Is Jason Schwartzman's legacy that he looks like Tom Cruise?

Catherine Wheel · 02-05-2018, 11:31 PM

Kind of like how Oscar Isaac is probably going to be remembered as that guy who looks a lot like Al Pacino.

"Oh yeah he was that hipster that looks like Tom Cruise that did all those silly comedies."

pavementtune · 11:52 PM

either you are stepping up the parody thread game, or you have serious problems with your eyes.

let's skip what you said about legacy and go for the lookalike comparison.

MarquisInSpades · 02-05-2018, 11:51 PM

you even see the dude in Scott Pilgrim vs The World? or Donnie Darko?

My answer will have to be no

Catherine Wheel · 02-05-2018, 11:55 PM

http://cheezburger.com/6030388480

pavementtune · 02-06-2018, 12:00 AM

Did you ever figure out if Sade or Michael Jackson had the bigger influence?

MarquisInSpades · 02-06-2018, 12:02 AM

oh wow, one picture where they've beards and long hair
that's like saying "Is Billy Corgan's legacy that he looks like Gerard Way?"

Catherine Wheel · 02-06-2018, 12:04 AM

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ood-great.html

The heir to Pacino: Intense, brooding, and magnetic, rising star Oscar Isaac has the looks of a young Al - and in two dazzling new films shows he can act like him too

pavementtune · 02-06-2018, 12:06 AM

thank you for the dailymail, that is really a solid argument right there.

good to see you cw, always a pleasure.

MarquisInSpades · 02-06-2018, 12:06 AM

tv&showbiz

I'm gonna go and watch A Most Violent Year in a little bit

pavementtune · 02-06-2018, 12:08 AM

Belly's legacy is that he looks like Kirsten Dunst.

MarquisInSpades · 02-06-2018, 12:08 AM

hahaha I forgot about that

pale_princess · 02-06-2018, 12:26 AM

neat, Catherine Wheel's still at it!

ilikeplanets · 02-06-2018, 12:30 AM

Who looks like who? I don't watch movies

Catherine Wheel · 01:00 AM

https://twitter.com/hsblechman/statu...35899758772228

When Schwartzman first became a big thing with Rushmore and I would see him on talk shows I thought to myself he and Tom Cruise could be brothers. he definitely looks like him in Rushmore. And they are both short too.

Sure he doesn't look like Tom Cruise now. But he looks like a young Tom Cruise. I always just thought of him as a hipster version of Tom Cruise.

reprise85 · 02-06-2018, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by pale_princess

neat, Catherine Wheel's still at it!

hey look who it is

MarquisInSpades · 02-06-2018, 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ilikeplanets

Who looks like who? I don't watch movies

Tom Cruise.... you for real, yo?

ilikeplanets · 02-06-2018, 01:22 AM

Shhh don't ruin it!

butthurt · 02-06-2018, 02:10 AM

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-06-2018, 02:36 AM

oscar isaac does kinda look like young pacino, i'll give you that

teh b0lly!!1 · 02-06-2018, 02:37 AM

did you guys ever notice bill burr oddly echoes lars ulrich?

smashingjj · 02-06-2018, 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pale_princess

neat, Catherine Wheel's still at it!

!!!

Disco King · 02-06-2018, 03:34 AM

Is Catherine Wheel's legacy that he posts like a less bro-dude version of Fuzzyroes?

MarquisInSpades · 02-06-2018, 10:03 AM

pale_princess · 02-06-2018, 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smashingjj

!!!

smashingjj · 02-06-2018, 11:51 AM

that's been what, 45 years? I remember you as the 17 year old, Uzbeki rascal that i once knew. You haven't changed a bit!

02-05-2018, 11:31 PM	#1
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	Is Jason Schwartzman's legacy that he looks like Tom Cruise? Kind of like how Oscar Isaac is probably going to be remembered as that guy who looks a lot like Al Pacino. "Oh yeah he was that hipster that looks like Tom Cruise that did all those silly comedies."

02-05-2018, 11:50 PM	#2
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	either you are stepping up the parody thread game, or you have serious problems with your eyes. let's skip what you said about legacy and go for the lookalike comparison. Last edited by pavementtune : 02-05-2018 at 11:52 PM. Reason: oops

02-06-2018, 12:34 AM	#14
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	https://twitter.com/hsblechman/statu...35899758772228 When Schwartzman first became a big thing with Rushmore and I would see him on talk shows I thought to myself he and Tom Cruise could be brothers. he definitely looks like him in Rushmore. And they are both short too. Sure he doesn't look like Tom Cruise now. But he looks like a young Tom Cruise. I always just thought of him as a hipster version of Tom Cruise. Last edited by Catherine Wheel : 02-06-2018 at 01:00 AM.

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02-05-2018, 11:51 PM	#3
MarquisInSpades Banned Location: /private/etc/hosts.txt Posts: 1,901	you even see the dude in Scott Pilgrim vs The World? or Donnie Darko? My answer will have to be no

02-05-2018, 11:55 PM	#4
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	http://cheezburger.com/6030388480

02-06-2018, 12:00 AM	#5
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	Did you ever figure out if Sade or Michael Jackson had the bigger influence?

02-06-2018, 12:02 AM	#6
MarquisInSpades Banned Location: /private/etc/hosts.txt Posts: 1,901	oh wow, one picture where they've beards and long hair that's like saying "Is Billy Corgan's legacy that he looks like Gerard Way?"

02-06-2018, 12:04 AM	#7
Catherine Wheel Banned Location: Washington, D.C. Posts: 6,321	http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz...ood-great.html The heir to Pacino: Intense, brooding, and magnetic, rising star Oscar Isaac has the looks of a young Al - and in two dazzling new films shows he can act like him too

02-06-2018, 12:06 AM	#8
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	thank you for the dailymail, that is really a solid argument right there. good to see you cw, always a pleasure.

02-06-2018, 12:08 AM	#10
pavementtune ************** Location: I'm a quitter. I come from a long line of quitters. It's amazing I'm here at all. Posts: 8,689	Belly's legacy is that he looks like Kirsten Dunst.

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pale_princess spanish harlem mona lisa Location: the barrio Posts: 10,085	neat, Catherine Wheel's still at it!

02-06-2018, 12:30 AM	#13
ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Who looks like who? I don't watch movies

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ilikeplanets Socialphobic Location: Ignore List Posts: 14,104	Shhh don't ruin it!

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02-06-2018, 02:36 AM	#19
teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	oscar isaac does kinda look like young pacino, i'll give you that

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teh b0lly!!1 Braindead Location: PROWLING THE BADLANDS Posts: 16,215	did you guys ever notice bill burr oddly echoes lars ulrich?

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Disco King Minion of Satan Location: Banned Posts: 7,689	Is Catherine Wheel's legacy that he posts like a less bro-dude version of Fuzzyroes?

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02-06-2018, 11:51 AM	#25
smashingjj that person Location: LOL Party Centre Posts: 35,615	that's been what, 45 years? I remember you as the 17 year old, Uzbeki rascal that i once knew. You haven't changed a bit!