Ugly's 6000th Post Sci-Fi/ Fantasy Character Kegger

Ugly · 07-22-2003, 08:14 PM

HEY EVERYBODY! TIME TO PACK YOUR BAGS AND GO PARTY DOWN

WE GOT LOTS OF HALFLING LEAF TO GO AROUND

JOHNNY FIVE IS ALIVE AND HE HAS A LITTLE BIT OF THE SUNSHINE ACID

ANY STYLE ANYWAY ANYTIME

ANYTHING GOES TODAY BABY! ANYTHING GOES!

neopryn · 07-22-2003, 08:16 PM

Is it okay to masturbate to that last picture?

Nimrod's Son · 07-22-2003, 08:22 PM

It's been a long time, getting from there to here.

mirrar · 07-22-2003, 08:27 PM

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Ugly · 07-22-2003, 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
It's been a long time, getting from there to here.

Boycott Graceland · 07-22-2003, 08:41 PM

i'll bring the hammer!

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Ugly · 07-22-2003, 09:03 PM

Ugly · 07-22-2003, 09:09 PM

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miss world · 07-22-2003, 09:23 PM

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strange_one · 07-22-2003, 09:52 PM

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Ugly · 11:24 PM

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Desi · 07-22-2003, 11:28 PM

This expression meaning "to achieve the required standard" is first recorded in an O. Henry story of 1902: "So I looked around and found a proposition [a woman] that exactly cut the mustard."

It may come from a cowboy expression, "the proper mustard", meaning "the genuine thing", and a resulting use of "mustard" to denote the best of anything. O. Henry in Cabbages and Kings (1894) called mustard "the main attraction": "I'm not headlined in the bills, but I'm the mustard in the salad dressing, just the same." Figurative use of "mustard" as a positive superlative dates from 1659 in the phrase "keen as mustard", and use of "cut" to denote rank (as in "a cut above") dates from the 18th century.

Other theories are that it is a corruption of the military phrase "to pass muster" ("muster", from Latin _monstrare_="to show", means "to assemble (troops), as for inspection"); that it refers to the practice of adding vinegar to ground-up mustard seed to "cut" the bitter taste; that it literally means "cut mustard" as an example of a difficult task, mustard being a relatively tough crop that grows close to the ground; and that it literally means "cut mustard" as an example of an easy task (via the negative expression "can't even cut the mustard"), mustard being easier to cut at the table than butter.

The more-or-less synonymous expression "cut it" (as in "'Sorry' doesn't cut it") seems to be more recent and may derive from "cut the mustard".

Ugly · 07-22-2003, 11:35 PM

You know, if I glasses fell off I would actually say "My eyes the goggles do nothing". Hell I probably have.

Anyway that picture is funny/ what the hell am I doing in there? It always looks to me like I'm commiting suicide by slicing open my intestine and I'm whistling while I'm doing it.

Also, now I can't get the useless fact about the definition of "where the phrase cut the mustard" came from. I should drink a few beers so I forget...

Ugly · 07-22-2003, 11:37 PM

this thread is so inspiring cuz Faith of the Heart plays every time I click on it. I can reach any star, baby.

Desi · 07-22-2003, 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly
You know, if I glasses fell off I would actually say "My eyes the goggles do nothing". Hell I probably have.

Anyway that picture is funny/ what the hell am I doing in there? It always looks to me like I'm commiting suicide by slicing open my intestine and I'm whistling while I'm doing it.

Also, now I can't get the useless fact about the definition of "where the phrase cut the mustard" came from. I should drink a few beers so I forget...

hahaha, does that score me any rock power?

you're cutting yourself because you are the mustard. pls your glasses fell off so yuou can't really see what you're doing. you'e just cuttin the mustard like a mofo. and you're squinting and going :-o woax. ad i had no idea it was even a phrase until i googled c'ut the mustar.'d. ahah. that 2 thing from chris is making me laugj.

this is why i didn't post on netphoria this evening. 2,2 much wine. amkaesme tired.

07-22-2003, 08:14 PM	#1
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07-22-2003, 11:20 PM	#11
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07-22-2003, 08:16 PM	#2
neopryn let's see your penis! Location: i had a few beers, but i'm cool to drive Posts: 31,862	Is it okay to masturbate to that last picture?

07-22-2003, 08:22 PM	#3
Nimrod's Son Master of Karate and Friendship Location: in your butt Posts: 72,943	It's been a long time, getting from there to here.

07-22-2003, 08:41 PM	#6
Boycott Graceland Socialphobic Location: leprechaun julius Posts: 10,324	i'll bring the hammer! http://www.ropamall.com/images/hammer.jpg

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07-22-2003, 09:23 PM	#9
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07-22-2003, 11:28 PM	#12
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	This expression meaning "to achieve the required standard" is first recorded in an O. Henry story of 1902: "So I looked around and found a proposition [a woman] that exactly cut the mustard." It may come from a cowboy expression, "the proper mustard", meaning "the genuine thing", and a resulting use of "mustard" to denote the best of anything. O. Henry in Cabbages and Kings (1894) called mustard "the main attraction": "I'm not headlined in the bills, but I'm the mustard in the salad dressing, just the same." Figurative use of "mustard" as a positive superlative dates from 1659 in the phrase "keen as mustard", and use of "cut" to denote rank (as in "a cut above") dates from the 18th century. Other theories are that it is a corruption of the military phrase "to pass muster" ("muster", from Latin _monstrare_="to show", means "to assemble (troops), as for inspection"); that it refers to the practice of adding vinegar to ground-up mustard seed to "cut" the bitter taste; that it literally means "cut mustard" as an example of a difficult task, mustard being a relatively tough crop that grows close to the ground; and that it literally means "cut mustard" as an example of an easy task (via the negative expression "can't even cut the mustard"), mustard being easier to cut at the table than butter. The more-or-less synonymous expression "cut it" (as in "'Sorry' doesn't cut it") seems to be more recent and may derive from "cut the mustard".

07-22-2003, 11:35 PM	#13
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	You know, if I glasses fell off I would actually say "My eyes the goggles do nothing". Hell I probably have. Anyway that picture is funny/ what the hell am I doing in there? It always looks to me like I'm commiting suicide by slicing open my intestine and I'm whistling while I'm doing it. Also, now I can't get the useless fact about the definition of "where the phrase cut the mustard" came from. I should drink a few beers so I forget...

07-22-2003, 11:37 PM	#14
Ugly Immortal Location: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed Posts: 21,249	this thread is so inspiring cuz Faith of the Heart plays every time I click on it. I can reach any star, baby.