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Old 02-19-2018, 10:32 PM   #6331
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Old 02-19-2018, 10:41 PM   #6332
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between this thread and the other thread describing fuzzy's penis in a flaccid state, i can't say the content level on here has been very pleasing lately

 
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Old 02-19-2018, 10:51 PM   #6333
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:05 PM   #6334
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also, 15k posts. huzzah.
orange stars are by far the ugliest color here though. can't wait till i get to white. that's always been my fav
i'm low key jealous of the rainbow sparkly stars a la Andy Slash and SPpunk

 
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:08 PM   #6335
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:13 PM   #6336
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it's my kid's six month check up tomorrow and she has to get a truckload of vaccines. that's always a pleasure. after this third round of boosters she shouldn't need any until her 1 year visit, afaik. i'm already sweating it, most kids run a fever that night and for up to a day. i just hope she feels like eating and can sleep it off as peacefully as possible. i think she's pretty close to tripling her birth weight which is really good.

 
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:49 PM   #6337
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bitch, my stars are fabbbbbulous

 
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Old 02-19-2018, 11:49 PM   #6338
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it's my kid's six month check up tomorrow and she has to get a truckload of vaccines. that's always a pleasure. after this third round of boosters she shouldn't need any until her 1 year visit, afaik. i'm already sweating it, most kids run a fever that night and for up to a day. i just hope she feels like eating and can sleep it off as peacefully as possible. i think she's pretty close to tripling her birth weight which is really good.

 
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Old 02-20-2018, 07:55 AM   #6339
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Old 02-20-2018, 03:34 PM   #6340
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say shallowed, never thought I'd say it, but that youtube dude you brought up was pretty funny indeed.

 
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Old 02-20-2018, 07:17 PM   #6341
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Her doctor visit is over. Fingers crossed she has a good night after the four fucking needles, jeez.

 
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Old 02-20-2018, 07:31 PM   #6342
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Old 02-20-2018, 08:43 PM   #6343
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i would reconsider having kids if they could be like that baby

 
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Old 02-20-2018, 09:47 PM   #6344
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say shallowed, never thought I'd say it, but that youtube dude you brought up was pretty funny indeed.
I just realised that this is the same guy


 
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Old 02-20-2018, 09:56 PM   #6345
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lol

i've watched like 5 of his videos now. he's pretty funny.

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 06:31 AM   #6346
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btw did you live or die?
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how did it go?
Hmmm. I definitely without a doubt have had worse hangovers. In fact I came good around lunch time. But still, I sincerely hope that I am able to resist the temptation of drinking the day/night before a 6am start in the future... Ah who am I kidding.

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 06:42 AM   #6347
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I feel exactly the same. Pretty much the absolute most insane, beautiful, and perfect thing I have ever seen on TV. I am now slowly finishing up with The Final Dossier... at which point there really will be no more new Twin Peaks ever for me (most likely)
I'm only a quarter way through The Secret History and I think I'll save The Final Dossier for later in the year. I'm currently going through the "explore fan theories" phase, most of the videos on YouTube are pretty slack but I thought this made for a pretty good listen https://www.soundcloud.com/user-8472...s-the-return-1

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 08:25 AM   #6348
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Old 02-21-2018, 10:46 AM   #6349
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laying here dying haven't had the urge to eat in 2 days contemplating going to the hospital but I've never had to in my adult life and I don't know how the insurance thing works I haven't been sent a card from my work I just enrolled

my brain is too fuzzed to figure this out

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 11:32 AM   #6350
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describe symptoms

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 12:05 PM   #6351
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off and on fever (think I'm over the worst of this though)
sore throat
lethargy
loss of appetite

I think maybe it's strep because I don't have a cough and I'm not leaking mucus like I'd expect with a virus

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 12:06 PM   #6352
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laying here dying haven't had the urge to eat in 2 days contemplating going to the hospital but I've never had to in my adult life and I don't know how the insurance thing works I haven't been sent a card from my work I just enrolled

my brain is too fuzzed to figure this out
without a card you don't know your policy number, right? that is kind of a problem in the "asking for insurance" world. the hospital will treat you regardless but it's expensive. if you think you can duke it out i would try to but if you have any trouble breathing, excessive vomiting, chest pain, severe confusion, or your fever gets too high you need to go in. i hope you get better quickly, that seriously sucks.

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 12:14 PM   #6353
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it sounds like standard flu to me. just drink some hot tea and grow a pair.

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 12:23 PM   #6354
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yeah you probably have the flu. according to your age bracket you should live.

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 12:46 PM   #6355
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idkkk I might die

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 01:20 PM   #6356
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if you want to get tested at your regular doctor to see if you have flu or strep it might be worthwhile cuz there's medicine for strep. there's also antivirals for flu but if you've already been sick for a couple days they are pretty useless. please don't spread that shit!! and drink a fuckton of water!!

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 01:23 PM   #6357
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Sweet, can I have all your stuff?

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 02:35 PM   #6358
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off and on fever (think I'm over the worst of this though)
sore throat
lethargy
loss of appetite

I think maybe it's strep because I don't have a cough and I'm not leaking mucus like I'd expect with a virus
sounds like post punk to me.
have you considered volunteering?

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 02:41 PM   #6359
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off and on fever (think I'm over the worst of this though)
sore throat
lethargy
loss of appetite

I think maybe it's strep because I don't have a cough and I'm not leaking mucus like I'd expect with a virus
do you have inflamed lymph nodes (trouble swallowing/opening mouth)? if so i'd definitely go. you need to get treated for strep if that's what it is. if you don't it can cause Rheumatic fever https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rheumatic_fever

it's a small but significant chance.

also if fever is over 102 for more than 3 days you should go. or body aches that are not improving at all.

hope you feel better
if you have insurance and just don't have the card yet don't worry, it'll get sorted

 
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Old 02-21-2018, 02:47 PM   #6360
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Not dying is thirsty work.

 
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