018, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by teh b0lly!!1

all this talk about ass salads and brown dot splatter may throw some ppl off

I thought I was the only one with a raging hard on

Elphenor · 04-03-2018, 10:17 PM

I actually love salad I might switch to an all bagged salad diet sounds easy

not getting enough nutrients from BREAD

Elphenor · 04-03-2018, 10:19 PM

Eating bag of chips rn and microwaved corndogs

But TOMORROW

We start eating salads

yo soy el mejor · 04-04-2018, 07:05 AM

point it out before anyone else can.

yo soy el mejor · 04-04-2018, 07:06 AM

"omg i splattered balsamic all over myself so spare me the jokes yvette from accounting"

LaBelle · 04-04-2018, 09:22 AM

Start bringing different shirts to work.

Run To Me · 04-04-2018, 03:12 PM

Thank you, all of these recommendations are most certainly suggestions, keep em coming. Still at the salad bar, very much hope to pick an appropriate course of action soon

smashingjj · 04-04-2018, 03:46 PM

take it easy, eating too quickly is never healthy

Ram27 · 04-04-2018, 04:55 PM

get a job at the salad bar

MplsTaper · 04-04-2018, 05:32 PM

put buffalo sauce on your salads. butter and hot sauce on salads is good for your digestive system.

04-03-2018, 02:03 PM	#1
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	I just ate a fatass salad from the salad bar ...and now I am covered in little brown dots of flung droplets of balsamic

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04-03-2018, 02:04 PM	#2
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	I can’t go back to work like this, everyone will KNOW And I can’t go home sick b/c I’m out of leave OMG WHAT DO I DO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWLP MEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEE

04-03-2018, 02:26 PM	#3
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,180	embrace it own it

04-03-2018, 02:27 PM	#4
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,180	~no fear~

04-03-2018, 02:28 PM	#5
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,180	not your fault if they can't deal with an eater of fatass salads from the salad bar

04-03-2018, 02:29 PM	#6
cork_soaker full of longing Posts: 11,180	and it's not like they aren't hiding in their own balsamic splatter shame

04-03-2018, 02:33 PM	#8
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	So you’re saying just walk in and say “that’s correct, these are brown dots, yes, they are all over me, yes I’m embarassed, my face is hot, my pits are moist, but I’m here, and my brown dots are here, and no I’m not going to tell you their origin or the reasoning behind their brownish hue, because you haven’t earned the right to my story, and I don’t feel comfortable sharing in this context or scenario, but if you want to call me after work, or invite me to your book club or to help clean your garage or whatever, maybe we could grow together as coequal human adults, with dignity, and become something more than coworkers, and maybe on Christmas Eve, while I’m helping hang your kids’ stockings with care, then I’ll tell you, then you’ll know the secret of the brown dots that covered me, that day, and maybe then the world will be a bit braver, a bit warmer”?? I don’t know if I can memorize all that, ok if I read it from a screen as I say it? Public speaking makes my pits wet, faucets of perspiration even now just imagining this..... Ok, thanks I think it’s settled I’m just gonna have to look for another job

04-03-2018, 02:46 PM	#9
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	now i want salad

04-03-2018, 02:59 PM	#10
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	Yeah, I like the fatass kind It’s like my scam at the salad bar, because the 1 trip is cheaper than all you can trip

04-03-2018, 03:38 PM	#11
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	post pic with balsacic

04-03-2018, 04:55 PM	#12
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	Next time just eat a fatass burger cause it's more socially acceptable.

04-03-2018, 07:54 PM	#13
FoolofaTook Just Hook it to My Veins! Posts: 35,701	Or wear a bib.

04-03-2018, 08:27 PM	#14
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	all this talk about ass salads and brown dot splatter may throw some ppl off

04-03-2018, 10:17 PM	#16
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	I actually love salad I might switch to an all bagged salad diet sounds easy not getting enough nutrients from BREAD

04-03-2018, 10:19 PM	#17
Elphenor Braindead Location: Shivers Posts: 16,139	Eating bag of chips rn and microwaved corndogs But TOMORROW We start eating salads

04-04-2018, 07:05 AM	#18
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	point it out before anyone else can.

04-04-2018, 07:06 AM	#19
yo soy el mejor Banned Location: all over the Internet Posts: 43,693	"omg i splattered balsamic all over myself so spare me the jokes yvette from accounting"

04-04-2018, 09:22 AM	#20
LaBelle Socialphobic Location: Away Posts: 11,057	Start bringing different shirts to work.

04-04-2018, 03:12 PM	#21
Run To Me Minion of Satan Location: Where the frog spoils the leaf Posts: 5,992	Thank you, all of these recommendations are most certainly suggestions, keep em coming. Still at the salad bar, very much hope to pick an appropriate course of action soon

04-04-2018, 03:46 PM	#22
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	take it easy, eating too quickly is never healthy

04-04-2018, 04:55 PM	#23
Ram27 who's jimmy Location: you know i pay a lot to cry to try to understand Posts: 8,298	get a job at the salad bar

04-04-2018, 05:32 PM	#24
MplsTaper Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 2,000	put buffalo sauce on your salads. butter and hot sauce on salads is good for your digestive system.