Metrosexuals

Nimrod's Son · 07-17-2003, 07:27 PM

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New Breed of Men: Metrosexuals
Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream.

And thanks to a certain type of male celebrity (read: David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Affleck), it's now cool for a man to own 43 pairs of Bruno Magli shoes, wear moisturizer, and paint his nails. At least, that's what The New York Times and a handful of papers around the globe say.

The metrosexual guy is not gay. He's "just gay enough," opines the Dublin Daily. He can take real pride in his appearance. He can go shopping with his gal pals and help them mix and match their outfits and accessories. He can stop at the Clinique counter and purchase products--for himself. But unlike years past, he can do all this and still be considered manly. THAT is what the metrosexual revolution is all about.

Here's another way to look at it: When it comes to good grooming, the straight man is catching up to the gay man. Writes Dublin Daily reporter Frances Winston of metrosexuals, "They've embraced all the stereotypical qualities of homosexuality that make them a more groomed and well-rounded individual without 'changing sides.'"

The ultimate metrosexual is soccer hunk David Beckham. Here's a little known fact about this über-athlete: He paints his nails and wears sarongs. He goes to the hair salon to get perfect highlights. What's more, he doesn't care if you know that.

The Dublin Daily outs these famous metrosexuals and says why:

Justin Timberlake

He's obsessed with good grooming, especially his hair.
He loves his mom and says so.
He showed his sensitive side by admitting that Britney broke his heart.
Ben Affleck

Once committed to a wardrobe of sweatshirts and jeans, he's now one of the best-dressed men in Hollywood. (Thanks to J.Lo.)
He just landed a lucrative contract to promote L'Oreal male grooming products. When L'Oreal announced the deal, the rep said, "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality, but are not afraid to care for their appearance."
Who is NOT a metrosexual?

Tommy Lee
Liam Gallagher

ammy · 07-17-2003, 07:28 PM

*****!

Liquid-J · 07-17-2003, 07:29 PM

DUDE!!!! My girlfriend's mom is this social psychology professor and she taught me about that a month ago!! It comes up quite frequently now. Before I lived in California, I didn't really know any of those (actually, I take that back; when I went to college, there were some), but I have a few friends who are as metro as can be!

Liquid-J · 07-17-2003, 07:31 PM

a big part of this is cosmetic companies trying to tap into this supposedly huge market... they're trying to make it more acceptable for men to buy shit like that, its kinda smart, but you know, kinda zwan.

Eulogy · 07-17-2003, 07:32 PM

So the metrosexual is not gay....but he sure is zwan.

That's what I got out of that article.

guz · 07-17-2003, 07:32 PM

eek, part of that describes me.

Will · 07-17-2003, 07:33 PM

I guess if you can't make the girls stop, the only way to keep it equal is to get the boys to start.

Nimrod's Son · 07-17-2003, 07:35 PM

It's just another sign that the straight white male is a dying breed, culturally.

The acceptance of gay culture for straight people was the next logical step after white kids wearing FUBU.

Eulogy · 07-17-2003, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
white kids wearing FUBU.

Feh.

That's not actually acceptable, is it?

guz · 07-17-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
The acceptance of gay culture for straight people was the next logical step

bah, nevermind...time to go home.

jczeroman · 07-17-2003, 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
The acceptance of gay culture for straight people was the next logical step after white kids wearing FUBU.

yup, no more handlebar mustaches

Eulogy · 07-17-2003, 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by guz
wtf?! the acceptance???

Maybe he meant.

Adoption. Or. You know.

Thoughtless · 07-17-2003, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy
So the metrosexual is not gay....but he sure is zwan.

That's what I got out of that article.

ehehehehe

Toby · 07-17-2003, 07:40 PM

I love my mom and not afraid to say so....does that make me metrosexual?

Mooney · 07-17-2003, 07:48 PM

there was a metrosexual on blind date yesterday. :erm

Mooney · 07-17-2003, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Toby
I love my mom and not afraid to say so....does that make me metrosexual?

no, that makes you a momma's boy!

Travis Meekz · 07-17-2003, 08:19 PM

so zwan

Toby · 07-17-2003, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mooney

no, that makes you a momma's boy!

Ihaman · 07-17-2003, 08:25 PM

i read that article in a magazine.

cept i forgot which one it was.

neopryn · 07-17-2003, 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy

Feh.

That's not actually acceptable, is it?

sadly, yes.

one of my friends wears nothing but fubu, sean john, etc. and he doesn't even hang out with black people, just us whiteys.

Ihaman · 07-17-2003, 08:53 PM

i could see if these FUBU, Sean Jean, Triple5soul etc. clothes were somewhat nice, but it's usually just matched denim and overtly large sweaters with huge plastic letters on them.

never ever match your denim
and never ever wear a sweater that's too big (unless it's cashmere)

Travis Meekz · 07-18-2003, 08:50 AM

I forgot to mention the poll....it says 53% of people think its pathetic. There is hope for the straight male yet.

The Gaddrow · 07-23-2003, 10:17 AM

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Junebug · 07-23-2003, 10:26 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
it's now cool for a man to own 43 pairs of Bruno Magli shoes, and wear nail polish

what the crap. who decided that was cool?

07-17-2003, 07:27 PM	#1
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	Metrosexuals http://channels.netscape.com/ns/cele...s/metrosexuals New Breed of Men: Metrosexuals Metrosexual: (noun) Of or pertaining to a straight, urban male who is eager to embrace and even show off his feminine side, especially when it comes to expensive haircuts, designer suits, and $40 face cream. And thanks to a certain type of male celebrity (read: David Beckham, Justin Timberlake, and Ben Affleck), it's now cool for a man to own 43 pairs of Bruno Magli shoes, wear moisturizer, and paint his nails. At least, that's what The New York Times and a handful of papers around the globe say. The metrosexual guy is not gay. He's "just gay enough," opines the Dublin Daily. He can take real pride in his appearance. He can go shopping with his gal pals and help them mix and match their outfits and accessories. He can stop at the Clinique counter and purchase products--for himself. But unlike years past, he can do all this and still be considered manly. THAT is what the metrosexual revolution is all about. Here's another way to look at it: When it comes to good grooming, the straight man is catching up to the gay man. Writes Dublin Daily reporter Frances Winston of metrosexuals, "They've embraced all the stereotypical qualities of homosexuality that make them a more groomed and well-rounded individual without 'changing sides.'" The ultimate metrosexual is soccer hunk David Beckham. Here's a little known fact about this über-athlete: He paints his nails and wears sarongs. He goes to the hair salon to get perfect highlights. What's more, he doesn't care if you know that. The Dublin Daily outs these famous metrosexuals and says why: Justin Timberlake He's obsessed with good grooming, especially his hair. He loves his mom and says so. He showed his sensitive side by admitting that Britney broke his heart. Ben Affleck Once committed to a wardrobe of sweatshirts and jeans, he's now one of the best-dressed men in Hollywood. (Thanks to J.Lo.) He just landed a lucrative contract to promote L'Oreal male grooming products. When L'Oreal announced the deal, the rep said, "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality, but are not afraid to care for their appearance." Who is NOT a metrosexual? Tommy Lee Liam Gallagher

07-17-2003, 07:48 PM	#15
Mooney Socialphobic Location: halifax Posts: 14,821	there was a metrosexual on blind date yesterday. :erm __________________

07-17-2003, 07:29 PM	#3
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	DUDE!!!! My girlfriend's mom is this social psychology professor and she taught me about that a month ago!! It comes up quite frequently now. Before I lived in California, I didn't really know any of those (actually, I take that back; when I went to college, there were some), but I have a few friends who are as metro as can be!

07-17-2003, 07:31 PM	#4
Liquid-J keeping it to a dull roar Location: san francisco, ca Posts: 12,824	a big part of this is cosmetic companies trying to tap into this supposedly huge market... they're trying to make it more acceptable for men to buy shit like that, its kinda smart, but you know, kinda zwan.

07-17-2003, 07:32 PM	#5
Eulogy huh Posts: 62,361	So the metrosexual is not gay....but he sure is zwan. That's what I got out of that article.

07-17-2003, 07:32 PM	#6
guz El Gringo Mexicano Location: I'd rather just have dome anyway Posts: 8,599	eek, part of that describes me.

07-17-2003, 07:33 PM	#7
Will Ownz Location: Phoenix Posts: 959	I guess if you can't make the girls stop, the only way to keep it equal is to get the boys to start.

07-17-2003, 07:35 PM	#8
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	It's just another sign that the straight white male is a dying breed, culturally. The acceptance of gay culture for straight people was the next logical step after white kids wearing FUBU.

07-17-2003, 07:40 PM	#14
Toby Just Hook it to My Veins! Location: the mtns Posts: 43,034	I love my mom and not afraid to say so....does that make me metrosexual?

07-17-2003, 08:19 PM	#17
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	so zwan

07-17-2003, 08:25 PM	#19
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	i read that article in a magazine. cept i forgot which one it was.

07-17-2003, 08:53 PM	#21
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	i could see if these FUBU, Sean Jean, Triple5soul etc. clothes were somewhat nice, but it's usually just matched denim and overtly large sweaters with huge plastic letters on them. never ever match your denim and never ever wear a sweater that's too big (unless it's cashmere)

07-17-2003, 07:28 PM	#2
ammy yer mom Posts: 23,180	*****!

07-18-2003, 08:50 AM	#22
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	I forgot to mention the poll....it says 53% of people think its pathetic. There is hope for the straight male yet.

07-23-2003, 10:17 AM	#23
The Gaddrow Minion of Satan Location: Nowhere Posts: 7,047	http://forums.netphoria.org/wwwboard/icons/icon6.gif