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Old 07-22-2003, 10:28 PM   #121
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Originally posted by Guen
oh-so-dangerous poo-poo
You say this as if the thought of poo-poo shouldn't bother anyone.

 
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:29 PM   #122
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You say this as if the thought of poo-poo shouldn't bother anyone.
doesn't bother these people

www.shitcity.com

 
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:34 PM   #123
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doesn't bother these people

www.shitcity.com
Chrrrrist.

I want to cry.

 
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:35 PM   #124
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Chrrrrist.

I want to cry.

WE SHIT ON ANYONE!!!


 
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:35 PM   #125
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by the way, eulogy, you made me laugh the hardest i've laughed all week.

 
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:36 PM   #126
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WE SHIT ON ANYONE!!!

lol

Diarrhea Mania!

 
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:36 PM   #127
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by the way, eulogy, you made me laugh the hardest i've laughed all week.
How'd I do that?

 
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:38 PM   #128
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How'd I do that?
the fact that you actually clicked.

and your response.

and my response.

so i guess it's half and half. half you. half me.

 
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Old 07-22-2003, 10:40 PM   #129
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the fact that you actually clicked.

and your response.

and my response.

so i guess it's half and half. half you. half me.
Looking at it doesn't freak me out all that much.

The thought of anyone whacking off while looking at it does though.

 
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:08 PM   #130
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Originally posted by shaunna


yeah, but maybe one day you'll try it and maybe you'll find it pleasurable or maybe not. DIFFERENT STROKES, right? some people can't come unless they have balloons rubbed in their face while a chick with banana cream pie and spaghetti-os all over her body smokes. *shrugs*
...you have such an pure and innocent face

Seriously though, well said. All of it.

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:46 AM   #131
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Originally posted by Mayfuck
http://www.papasmurf.cc/images/Custom/character.gif

Lick my ass, bitch.
that is inaccurate. he would more likely say:

"lick my smurf" or "give me a smurfjob" or "smurf my salad" or "open your mouth and take my smurf" or...

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:48 AM   #132
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Originally posted by Desi


UGH that's fucking gross.

yesterday i turned on the tv and it was on porn and this dude pulled his wenis out of the lady's butt and she proceeded to give him a blowjob.

THAT is fucking DISGUSTING.
it's well known in the porno industry that girls that do that get enemas on a regular basis and right before committing those acts...

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:54 AM   #133
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Originally posted by Debaser


that is inaccurate. he would more likely say:

"lick my smurf" or "give me a smurfjob" or "smurf my salad" or "open your mouth and take my smurf" or...
http://www.iconsofindustry.org/strife/

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:56 AM   #134
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he means this:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/papasmurf.php
i love the towel. can you take me to funky town?

 
Old 07-23-2003, 01:56 AM   #135
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Originally posted by crescentfresh
I just don't like the scent of ass. clean or not. blech.
So don't inhale.

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:58 AM   #136
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maybe i would try it if i had some flavored lube or something. but my current partner doesn't like anything to touch his ass. And I think the consensus was he didn't want any part of mine, either.
no anal?
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dans la mer du japon

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:58 AM   #137
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Originally posted by trykristin
he means this:
my link works, bitch

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 01:59 AM   #138
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get offended then. mayfuck showed me that one. did you take your pill today?

 
Old 07-23-2003, 02:01 AM   #139
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Originally posted by twice
no anal?
From the sound of it, they have to avoid touching each others' asses altogether. That might make things in a sexual relationship kind of difficult.

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:03 AM   #140
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http://mugshots.fivegeeks.net/pics/Papa_Smurf.jpeg

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:06 AM   #141
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http://mugshots.fivegeeks.net/pics/Papa_Smurf.jpeg

that is fucking scary

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:09 AM   #142
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Quote:
Originally posted by Desi


UGH that's fucking gross.

yesterday i turned on the tv and it was on porn and this dude pulled his wenis out of the lady's butt and she proceeded to give him a blowjob.

THAT is fucking DISGUSTING.
What fucking channel do you leave it on before bed? Do they HAVE the Scat/Watersports Channel in Canada?

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:12 AM   #143
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Originally posted by Lie


From the sound of it, they have to avoid touching each others' asses altogether. That might make things in a sexual relationship kind of difficult.
Mouth-to-ass contact is strictly prohibited.

Also, my ass is strictly exit only. Take from this what you will.

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 03:12 AM   #144
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Originally posted by Desi
this dude pulled his wenis out of the lady's butt and she proceeded to give him a blowjob. THAT is fucking DISGUSTING.
prude.

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 09:55 AM   #145
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http://www.shitcity.com/images/D-MANIA.gif

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 09:56 AM   #146
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Quote:
Originally posted by McCollum
http://www.shitcity.com/images/D-MANIA.gif
great spellers they are at shit city

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:20 AM   #147
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All of you Netphorian girls don't seem to understand your TASK AS A WOMAN.

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 11:21 AM   #148
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http://www.iconsofindustry.org/strife/
Ah, i stand corrected.

 
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