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Old 07-21-2003, 12:08 PM   #1
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Talking Which Netphorian is most likely to kidnap a 5-year-old and have brutal sex with him?

I thought about making this a poll, but I think it'll work better open-ended.

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:11 PM   #2
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him? nevermind

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:14 PM   #3
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You're a sick fuck for having these thoughts.

That said, strange_one. I tried to think of other candidates but couldn't come up with any.

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:17 PM   #4
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nimrod's son

and you guys are boring

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:19 PM   #5
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My vote's on pak00la.

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 12:21 PM   #6
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i think the answer's pretty obvious - miss world.

 
Old 07-21-2003, 12:23 PM   #7
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why would anyone want to have brutal sex with anyone?

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:01 PM   #8
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MonteLDS.

That dude is just gonna fucking pop one day. Seriously.

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:01 PM   #9
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Strange_one, any other answer is just dishonest

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:22 PM   #10
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Quote:
Originally posted by strange_one
nimrod's son
the difference between you guys is that he is joking about most of the brutal sex, and you aren't.

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:37 PM   #11
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crippler

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:45 PM   #12
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Thumbs up I LIKE PIZZA!

5 year old pantyshot
i can see between her legs
5 year old pantyshot

5 year old mother fuckin pantyshot cant complain
i didnt even touch her so i cant be blamed
5 year old
pantyshot in my brain
my life has meaning when she spreads her legs

5 year old pantyshot
i can see between her legs
5 year old pantyshot

shot shot shot

5 year old mother fuckin pantyshot cant complain
i didnt even touch her so i cant be blamed
5 year old
pantyshot in my brain
my life has meaning when she spreads her legs
5 year old pantyshot

::fast part::
i suffer again because me want to fuck and touch
and fuck and touch the children
me fucked for life
me grow old and then they dont want me but i still want them
dey want me fucked cuz i be da monstar getting down in my evil ways
down in my evil ways

right me suffer again cuz me want to fuck and touch
and fuck and touch the children
they want me dead because i be da monstar dey see
i dere baby they think im john wayne gacy

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 01:57 PM   #13
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Quote:
Originally posted by Elvis The Fat Years
crippler
*shudder*

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 02:15 PM   #14
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me

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 02:17 PM   #15
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Quote:
Originally posted by shaunna
me
i'm 5 years old.



x 4.25

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 02:18 PM   #16
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Nah, you'd just give him a rimjob.

lolol

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 02:19 PM   #17
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Nah, you'd just give him a rimjob.

lolol
nope, i'd get HIM to give ME a rimjob!

 
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Old 07-21-2003, 05:59 PM   #18
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Quote:
Originally posted by neopryn
strange_one
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Old 07-22-2003, 05:27 AM   #19
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Canned Kitty

 
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Old 07-22-2003, 11:59 PM   #20
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nevermind

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:05 AM   #21
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Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
nevermind

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 12:19 AM   #22
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Quote:
Originally posted by The Ace of Aces
i think the answer's pretty obvious - miss world.
Really.

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:38 AM   #23
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Affect

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:39 AM   #24
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Quote:
Originally posted by Ugly
MonteLDS.

That dude is just gonna fucking pop one day. Seriously.

there's something very pathetic about that guy. Anyone want to post that infamous photo of him in a ZERO shirt?

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:40 AM   #25
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Originally posted by Tessellation


Oh, hey!

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 02:42 AM   #26
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Oh, hey!
salutations, comrade.

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:20 AM   #27
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am i so forgotten nobody said me

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 04:21 AM   #28
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am i so forgotten nobody said me
Only because we know you prefer toddlers.

 
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Old 07-23-2003, 10:36 AM   #29
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Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
nevermind
oh c'mon. nevermind is affect minus the charisma, ya know? nimrod's son only more entertaining.

 
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