I have to get a pap smear tomorrow.

Helena Handbasket · 07-22-2003, 01:22 AM

I'm not happy about it.

Ihaman · 07-22-2003, 01:23 AM

sperm is people-larvae

isnt that gross?

shaniqua · 07-22-2003, 01:24 AM

i should make an appointment for mine soon

BlueStar · 07-22-2003, 01:26 AM

I have to go pick up a new pack of birth control pills tomorrow.

beef curtains · 07-22-2003, 01:37 AM

I'm going to have a poop smear tomorrow

zimzumprincess · 07-22-2003, 01:39 AM

those things leave me feeling completely violated.

Elvis The Fat Years · 07-22-2003, 01:40 AM

babies are STDs

ava transformer · 07-22-2003, 02:10 AM

i just got my birth control pill refill last week. i am due for a pap, but at least now i won't have a period on my b-day next month.:erm

Silverstream · 07-22-2003, 02:33 AM

ugh i need to make an appointment for mine, shit.

the speculums, why why why?!!

SuckSuckStyle · 07-22-2003, 02:35 AM

the other week when i went in for my shot, the nurse came back and asked when my last pap was. I said i'd never had one (since i'm not sexually active, the dr said i dont need one yet even though i'm almost 19) and she was like 'NEVER?!' and i got all scared thinking 'shit i should have lied'. thank god my dr cleared it up and told me to tell her the minute i become sexually active. i dont know what i'm going to do. I'm going to cry. I'll purposly miss my appointment. i just wont be able to do it.

I did have to take a pregnancy test though. passed that one!

zimzumprincess · 07-22-2003, 02:37 AM

um, sexually active or not, you should still have one, i believe... especially if you're 19. just to be safe. cancers and such.

Helena Handbasket · 07-22-2003, 02:42 AM

Oh no.. are they going to make me pee in a cup? What they find out my pee has some drugs in it?

Nimrod's Son · 07-22-2003, 02:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ihaman
sperm is people-larvae

isnt that gross?

No it isn't. Larvae are organisms that can live and grow into adults without merging with ovum.

Eve · 07-22-2003, 02:53 AM

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Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
Oh no.. are they going to make me pee in a cup? What they find out my pee has some drugs in it?

they don't care. and tessa, it's really not as horrible as you might think.

BlueStar · 07-22-2003, 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
Oh no.. are they going to make me pee in a cup?

They never made me pee in a cup.

SuckSuckStyle · 07-22-2003, 02:55 AM

I will cry and have nightmares and kick. they will have to give me sedatives. I'll throw up. you dont know how scared I was when she popped her little head in that door and asked me.

SuckSuckStyle · 07-22-2003, 02:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
Oh no.. are they going to make me pee in a cup? What they find out my pee has some drugs in it?

i had to do that once. they needed my blood for...something i forget. I was sick or something and i freaked out thinking they're going to find weed in my pee and tell my parents. Then when I peed in it, I accidently (really. accidently) knocked it over off the toilet all onto the floor. I tried to scoop up what I could and turned in about a teaspoon of pee. they looked at me funny and i walked out as fast as possible.

Nimrod's Son · 07-22-2003, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle

i had to do that once. they needed my blood for...something i forget. I was sick or something and i freaked out thinking they're going to find weed in my pee and tell my parents. Then when I peed in it, I accidently (really. accidently) knocked it over off the toilet all onto the floor. I tried to scoop up what I could and turned in about a teaspoon of pee. they looked at me funny and i walked out as fast as possible.

I think it would be funny if someone tracked down your parent's information (phone number, email address, whatever) and gave them links to all of your drug threads on Netphoria.

In fact, I challenge Netphoria to pull this off.

SuckSuckStyle · 07-22-2003, 03:14 AM

they wouldn't be surprised. and i probably wouldn't get in trouble.

my parents=aging hippies turn yuppies. they've been there and done that. they know I know everything they've done, and if I don't know everything, I know enough.

also, enough netphorians know/have met my parents that it wouldn't be a challenge. ask ***** what would happen if he showed up at my house with pages of my drug posts. my dad would say "howdy!" and offer him some food.

Nimrod's Son · 07-22-2003, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SuckSuckStyle
they wouldn't be surprised. and i probably wouldn't get in trouble.

my parents=aging hippies turn yuppies. they've been there and done that. they know I know everything they've done, and if I don't know everything, I know enough.

also, enough netphorians know/have met my parents that it wouldn't be a challenge. ask ***** what would happen if he showed up at my house with pages of my drug posts. my dad would say "howdy!" and offer him some food.

If that is truly the case, why so worried about your piss tests?

SuckSuckStyle · 07-22-2003, 03:30 AM

I was 16 and that was a few days after one of the first times I'd ever smoked so I was really paranoid about getting caught. It didn't matter by whom. I was just like "oh shit i smoked weed, and i have to pee in a cup oh no." if my parents drug tested me now, I'd just shrug and say "what are you going to do?" I'd probably tell them even before hand "hey, I smoke a lot of weed. end of story"

About a year later my brother was busted at school for selling or some stupid shit and my parents grounded him for a long time. He's a lot different than I am. He's very irresponsible (i.e. dropping e at school, having drugs on him at school, always on drugs, flunking every class because of drugs) so my parents were a lot harder on him than they'd ever be on me. when it actually happened, i told asked my mom if she really cared that we smoked pot and she said "i know you do, but just be smart". I'm smart. Dylan's not. I'd never bring it to school, use it before/during school, or let it effect my grades.

Desi · 07-22-2003, 10:02 AM

pap smears aren't scary. it takes like five seconds! plus, regular ones can prevent/detect cancer and other shit.

Desi · 07-22-2003, 10:09 AM

you guys are such weiners.

Random Female · 07-22-2003, 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Helena Handbasket
Oh no.. are they going to make me pee in a cup? What they find out my pee has some drugs in it?

nah they don't mess with your pee. they'll rub your boobies, though!! really, it's not bad at all. I actually don't mind it... my doc is so nice i like talking to him while he's down there.

Desi · 07-22-2003, 10:39 AM

i went to the weiner doctor yesterday (my normal doctor also does weiner checkups). I like being able to say "d00d what's wrong with my wrists?" and "hey I need a weiner check" without hearing GO TO A SPECIALIST LOL.

silent1 · 07-22-2003, 10:45 AM

http://robrt.com/david/image/dude/dlhd07.jpg

crescentfresh · 07-22-2003, 11:01 AM

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Originally posted by silent1
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Ahhh! That was my favorite show!

He was hot!

lucky_13 · 07-22-2003, 11:16 AM

i went to the gyno for the first time at 23. yeah yeah i know i was way too old but whatever. i wasn't too sexually active. i almost felt cheated because the exam was so short. 2 minutes. if that. and it was so much because i didn't have insurance. i gotta make another appointment.

silent1 · 07-22-2003, 11:26 AM

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Originally posted by crescentfresh

Ahhh! That was my favorite show!

He was hot!

haha yeah, it was great. i always wanted to do the chick with the big hooters. you know, ross' girlfriend on friends that shaves her head?

07-22-2003, 01:22 AM	#1
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	I have to get a pap smear tomorrow. I'm not happy about it.

07-22-2003, 01:26 AM	#4
BlueStar Newly independent Location: Some state's capitol building Posts: 7,242	I have to go pick up a new pack of birth control pills tomorrow. __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

07-22-2003, 01:37 AM	#5
beef curtains Immortal Location: I like me so much better when you're naked Posts: 21,752	I'm going to have a poop smear tomorrow __________________ To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 5 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

07-22-2003, 02:10 AM	#8
ava transformer Apocalyptic Poster Location: A SAD, DARK PLACE Posts: 1,389	i just got my birth control pill refill last week. i am due for a pap, but at least now i won't have a period on my b-day next month.:erm __________________ HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EAT STRAWBERRY PIE?!!!

07-22-2003, 02:35 AM	#10
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	the other week when i went in for my shot, the nurse came back and asked when my last pap was. I said i'd never had one (since i'm not sexually active, the dr said i dont need one yet even though i'm almost 19) and she was like 'NEVER?!' and i got all scared thinking 'shit i should have lied'. thank god my dr cleared it up and told me to tell her the minute i become sexually active. i dont know what i'm going to do. I'm going to cry. I'll purposly miss my appointment. i just wont be able to do it. I did have to take a pregnancy test though. passed that one! __________________ i get on the train and i just stand in the back now that i dont think of you this is killing me

07-22-2003, 01:23 AM	#2
Ihaman Sometimes, though. Location: Hazard, California Posts: 21,274	sperm is people-larvae isnt that gross?

07-22-2003, 01:24 AM	#3
shaniqua Minion of Satan Location: that's my prerogative Posts: 7,420	i should make an appointment for mine soon

07-22-2003, 01:39 AM	#6
zimzumprincess Pledge Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 102	those things leave me feeling completely violated.

07-22-2003, 01:40 AM	#7
Elvis The Fat Years 007 373 5963 Posts: 31,408	babies are STDs

07-22-2003, 02:33 AM	#9
Silverstream Demi-God Location: Australia Posts: 493	ugh i need to make an appointment for mine, shit. the speculums, why why why?!!

07-22-2003, 02:37 AM	#11
zimzumprincess Pledge Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 102	um, sexually active or not, you should still have one, i believe... especially if you're 19. just to be safe. cancers and such.

07-22-2003, 02:42 AM	#12
Helena Handbasket Apocalyptic Poster Location: grove street Posts: 4,265	Oh no.. are they going to make me pee in a cup? What they find out my pee has some drugs in it?

07-22-2003, 02:55 AM	#16
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	I will cry and have nightmares and kick. they will have to give me sedatives. I'll throw up. you dont know how scared I was when she popped her little head in that door and asked me. __________________ i get on the train and i just stand in the back now that i dont think of you this is killing me

07-22-2003, 03:14 AM	#19
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	they wouldn't be surprised. and i probably wouldn't get in trouble. my parents=aging hippies turn yuppies. they've been there and done that. they know I know everything they've done, and if I don't know everything, I know enough. also, enough netphorians know/have met my parents that it wouldn't be a challenge. ask ***** what would happen if he showed up at my house with pages of my drug posts. my dad would say "howdy!" and offer him some food. __________________ i get on the train and i just stand in the back now that i dont think of you this is killing me

07-22-2003, 03:30 AM	#21
SuckSuckStyle Socialphobic Location: you look like you like to hang out. you look like you like to hang out and drink soda Posts: 12,677	I was 16 and that was a few days after one of the first times I'd ever smoked so I was really paranoid about getting caught. It didn't matter by whom. I was just like "oh shit i smoked weed, and i have to pee in a cup oh no." if my parents drug tested me now, I'd just shrug and say "what are you going to do?" I'd probably tell them even before hand "hey, I smoke a lot of weed. end of story" About a year later my brother was busted at school for selling or some stupid shit and my parents grounded him for a long time. He's a lot different than I am. He's very irresponsible (i.e. dropping e at school, having drugs on him at school, always on drugs, flunking every class because of drugs) so my parents were a lot harder on him than they'd ever be on me. when it actually happened, i told asked my mom if she really cared that we smoked pot and she said "i know you do, but just be smart". I'm smart. Dylan's not. I'd never bring it to school, use it before/during school, or let it effect my grades. __________________ i get on the train and i just stand in the back now that i dont think of you this is killing me

07-22-2003, 10:02 AM	#22
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	pap smears aren't scary. it takes like five seconds! plus, regular ones can prevent/detect cancer and other shit.

07-22-2003, 10:09 AM	#23
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	you guys are such weiners.

07-22-2003, 10:39 AM	#25
Desi Apocalyptic Poster Location: smartly attuned to the latest cutting-edge clichés Posts: 3,890	i went to the weiner doctor yesterday (my normal doctor also does weiner checkups). I like being able to say "d00d what's wrong with my wrists?" and "hey I need a weiner check" without hearing GO TO A SPECIALIST LOL.

07-22-2003, 10:45 AM	#26
silent1 Minion of Satan Location: detroit, mi Posts: 7,158	meanwhile, back at the ranch... http://robrt.com/david/image/dude/dlhd07.jpg

07-22-2003, 11:16 AM	#28
lucky_13 Apocalyptic Poster Location: for joke! Posts: 2,235	i went to the gyno for the first time at 23. yeah yeah i know i was way too old but whatever. i wasn't too sexually active. i almost felt cheated because the exam was so short. 2 minutes. if that. and it was so much because i didn't have insurance. i gotta make another appointment.