Some Poetry I wrote

Marlon Brando · 07-22-2003, 04:02 AM

ACCEPTANCE

It's okay
For me
To be a bastard.

ASS GRAVY

Ass Gravy
Is tender and beautiful.
Ass Gravy
Makes me want to cry.
Ass Gravy unifies our planet
And makes little poodles
Square dance in the mud.

BIBLE

What does the Bible say?
It says nothing.

BLIND

I can't see
A goddamn
Thing.

BOO BOO

Boo Boo was Yogi's sex slave.
Yogi forced Boo Boo
To drink his urine.
Yogi made Boo Boo
Eat his feces.
There's a lot that went on
That they never let us see
Between Yogi and Boo Boo.

CAPITAL PUNISHMENT

Don't kill
Your fellow man.
Let the government
Do that.

CHEWING A LEG OFF

Chewing it off.
Chewing it off.
Chewing it off.
Snap.

DISTANCE

The distance
Between any two points
Is annoying.

EXCLUSIVELY GAY

Shop at
Exclusively gay stores.
Attend
Exclusively gay parties.
Crack
Exclusively gay jokes.
Be
Self-absorbed and boring.

FABRIC OF OUR SOCIETY

Watch as the
Fabric of our society
Unravels and falls apart.
It was bad fabric
Anyway.

FAMILY

A pain in the ass
Forever and ever.
Family.
Totally fucked up
Till the end of eternity.
Family.
Whose fault is it
That things are
The way they are?
Horrible and ugly.
Family.

FEMINISTS

Let's
Get rid of them.

FORGOTTEN

I've forgotten what I did.
I've forgotten who I am.
I've forgotten what's important.
I forgot to check the biscuits.

FRANCE

France is a
Bad place.

HEAD

Rub the head.
Rub the head.

IGNORANCE

Self-imposed ignorance
Is a wonderful thing.
The less you know,
The clearer you dream.
The more you ignore,
The better things seem.

IMPOSSIBALLS

Your balls
Refuse
To follow instructions.

MUSCLES

Your muscles and
My muscles are
Lying on the floor
In a neat little pile.
They are not moving.

NUDITY KILLS

People without clothes
Will dry up and
Blow away.

NUT WHORE

I'm a nut whore.
There's nothing
I won't do
For nuts.
Oh, to be a
Nut whore.
Who could ask
For more?

OPERATION CANCELLED

We have decided
Not to
Operate.

OPINION

Opinions are like assholes.
Everybody has them
And they're all
Shitty.

REPRODUCTION

Reproduction is a very
Ugly thing.

RUPTURE

Describe how
The rupture
Felt.

SELF IMPORTANCE

How did your
Head get so big?

STARS TOO

Stars shoot up.
Me too.

STILLBORN

I will
Always remember you
That way.

SUDDEN KITTEN DEATH

If a kitten dies and
No one is around to
Observe it dying,
Is the kitten really dead?

palidor · 07-22-2003, 04:06 AM

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MarIon Brando · 07-22-2003, 04:19 AM

palidor if you do not have something nice to say please do not say anything at all!!!

Alice · 07-22-2003, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarIon Brando
palidor if you do not have something nice to say please do not say anything at all!!!

You threatened to leave... and then you didn't... it makes me sad.

MarIon Brando · 07-22-2003, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by meladoriemagpie

You threatened to leave... and then you didn't... it makes me sad.

i make empty threats because my soul is empty. i need cheese

meow · 07-22-2003, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MarIon Brando
palidor

is one of the best netphorians.

you, in fact, are not!

silent1 · 07-22-2003, 11:50 AM

but you are the worst. you...you...hater...and your cat is ugly. so nyah!

meow · 07-22-2003, 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent1
but you are the worst. you...you...hater...and your cat is ugly. so nyah!

hahahaha <3

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silent1 · 07-22-2003, 11:56 AM

oooooohhhhhh no. don't try and suck up to me now. you're on my shit list pal. watch your cat's back. he's got it coming to him.

cat

meow · 07-22-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by silent1
oooooohhhhhh no. don't try and suck up to me now. you're on my shit list pal. watch your cat's back. he's got it coming to him. cat

hes a she thats really an it because shes fixed.

if you come near my cat you will be

silent1 · 07-22-2003, 12:01 PM

oh...well i have no regrets. i hope i hurt it's feelings by getting it's gender wrong. that cat is going down. DOWN, YOU HEAR ME? muahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha
haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha hahahahaha.

07-22-2003, 04:02 AM	#1
Marlon Brando Banned Location: Nanaimo, BC, Canada Posts: 313	Some Poetry I wrote ACCEPTANCE It's okay For me To be a bastard. ASS GRAVY Ass Gravy Is tender and beautiful. Ass Gravy Makes me want to cry. Ass Gravy unifies our planet And makes little poodles Square dance in the mud. BIBLE What does the Bible say? It says nothing. BLIND I can't see A goddamn Thing. BOO BOO Boo Boo was Yogi's sex slave. Yogi forced Boo Boo To drink his urine. Yogi made Boo Boo Eat his feces. There's a lot that went on That they never let us see Between Yogi and Boo Boo. CAPITAL PUNISHMENT Don't kill Your fellow man. Let the government Do that. CHEWING A LEG OFF Chewing it off. Chewing it off. Chewing it off. Snap. DISTANCE The distance Between any two points Is annoying. EXCLUSIVELY GAY Shop at Exclusively gay stores. Attend Exclusively gay parties. Crack Exclusively gay jokes. Be Self-absorbed and boring. FABRIC OF OUR SOCIETY Watch as the Fabric of our society Unravels and falls apart. It was bad fabric Anyway. FAMILY A pain in the ass Forever and ever. Family. Totally fucked up Till the end of eternity. Family. Whose fault is it That things are The way they are? Horrible and ugly. Family. FEMINISTS Let's Get rid of them. FORGOTTEN I've forgotten what I did. I've forgotten who I am. I've forgotten what's important. I forgot to check the biscuits. FRANCE France is a Bad place. HEAD Rub the head. Rub the head. IGNORANCE Self-imposed ignorance Is a wonderful thing. The less you know, The clearer you dream. The more you ignore, The better things seem. IMPOSSIBALLS Your balls Refuse To follow instructions. MUSCLES Your muscles and My muscles are Lying on the floor In a neat little pile. They are not moving. NUDITY KILLS People without clothes Will dry up and Blow away. NUT WHORE I'm a nut whore. There's nothing I won't do For nuts. Oh, to be a Nut whore. Who could ask For more? OPERATION CANCELLED We have decided Not to Operate. OPINION Opinions are like assholes. Everybody has them And they're all Shitty. REPRODUCTION Reproduction is a very Ugly thing. RUPTURE Describe how The rupture Felt. SELF IMPORTANCE How did your Head get so big? STARS TOO Stars shoot up. Me too. STILLBORN I will Always remember you That way. SUDDEN KITTEN DEATH If a kitten dies and No one is around to Observe it dying, Is the kitten really dead?

07-22-2003, 04:06 AM	#2
palidor Apocalyptic Poster Location: Minnesota Posts: 2,073	http://www.timewarp-toys.com/troll.jpg

07-22-2003, 04:19 AM	#3
MarIon Brando Pledge Location: Nanaimo, BC, Canada Posts: 61	palidor if you do not have something nice to say please do not say anything at all!!!

07-22-2003, 11:50 AM	#7
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	but you are the worst. you...you...hater...and your cat is ugly. so nyah!

07-22-2003, 11:56 AM	#9
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	oooooohhhhhh no. don't try and suck up to me now. you're on my shit list pal. watch your cat's back. he's got it coming to him. cat

07-22-2003, 12:01 PM	#11
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	oh...well i have no regrets. i hope i hurt it's feelings by getting it's gender wrong. that cat is going down. DOWN, YOU HEAR ME? muahahahaha ha ha ha ha ha ha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha haha hahahahaha.