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Old 03-16-2018, 03:34 PM   #691
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I want a burger

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:01 PM   #692
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I want two burgers.

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:07 PM   #693
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my burger would have barbecue sauce and avocado on it

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:09 PM   #694
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I want classic with lettuce tomato and onion because I'm a goddam American

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:09 PM   #695
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I want a logo of an AR assault rifle seared into the meat too

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:10 PM   #696
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cooked onion yes, raw onion no. I just hate having the taste of onion in my mouth for hours and hours

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:12 PM   #697
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Raw onion. Like a quarter of a raw onion. and half a tomato. ultra crisp lettuce.

wait are these "grill skills" lyrics?

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:13 PM   #698
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I wonder if the Johnny Rockets near me is still in business.

edit: nope it closed. dang.

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:14 PM   #699
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50s-themed diner chains rule.

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 05:15 PM   #700
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I think "going steady" was code for "hand jobs" in the 50s. Oral sex did not exist yet.

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 06:00 PM   #701
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cooked onion yes, raw onion no. I just hate having the taste of onion in my mouth for hours and hours
one of my least favorite things ever is getting an omelette or pizza that has basically raw veggies as toppings/fillings

the flavor is great but the texture ruins the whole thing. similarly, some burger places put rings of raw onion in burgers....mcdonalds is actually doing it right with diced onion

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 06:26 PM   #702
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you're insane

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 06:32 PM   #703
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that's what you heard but that's not what I said
it's pretty much exactly what you said

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:03 PM   #704
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I used to like raw sliced rings of red onions upon my burger

But now I share, regularly, my mouth, so this is sensibly forbidden

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:03 PM   #705
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It's gotta be caramelized onions or no dice for me.

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:03 PM   #706
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If you are single, quit bitching about it and eat an onion quick

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:03 PM   #707
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Raw onions overpower every other ingredient in whatever it is you're eating.

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:10 PM   #708
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I like it in Greek salad still. You don’t bite a big Fucken chunk of it at a time tho, geez

Try to control yourself

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:10 PM   #709
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hot takes incoming:

raw onion, crispy lettuce, and beautiful ripe tomato in a burger, are often more of a highlight for me than the actual patty

all that caramelized onion bullshit in your burger is for children

burger king blows mcdonalds out of the greasy hotdog water any day of the week

Last edited by teh b0lly!!1 : 03-16-2018 at 09:15 PM. Reason: in coming lol

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:11 PM   #710
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hot takes in coming:

raw onion, crispy lettuce, and beautiful ripe tomato in a burger, are often more of a highlight for me than the actual patty

all that caramelized onion bullshit in your burger is for children

burger king blows mcdonalds out of the greasy hotdog water any day of the week
Holy Fucking God I endorse EACH OF THESE SENTIMENTALS

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:15 PM   #711
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the problem is not the onion, but the burger making asshole who decides it'll be a good idea to place a 1.5 inch thick whole piece of onion directly on top of your burger

maybe you should, like, not just accept everything that's being handed to you and like, question and examine it and take it apart and make your own reality, assholes. don't be trashing onions cause you can't handle life. onions rule

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:19 PM   #712
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YES!!!!!

 
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Old 03-16-2018, 09:47 PM   #713
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hot takes incoming:

raw onion, crispy lettuce, and beautiful ripe tomato in a burger, are often more of a highlight for me than the actual patty

all that caramelized onion bullshit in your burger is for children

burger king blows mcdonalds out of the greasy hotdog water any day of the week

 
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Old 03-17-2018, 08:37 AM   #714
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onions are the spice of lyfe

 
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Old 03-17-2018, 12:10 PM   #715
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it's pretty much exactly what you said
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Old 03-17-2018, 02:18 PM   #716
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hot takes incoming:

raw onion, crispy lettuce, and beautiful ripe tomato in a burger, are often more of a highlight for me than the actual patty

all that caramelized onion bullshit in your burger is for children

burger king blows mcdonalds out of the greasy hotdog water any day of the week
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If you are single, quit bitching about it and eat an onion quick
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I used to like raw sliced rings of red onions upon my burger

But now I share, regularly, my mouth, so this is sensibly forbidden
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one of my least favorite things ever is getting an omelette or pizza that has basically raw veggies as toppings/fillings

the flavor is great but the texture ruins the whole thing. similarly, some burger places put rings of raw onion in burgers....mcdonalds is actually doing it right with diced onion
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Raw onions overpower every other ingredient in whatever it is you're eating.
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I like it in Greek salad still. You don’t bite a big Fucken chunk of it at a time tho, geez

Try to control yourself
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the problem is not the onion, but the burger making asshole who decides it'll be a good idea to place a 1.5 inch thick whole piece of onion directly on top of your burger

maybe you should, like, not just accept everything that's being handed to you and like, question and examine it and take it apart and make your own reality, assholes. don't be trashing onions cause you can't handle life. onions rule
I kind of knew you all had strong opinions on onions. I felt it in my bones.

I really do like onion, even raw, but yes it can very easily overpower other flavors if it is not applied in serious moderation. But even so, and this is not the fault of the onion, I just hate feeling like I have bad breath. With a date or s/o it's definitely off limits unless she is eating raw onion too, but even outside that, I fear having to speak in close proximity to someone and them thinking, "man this dude has onion breath." It's not a good look. And if you've just had a really serious onion, even after you brush your teeth the flavor will still linger for awhile which bothers me. But I do enjoy onions, I promise.

 
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Old 03-17-2018, 03:05 PM   #717
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lol a serious onion

 
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:53 PM   #718
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Old 03-20-2018, 09:59 PM   #719
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i just had a cup o noodles. beef.

 
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Old 03-23-2018, 06:50 PM   #720
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i attempted to make beer battered fish for the first time. mostly a success!

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