I saw a kid at the mall wearing a Zwan shirt! (and other charming stories)

Nate the Grate · 07-22-2003, 12:57 PM

Yeah, so this kid was wearing a Zwan shirt. It was one of the original shirts, in blue. He looked really dirty though. Oh yeah, and then I was in American Eagle (my girlfriend was shopping too, alright), and I heard both Interpol and "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division. I don't know, it was just really weird hearing Joy Division in freakin American Eagle.

Then we went to an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet which had literally every food item you could imagine (except teriyaki beef, wtf?), and then Old Orchard Beach, and then to an amusement park. The amusement park (Fun Town) supposedly has the roller coaster ranked #10 in the world, but I really find that hard to believe. Now that I think of it, it might be the #10 wooden roller coaster, that would probably make more sense.

and to make it all better, I drove there, just me and my girlfriend. It was the first time I've driven out of town without my parents, so that was different. yeah, my day ruled.

silent1 · 01:12 PM

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THRILLHO · 07-22-2003, 01:36 PM

i saw a hot chick wearing a zwan tank top on the bus. THAT was weird.

Travis Meekz · 07-22-2003, 03:24 PM

I saw a guy wearing a Zwan shirt at Lalapalooza Saturday. What a fag. Then I watched The Lost Boys and under "Special Effects" it said Matt Sweeny. What a fag.

spring · 07-22-2003, 03:54 PM

Sunday July 13, on Centre Island. The chick wearing it was on a bike...ugly chick though.

MarIon Brando · 07-22-2003, 05:27 PM

I am wearing a Zwan shirt

Desi · 07-22-2003, 05:28 PM

marlon brando is like a hyped up MonteLDS who swears.

MarIon Brando · 07-22-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Desi
marlon brando is like a hyped up MonteLDS who swears.

What colour is your fucking dresser bitch?

miss world · 07-22-2003, 05:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarIon Brando
What color is your fucking dresser bitch?

its red with white drawers and red knobs!

bonsor · 07-22-2003, 05:51 PM

i bought a zwan shirt on ebay because i didn't have any money when i saw them. im excited to get it in a few days. i will wear it proudly.

Eulogy · 07-22-2003, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
i bought a zwan shirt on ebay because i didn't have any money when i saw them. im excited to get it in a few days. i will wear it proudly.

Which one?

I have a black one with the deer on the back that doesn't fit, the white one with green letters that was sold at those 5 Metro shows, and the black one with their pictures on the front and Zwan written on the ass...which I am wearing right now.

Yeah, so?

Nimrod's Son · 07-22-2003, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy

Which one?

I have a black one with the deer on the back that doesn't fit, the white one with green letters that was sold at those 5 Metro shows, and the black one with their pictures on the front and Zwan written on the ass...which I am wearing right now.

Yeah, so?

Ha! Your ass is so zwan!

Eulogy · 07-22-2003, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nimrod's Son
Ha! You're ass is so zwan!

Actually, I guess it's more my lower back than my ass.

My t-shirts don't go down to my ass. What was I thinking?

EDIT: And only because you'd have done it to me:

Your*

EDIT #2: Not quick enough, my friend.

mercurial · 07-22-2003, 06:04 PM

about Zwan and your ass presumably

bonsor · 07-22-2003, 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy

Which one?

I have a black one with the deer on the back that doesn't fit, the white one with green letters that was sold at those 5 Metro shows, and the black one with their pictures on the front and Zwan written on the ass...which I am wearing right now.

Yeah, so?

the blue one.

how much do you want for the one with the deer? and does it have paz on it? if so, forget it.

Eulogy · 07-22-2003, 06:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ******
the blue one.

how much do you want for the one with the deer? and does it have paz on it? if so, forget it.

It's got no people on it. I don't know if I'm wlling to sell.

Never Nohen · 07-22-2003, 06:55 PM

What the fuck? There are Zwan shirts?

Ihaman · 07-22-2003, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Never_Nohen
What the fuck? There are Zwan shirts?

and boy do they scream "homo"

Junebug · 07-22-2003, 07:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Eulogy

It's got no people on it.

dowhat? do you have a pic? I didn't know one of those existed :erm.

Eulogy · 07-22-2003, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Junebug

dowhat? do you have a pic? I didn't know one of those existed :erm.

Nope.

But it has Zwan in the original font on the front, and a deer on the back. Below the deer it says, 'Have a nice summer.'

mirrar · 07-22-2003, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nate the Grate
I don't know, it was just really weird hearing Joy Division in freakin American Eagle.

last time i was in american eagle i heard carbon kid by the alpinestars featuring brian molko from placebo! i was floored.

07-22-2003, 01:04 PM	#2
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07-22-2003, 03:24 PM	#4
Travis Meekz Minion of Satan Location: . Posts: 6,301	I saw a guy wearing a Zwan shirt at Lalapalooza Saturday. What a fag. Then I watched The Lost Boys and under "Special Effects" it said Matt Sweeny. What a fag. __________________ ...

07-22-2003, 03:54 PM	#5
spring die 'til it doesn't hurt Posts: 7,475	latest Zwan t-shirt sighting Sunday July 13, on Centre Island. The chick wearing it was on a bike...ugly chick though. __________________ Son vrai nom est amitié.

07-22-2003, 12:57 PM	#1
Nate the Grate Minion of Satan Posts: 6,212	I saw a kid at the mall wearing a Zwan shirt! (and other charming stories) Yeah, so this kid was wearing a Zwan shirt. It was one of the original shirts, in blue. He looked really dirty though. Oh yeah, and then I was in American Eagle (my girlfriend was shopping too, alright), and I heard both Interpol and "Love Will Tear Us Apart" by Joy Division. I don't know, it was just really weird hearing Joy Division in freakin American Eagle. Then we went to an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet which had literally every food item you could imagine (except teriyaki beef, wtf?), and then Old Orchard Beach, and then to an amusement park. The amusement park (Fun Town) supposedly has the roller coaster ranked #10 in the world, but I really find that hard to believe. Now that I think of it, it might be the #10 wooden roller coaster, that would probably make more sense. and to make it all better, I drove there, just me and my girlfriend. It was the first time I've driven out of town without my parents, so that was different. yeah, my day ruled.

07-22-2003, 01:36 PM	#3
THRILLHO Apocalyptic Poster Location: vancouver Posts: 2,092	i saw a hot chick wearing a zwan tank top on the bus. THAT was weird.

07-22-2003, 05:27 PM	#6
MarIon Brando Pledge Location: Nanaimo, BC, Canada Posts: 61	I am wearing a Zwan shirt

07-22-2003, 05:28 PM	#7
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	marlon brando is like a hyped up MonteLDS who swears.

07-22-2003, 05:51 PM	#10
bonsor Minion of Satan Location: midwest Posts: 8,771	i bought a zwan shirt on ebay because i didn't have any money when i saw them. im excited to get it in a few days. i will wear it proudly.

07-22-2003, 06:04 PM	#14
mercurial $ W▲ G Posts: 6,576	about Zwan and your ass presumably

07-22-2003, 06:55 PM	#17
Never Nohen Apocalyptic Poster Location: Never Never Land Posts: 2,981	What the fuck? There are Zwan shirts?