Can I be the Secret Santa bitch this year?

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 06:50 PM

pretty please with a booger on top?

skippy · 10-17-2002, 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
pretty please with a booger on top?

Are you responsible? Will you do a good job? I'd like to see some references before I make my decision.

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 06:56 PM

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Originally posted by Mark LeDrew

Are you responsible? Will you do a good job? I'd like to see some references before I make my decision.

yes! I need something to occupy me in those cold, Winter months. I am responsible. And I think I could do a good job with matching people up.

please!?

Smiley33 · 07:10 PM

I know I'm a juvenille ape on Netphoria, but I really am normal. I swear. I'm a clean cut, responsible kid. People trust me with their children. I don't have a beard. I wear deodorant. I even look pretty normal. And I'm organized, man.

Look. Don't I look organized and responsible? And not like Animal on the muppet babies? Well, ok, maybe like animal on the muppet babies.

http://batti.20m.com/cgi-bin/i/desi1.jpg ANIMAL!

Oblivious · 10-17-2002, 07:08 PM

i was actually thinking of nominating you for the task. so yes.

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 07:11 PM

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Originally posted by Oblivious
i was actually thinking of nominating you for the task. so yes.

Apart · 10-17-2002, 07:11 PM

haha!! i'm surprised that i've had this much of an affect on this bitch.
heh, maybe she's finally realising just how ugly she really is. poor imbecile. she wuves me so.

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 07:13 PM

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Originally posted by Apart
bitch.
ugly
imbecile

wuves

YOU SAID WUVES

I think I'm in wuv

ZERO · 10-17-2002, 07:17 PM

I vote no! which means yes in monkey talk!

twice · 10-17-2002, 07:18 PM

yesplease!

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by ZERO
I vote no! which means yes in monkey talk!

<3 my monkey bro and his apelike logic.

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by twice
yesplease!

*squeal*

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 07:21 PM

I think Jesus just voted that he hated me!

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 07:28 PM

I have a Netphorian example! I took some paperwork that Zero (William) mailed me to a government office here in Ottawa to get officialized or whatever and then went to an embassy here and got them stamped or something and they mailed them off for him. And he got it all back in time!

KrazeeStacee · 10-17-2002, 07:33 PM

Definately.

ZERO · 10-17-2002, 07:37 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
I have a Netphorian example! I took some paperwork that Zero (William) mailed me to a government office here in Ottawa to get officialized or whatever and then went to an embassy here and got them stamped or something and they mailed them off for him. And he got it all back in time!

Ahead of time even. THe papers were in Calgary before i was.

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 07:43 PM

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Originally posted by KrazeePumpkin
Definately.

<3

Smiley33 · 10-17-2002, 07:44 PM

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Originally posted by ZERO

Ahead of time even. THe papers were in Calgary before i was.

good. I was worried you wouldn't get them in time because of the time constraints. They actually did their jobs!

twice · 10-17-2002, 07:59 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
I think Jesus just voted that he hated me!

but he's overrated!

it's official. --> http://www.netphoria.org/forums/show...&threadid=3161

sleeper · 10-17-2002, 08:00 PM

i think a good idea would be for you to keep track of who's got who so if someone gets stiffed the perp can be exposed and shamed

Oblivious · 10-17-2002, 08:04 PM

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Originally posted by sleeper
i think a good idea would be for you to keep track of who's got who so if someone gets stiffed the perp can be exposed and shamed

seriously. it's too bad that we have no way of knowing who didn't send their gifts last year. they shouldn't be allowed to participate this year. fuckers.

Smiley33 · 10-18-2002, 09:23 PM

ok, so I drank antifreeze and I lol'ed at my cunt. Now can I be the Secret Santa bitch?

Orchestra · 10-18-2002, 09:24 PM

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Originally posted by Smiley33
ok, so I drank antifreeze and I lol'ed at my cunt. Now can I be the Secret Santa bitch?

got my vote

Smiley33 · 10-18-2002, 09:27 PM

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Originally posted by Orchestra

got my vote

i was very close to death this morning, and my cunt loled at me back. This campaign is costing me my life. Thank you for your vote.

View Poll Results: Can I? Huh? Huh?
yes. yes, yes indeed.	11	61.11%
fuck you, stupid bitch. Go drink some antifreeze. jesus hates you.	5	27.78%
lol, cunt... lolol	2	11.11%
Voters: 18. You may not vote on this poll

10-17-2002, 06:50 PM	#1
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10-17-2002, 07:05 PM	#4
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	I know I'm a juvenille ape on Netphoria, but I really am normal. I swear. I'm a clean cut, responsible kid. People trust me with their children. I don't have a beard. I wear deodorant. I even look pretty normal. And I'm organized, man. Look. Don't I look organized and responsible? And not like Animal on the muppet babies? Well, ok, maybe like animal on the muppet babies. http://batti.20m.com/cgi-bin/i/desi1.jpg ANIMAL! __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts. Last edited by Smiley33 : 10-17-2002 at 07:10 PM.

10-17-2002, 07:28 PM	#14
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	!!!! I have a Netphorian example! I took some paperwork that Zero (William) mailed me to a government office here in Ottawa to get officialized or whatever and then went to an embassy here and got them stamped or something and they mailed them off for him. And he got it all back in time!

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10-17-2002, 07:08 PM	#5
Oblivious Apocalyptic Poster Location: Village Oblivia Posts: 3,481	i was actually thinking of nominating you for the task. so yes.

10-17-2002, 07:11 PM	#7
Apart Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,039	haha!! i'm surprised that i've had this much of an affect on this bitch. heh, maybe she's finally realising just how ugly she really is. poor imbecile. she wuves me so.

10-17-2002, 07:17 PM	#9
ZERO Apocalyptic Poster Posts: 1,494	I vote no! which means yes in monkey talk!

10-17-2002, 07:18 PM	#10
twice Socialphobic Location: kitty in the middle Posts: 10,183	yesplease!

10-17-2002, 07:21 PM	#13
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	I think Jesus just voted that he hated me!

10-17-2002, 07:33 PM	#15
KrazeeStacee Immortal Location: Sherwood Forest Posts: 21,296	Definately.

10-17-2002, 08:00 PM	#20
sleeper Minion of Satan Posts: 8,801	i think a good idea would be for you to keep track of who's got who so if someone gets stiffed the perp can be exposed and shamed

10-18-2002, 09:23 PM	#22
Smiley33 Minion of Satan Posts: 6,542	ok, so I drank antifreeze and I lol'ed at my cunt. Now can I be the Secret Santa bitch?